Thought Jokes

Your forehead is so big I thought it was a brick wall

A dog found a bone then he was walking happily across to street and he saw a bridge he dicided to walk on the bridge he saw his reflection and thought It was another dog then he barked at him and the bone fell in the river the dog said what a fool I have been and walked away

I thought gender reveal parties were only for new borns, not for teen agers.

For soo long I thought I was a Gemini, apparently I'm Cancer!

I looked at your hairline, and when I saw you I thought to my self of the last time I was a baby

GWEN HI THIS IS WELL I AM NOT SAYING ARE YOU A GIRL I THOUGHT YOU WERE A GIRL BUT I COULD BE WRONG

gwen i thought u would be with me if prince broke up with u... :((((((

I was watching the London Marathon one year, and I saw two runners in costumes. One of them was dressed a chicken and the other dressed as an egg. I thought: 'This'll be interesting.'.

My name is devonair when i get a haircut its always bald kids make fun of me the call me dang-nier bald head My name is devonair

*dev-on-near* *I always thought they were making fun of me cause of my name pronounced near*

A lot of people get mad at me for my bad jokes. I always thought they were punderful

Once at school, a teacher thought I was Russian why do think that I said the teacher replied because you're reading from Right to Left

is it me or was 9/11 too plane i thought it would be more exciting

I took my girlfriend to the beach and a marine biologist thought she was a beluga whale

When I saw your hairline I thought I saw kid Jason Voorhees

One time I broke a leg and I was using a wheelchair

My parents thought I was a disappointment and put me up on EBay, The Ohioan Black Market, and the nearest adoption center.