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Guys, put more comments in.

We are so close to beating the world record for most comments on this website, and the record is 171.

I'll give you an A because you're awesome.

B because you're beautiful.

A C because you're caring.

And I'll give you this D cuz you deserve it.

The patient said, "When will this be over?"

The doctor said, "After you die."

The patient says, "Was that a morbid joke?"

The doctor says, "Well, um, actually, you'll die because we broke the needles and the cure."

The patient says, "Well, it's a bright day, maybe if you weren't clumsy!"

SCP-173 has breached containment. This is not a joke. Multiple Keter class SCPs have breached containment. This is an XK class event. Evacuate the Earth and solar system. The world is ending!

This morning I woke up, then took a bath with some chocolate mud. At first, when I turned the damn flossers on, I noticed it wasn't water. It was all chocolate mud, and now my body is all chocolatey.

Husband: Hey, my dear, this lunch is great. Where did you find the recipe?

Wife: In a detective novel.

Who are voting for this election? I'm voting for Tricity, so vote for Tricity. Electricity!

Stormtrooper: What should I do with this guide for my test?

Palpatine: Review it.

Not many people know this, but Soulja Boy was the lead role in a very successful children's movie a while ago. Released to theaters nationwide in 2006 was Honey, I Crunked the Kids.

This guy goes to the doctor and says, “I think I’m a wigwam, no, I think I’m a teepee, no, I must be a wigwam, no, a teepee.”

The doctor tells him, “I think I understand your problem. You’re two tents.”

There is a joke that did not enter this page... Why? She is afraid they will laugh at her!

I was playing chess with my friend and he said, “Let’s make this interesting.” So I took away his towers, and he took away my queen.

It's obvious Bill Gates didn't create COVID.

None of his other products are able to release new versions this frequently.

My girlfriend got COVID.

This is the perfect time to propose to her. She might just say yes because of the lack of taste.

This is a link to a YouTube channel. No joke text provided.

Imagine playing Subway Surfers in real life.

The creator's son tried that!

(My friends said to post this. I accept no responsibility.)

I was digging in my garden when I found this chest of gold coins.

I wanted to run inside to tell my wife what I found, but that's when I remembered why I was digging.

The north and south towers got into an argument.

The south tower said, "We will talk about this when we are on the ground."

Roses are red, Violets are blue, In this world of chaos, I find peace with you.

What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?

Hold on to your nuts, this ain't no ordinary blow job!