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Brother

    • I have a short TRUE story of how I found out my brother was gay and did "it" with his best friend.

    When my brother was 12-13 years old, he fucked his best friend and I saw it. I was like 4-5 years old, UNDERSTANDING what "it" stood for at the time. All I heard was "ahh" and "mmm". The only thing that traumatized me the most was when my brother moaned "daddy". I was so traumatized that I told my mother about it, she rolled her eyes and said, "He's probably playing a game with Evan". BULLSHIT... NO YOU DUMBASS. He was playing the game "SEX", more like "GAY SEX".

    I even told my father and he said, "I don't understand what you're trying to say". I told him DIRECTLY that I heard my brother say "daddy" to his damn best friend!

    I actually got so curious, I opened the door and saw them doing "69". I was blank white after I saw it. I will NEVER forget that he did "it" with his own best friend.. NEVER forget about it.

    (just a btw, I still have the image stuck in my head and never forget how YOUNG he was..)

    (He ain't no virgin anymore I guess lmfao.)

    (MORE STORIES COMING SOON =D)

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    Ball

    • Well, you know what they say, time flies when you're just a ball of anxiety and stress. :D

    Sister

    • One time I looked out the window and then I saw my sister, and she wasn’t even my sister anymore...

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    Mama

    • Your mama is so fat.

    She steps on the scales. She has to return in a couple days to get the results.

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    Mama

    • Your mama is so fat, by the time I swerved to miss her with the car, I ran out of gas.

    Weight

    • You are so fat that the last time you stepped on the weighing scale, the doctor said, "I want your weight and not [your] phone number."

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