Think jokes
Jk: Jimin, why are you so small?
Jm: Excujjimi?
Jk: No offense, Jim.
Jm: Yah, call me hyung!
Jk: But I'm bigger.
Jm: I'm older!
Jk: I'm the top and you're the bottom, so I don't think it's right to call you hyung.
Jm:......
What did Pavol Demitra think before the Yaroslavl plane hit the ground?
"Oh shit, did I leave the stove on at home?"
I want to make another joke about Josef Vasicek, but I think if I make the NHL, I'll die in an airplane crash, so I won't risk it again.
You say this to your friend, "Damn, your nuts are bigger than mine!" *thinks the wrong way*.
Friend: I must order more nuts.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Algorithm.
Algorithm who?
Think Algorithm to the store.
Memes
Well.
Sometimes I feel ugly, but then I think of my sister.
Daveon is so straight, he thinks a straight line is the shortest distance between two points and nothing else.
One reason I like to tell riddles is because they help with critical thinking skills.
Alright, class, we have 39 students and 40 seats.
That one dyslexic kid thinking he’s Superman:
Hey, pass me that crowbar, please.
Sure... y’know, before the crowbar was invented, crows had to drink at home.
I just had sex...
I think I nailed it!
(Shit joke, I know.)
Yo momma so queer that she thinks Paige Stawicki will be the first female in the NHL.
Once at school, a teacher thought I was Russian. Why do you think that? I said. The teacher replied, because you're reading from Right to Left.
Yo mama so stupid, your mama thinks that VR is real life.
I learned that a strangler was targeting me.
All I could think was, "You’ve got to be choking me!"
Whenever you think back to 9/11 and realize there are 12 hours in front of us, why the f*ck didn't they warn us?
I think that church is super burning 🥵.
The best news about a pretty girl with special needs is that you can get her to do exactly what you want her to do.
I mean, she probably thinks receiving oral is like 100% blood sausage coming right at her.
I'm not into scatplay. In fact, I think that shit's disgusting.
I think my butt looks flat, but my boyfriend seems to think the opposite. I told him to be deadass with me.