What’s 23 times 2?
A potato
Morbius is definitely one of the movies ever made. One of the movies of all time.
The time is 9:11, time to put your phones on airplane mode.
What's the difference between a blowjob and cough syrup? They can both give you relief and make you gag at the same time.
There was once a young sister who never got anything good for her birthday, and she was sick of it. So one day the girl asked for a puppy, and the parents said yes. When she got the puppy, he was nice. But the puppy needed food every two minutes. The parents eventually the parents got sick of it and came up with a plan. Two weeks passed and the younger and less fat sister asked where her other sister was as she wanted to play barbies. “And also, why haven’t you been feeding the dog? He needs food you know.” The parents only answered with “oh! Yes, you can have a room all to yourself now. And about the puppy..he won’t need feeding for years.”
WHAT DO YOU DO IF YOU SEE A NlGGER SHOT 50 TIMES? STOP LAUGHING AND RELOAD.
A man was shaving in the bathroom when all of a sudden Bubba, the boy he payed to mow his lawn comes in to take a piss. The man can't help but look over his shoulder and he is surprised at how well endowed he is, and he asks: "Bubba, whats your secret?" Bubba replies: "Well, every night before I get in bed with a woman I whack my dick on the bedpost three times. It works, and it sure impresses the girls!" The man was excited at this easy suggestion and decided to try it that very night, before he went to bed with his wife. So he got to bed and whacked his dick on the bedpost three times and the wife wakes up and says "Bubba, is that you?"
What time is it when it turns 13 O clock?
Time to get a new watch
I can’t take credit for this joke it’s not mine. Remember that time joe Biden fell off his bike? He said it’s not his fault he blamed the tires for being too inflated
If your baby can unhook your bra, is it time to stop breastfeeding?
My uncle and I have somewhat of an awkward relationship. At times I find him a bit hard to swallow.
My family is lucky I was born so smart, every time my Dad is struggling at work, he always turns to me when he needs to get ahead.
Your mother is responsible for all the train drivers that are never ever late. She tort them all to pull out on time.
Why do orphans commit crimes?
It’s the only time they’re ever wanted
What do you call a Muslim with Tourette’s? A ticcing time bomb.
Sally had (69) boobs witch was (2,2,2) many (69222)so she went to the doctor on (51)st street ( 6922251) whom gave her pills she took (x8) times a day and now she is boobless
Ive been sad recently the twin towers arnt round so i made the conclusion of a time machine to watch it again
What time is bed time at Michael Jackson’s house? When the big hand touches the little hand
What do you call two emos spending time together? Hanging out.
I spent 10 hours applying makeup so I could look pretty when I was going to have sex with my partner.
I needn't have bothered.
The next day, it was smeared all over my face.
