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Song

  • I am deciding to do songs on this app... so I am a type songs. If you want a specific song typed I will type just comment!

    Orphan

  • Hey, this is to orphans:

    "Orphans are ugly. We need to know each other :D We need to date, cause ur hot and so am I and orphans rly are ugly!!!!"

    Fun

  • Hi Alex, you will probably not see this till the morning, but I just wanted to say I have had fun since you were here. Also, thank you so much for protecting me and being there for me. And yeah, have a good day!

    Ass

  • Jordan, you stupid ass! Addison never bothered you so leave her the FUCK alone! How about this? Get up, go outside, stop being a jackass, and get a fucking life!

    Age

  • In this modern age, I feel as though it's inappropriate to make jokes about herbs and fish.

    It's not the thyme or the plaice for it.

    Compliment

  • I'll give you an A because you're awesome.

    B because you're beautiful.

    A C because you're caring.

    And I'll give you this D cuz you deserve it.

    Apology

  • Admins, if you are seeing this, please look in the comments of https://worstjokesever.com/jokes/5d521e61d3e53a06d27bc361/why-are-you-censoring-my-friend-franz.

    I'm sorry.

    Train

  • Boss: Why are you so bad at driving trains? How many have you derailed this year?

    Me: Sorry, boss, it’s hard to keep track.

    Magic

  • "Abracadabra! Alacuzam! See that woman? She’s now a man."

    "After the man got some sun, I turned this banana into a gun! Now look! I now have your phone, Apple Watch, and your credit card!"

    Comment

  • Guys, put more comments in.

    We are so close to beating the world record for most comments on this website, and the record is 171.

    Recipe

  • Husband: Hey, my dear, this lunch is great. Where did you find the recipe?

    Wife: In a detective novel.

    Tent

  • This guy goes to the doctor and says, “I think I’m a wigwam, no, I think I’m a teepee, no, I must be a wigwam, no, a teepee.”

    The doctor tells him, “I think I understand your problem. You’re two tents.”