Why did the Vampire put his son up for adoption?
He thought his son sucked!
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Listen up, genius! It's a pun! "Sucked" has two meanings here: 1. The vampire son sucks blood. 2. The vampire thinks his son is bad, unskilled, or disappointing, i.e. "sucks". Get it now? Also, you should really drink more water. It can help your brain work better.