Why did the kid go in the guy's van?
Answer: He thought he was being adopted.
Why did the blonde run outside naked?
She thought the steam was a gas leak.
I tried to fight a razor. It cut me so deep I thought I would die.
Turns out he didn't kill me. I was never happy, but that shit made me angry.
Your mama is so fat that when she went to run in a yellow jumpsuit the kids thought they missed the school
Your mama is so stupid. Patrick Starr ran away cuz he thought she might be contagious.
Your forehead is so big I thought it was a brick wall
My sister is so stupid, she thought LBJ was a blow job.
A person with a wheelchair makes a joke. No one laughs.
Inner thought: "Wheely Manerva, wheely."
Hey, I asked for a paper, but I thought it was a cut, but it turns out it was tearable.
How did the toilet react when it received a gift?
That was so pot full (thoughtful)!
I thought of you today. It reminded me to take out the trash.
An orphan saw a tornado, and he thought he saw his mom, but then he realized it was a corpse and said, "Hi, Dad!"
I thought opening a door for a lady was good manners, but she just screamed and flew out of the plane.
Yo momma so stupid, when someone got cardiac arrest, she tried to put the person to court, and when the judge said "ORDER AT THE COURT," she thought it's a food court and ordered 20 Big Macs and got a heart attack.
People at school thought I had special powers. It was something called "Constant supervision."
Yo mama so stupid, she thought baseballs were at Batman!
Gwen, hi, this is well, I am not saying, are you a girl? I thought you were a girl, but I could be wrong.
A dog found a bone. Then he was walking happily across the street, and he saw a bridge. He decided to walk on the bridge. He saw his reflection and thought it was another dog. Then he barked at him, and the bone fell in the river. The dog said, "What a fool I have been," and walked away.
Yo mama so stupid, she made Patrick run away because he thought it was contagious! 🤣
I thought I had the best K/D ratio in my fighter jet on Battlefield, then I heard about Mohammed Atta.
