Once upon a time, there was a man named Daniel. He was blind and deaf, and he worked at a morgue.
So one time, poor Dan got confused and started having sex with the rotting corpse.
He then came home and thought he was at the morgue, so he started disintegrating his sleeping wife.
Yo mama so stupid, she thought Kobe Bryant survived the plane crash.
I got a chicken drum stick for lunch, thought I might drum up an appetite!
Yo mama is so stupid that she thought NASA is a gaming program!
Last week was my blind friend's birthday. I thought I would give him something really good that he may need.
As I walk into his house and give him a cheese grater for a birthday present, he sets it next to him. As weeks pass, he comes up to me. He said, "That present that you gave me for my birthday was the most intense book I have ever read!"
Why did the kid go in the guy's van?
Answer: He thought he was being adopted.
Why did the blonde run outside naked?
She thought the steam was a gas leak.
I thought I told you to lock up when I left this morning. This is why our shit gets stolen all the time!
Your mama is so fat. She gets winded just thinking about running.
Your mama is so fat that when she went to run in a yellow jumpsuit, the kids thought they missed the school bus.
I thought gender reveal parties were only for newborns, not for teenagers.
Your mama is so stupid, Patrick Starr ran away because he thought she might be contagious.
I thought I had the best K/D ratio in my fighter jet on Battlefield, then I heard about Mohammed Atta.
Yo mama so stupid, she made Patrick run away because he thought it was contagious! 🤣
I thought of you today. It reminded me to take out the trash.
I thought opening a door for a lady was good manners, but she just screamed and flew out of the plane.
I looked at your hairline, and when I saw you, I thought to myself of the last time I was a baby.
That awkward moment when you thought the guy was a pretty good magician, and only then realize he simply suffers from leprosy.
I got a PS5 for my nine-year-old sister. At the time, I thought it was the best trade I’d ever made. But now I’m regretting not being able to molest her anymore.
What's hard and hairy on the outside and soft and wet on the inside? Coconut, what were you thinking of?
