What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Farrah Fawcett? Six hours.
Time Jokes
"What time is it?"
"Daytime."
Joe mama's so fat, her belly button gets home an hour before she does.
Yo mama's so fat that even Dora don't have time to explore her!
I can find the end of time before I find your hairline.
Yo momma's so fat, it takes her 1,000,000 hours on the toilet.
Yo momma is so old, she farts dust!
Yo momma is so old, her birthday's expired.
"Your mother has been with us for 20 years," said John. "Isn’t it time she got a place of her own?"
"My mother?" replied Helen. "I thought she was your mother."
You're so fat, you went on a scale and it said, "One at a time."
Your hairline is so far back that even my dad wasn't fetching the milk back then.
Hey guys, it's Hailey here.
I'ma start off with henlo ;-;
I know you guys aren't going to believe me because of the assholes who were faking to be me, but if you can try to believe me, I'll explain.
So, Jake, we can't really be together anymore, since we no longer can chat. I'm so sorry.
Basically, my parents caught us on here as you realized. Yayyyy.
I don't have time to say anything else. So I've gotta go, but thankyou guys for everything you did for me.
Also, you won't get any response from me so yea. So sorry guys ;-;
Your children grew up faster than it took you to leave for the milk.
I can make 9/11 jokes, but every time I do, they crash and burn.
If I had a dime for every time I heard someone say that F was the villain (Alphabet Lore), I would be rich.
If you had a dollar for every time someone said you're ugly, you'd meet someone who wouldn't say you're ugly.
Two whores are watching the sun come up, splitting a bottle of Mad Dog and celebrating another night of servicing the general public. One asks the other: "Say. You ever been picked up by the fuzz?"
Her friend thinks it over, "No...but I have been swung around by the tits a few times!"
Cheer up! Old age doesn't last that long!
Your hairline goes so far back that it had dinner with Jesus.
One day I was texting my friend on Roblox and I made her mad. She told me she was gonna kill me.
That night, she told me to meet her at the bathroom at 2 PM sharp, but she made "sharp" in all caps. So I went to the bathroom at 2 PM the next day. Now I know what she meant by "SHARP" on Roblox... she brought a knife, and I was in hell by then. Like for the next part!
