Think jokes

Your forehead so big, I think that's what Kobe crashed into.

Mommy, mommy! Are we outlaws? Your stepmom thinks so.

You know I would make a deaf joke, but I don't think they would hear it.

What does a skeleton tile his roof with?

Tiles.

WTF did you think he’d tile it with?

What stands on the side of the road and needs a lot of money to buy?

Billboard, did you think I was gonna say street walker?

A man is about to be hanged. His executioner asks for his last words.

The man says, “Man, it’s hard to think of something when your life is on the line.”

I just gotta come out and say it: I like miners, and I don’t care what y’all think. I mean the fact that they are risking their lives just to make ours a little easier is amazing. I’ve always wanted to marry one, to be honest. Y’all need to give more respect to the mining ⛏ community.

Yo mama so fat.

She is the reason why people think that the Earth is flat.

For people who love Gwen and think she is the best person on this website, comment if so.

You say this to your friend, "Damn, your nuts are bigger than mine!" *thinks the wrong way*.

Friend: I must order more nuts.

What did Pavol Demitra think before the Yaroslavl plane hit the ground?

"Oh shit, did I leave the stove on at home?"

I want to make another joke about Josef Vasicek, but I think if I make the NHL, I'll die in an airplane crash, so I won't risk it again.

What did Josef Vasicek think before the plane hit the ground?

"Oh shit, is my name still on the Stanley Cup?"

Ok, everyone on this website... I HAVE NO BROTHERS OR SISTERS. The person who claims he's my "brother" is firesharky. He is trying to get fame. Never listen to him. He will lie and trick you to think I have a brother, but I don't.

Okay, okay, why [are] people askin[g] where I went[?] I[']m always on this website. Never think I[']m not.

Jk: Jimin, why are you so small?

Jm: Excujjimi?

Jk: No offense, Jim.

Jm: Yah, call me hyung!

Jk: But I'm bigger.

Jm: I'm older!

Jk: I'm the top and you're the bottom, so I don't think it's right to call you hyung.

Jm:......

Who thinks that Prince should just avoid Qwen and just continue the relationship?

"You think THAT'S bad?!? Remember the time I was in Paris with Donny de Francovich?"

I think the pollen count is a difficult job. Especially if you have hay fever.

Riley....I...I think I wanna be more than friends.