Time jokes
Yo mama so fat, she curves space and time.
Chuck Norris was a kamikaze pilot. 12 times.
A time traveler walks into a bar.
He orders a beer and a shot of whiskey.
What did the beach say as the tide came in?
Long time, no sea.
Who do you want on your basketball team in heaven?
Peter. He can deny Jesus three times.
Why were the Middle Ages called the Dark Ages?
Because there were too many knights.
The past, present, and future walk into a bar.
It gets really tense.