the eagles when they actually thought they were gonna win the superbowl š¹
If I died and went to heaven, do you think Iād be friends with Prince? The only thing that makes me want to stay alive more is the thought that Prince would hate me.
I saw a girl with blond hair. she was sexy and beautiful. I thought she was the most hottest girl I ever saw. So I ran up to her feeling hot
Dad: Alive Brother:orphan(fault=Mother) Me:dead on the inside but sadly alive Mother:Alive... Wait a minute.. I thought you were dead mom.. right your dead to me atleast.
i thought you were just raising your eyebrow but I checked x-ray and your skull shifted 128 degrees to the right
I thought you played football cause youāre hairline receiving
Why canāt mental hospitals have Halloween? Because that thought the pumkins were them. I tried
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your hairline is so bad people thought you were vegeta
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Why did the orphan cross the road? He thought he saw his mother.
Your forehead is sooo big nasa thought it was mars
i beat up a failed musician until he started crying. i thought a few hits would cheer him up!
The short kid came earlier than i thought , Guess he came with such short notice
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i made this up
i was watching a school baseball game, and i was yelling at a kid to take it home, he took the bat and threw it, and then ran away. i asked the teacher/coach what the problem was, and he said the kid was an orphan, and i started laughing so hard
later that night i wondered where he stormed off to after he thew the bat and i thought to myself not home
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I had to go to the doctor for a prostate exam, when he stuck it in I started to squirm so he held onto my shoulder. I thought it was going well.
Until he grabbed my other shoulder as well. ( If someone can write it better go ahead, I know it sucks)
Danny's Chromebook, Charger in his eager hands, Power for his world.
Fingers click and type, Words flow with electric grace, Thoughts come to life.
Screen illuminates, Imagination takes flight, Limitless pages.
Infinite knowledge, Unleashed through digital realms, Chromebook charger's might.
Danny's trusted friend, Always ready to connect, Bound by cord and fate.
Together they thrive, Exploring vast horizons, Endless possibilities.
Danny with his Chromebook charger, A duo, unstoppable, Unleashing their dreams.
