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Roses are red, Violets are blue, In this world of chaos, I find peace with you.

What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?

Hold on to your nuts, this ain't no ordinary blow job!

What did Daveon say when he saw a spider? "I'm Dave-on with this!"

This was a few months ago. I used to help people load and unload inventory. One day I’m driving home after having lunch with my sister, and she asked if we can stop at the next gas station. I told her, "So you can weigh yourself on the truck scale?"

The north and south towers got into an argument.

The south tower said, "We will talk about this when we are on the ground."

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I was playing chess with my friend and he said, “Let’s make this interesting.” So I took away his towers, and he took away my queen.

There is a joke that did not enter this page... Why? She is afraid they will laugh at her!

It's obvious Bill Gates didn't create COVID.

None of his other products are able to release new versions this frequently.

My girlfriend got COVID.

This is the perfect time to propose to her. She might just say yes because of the lack of taste.

I went to the aquarium this weekend, but I didn’t stay long. There’s something fishy about that place.

One time, I was working this steamroller when the guy who I squashed farted.

I guess that’s what you call “FLAT”ulence.

I can't believe this!

Pizza is round and it comes in a square box, and you cut it into a triangle.

On a scale from 1 to America, how free are you this weekend?

A man tried to tame a horse, but always failed. The news spread around town that this man couldn’t tame one single horse.

One day, the man went to a bar, where a fairly old man sat next to him. “Well partner!” He began. “I guess your dream horse is more of a NIGHT-MARE!”

I will never forget my grandpa's last words:

"What the fuck is in this drink?"

I was walking with my black best friend, and he was meeting my parents, and after I got there, they said, "Who's this?" I said, "Well, I own him."

Five more days.

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