Think jokes

Hey, pass me that crowbar, please.

Sure... y’know, before the crowbar was invented, crows had to drink at home.

Your hairline is so deep people can see what you're thinking.

Like if you think Joel was a hero for saving Ellie instead of saving the world.

"I miss you.

Being happy was never that hard without you..."

Someone's dad: You think he/she wants to join me? I didn't get the milk...

If I died and went to heaven, do you think I’d be friends with Prince?

The only thing that makes me want to stay alive more is the thought that Prince would hate me.

If you think your life is bad, then people are discussing the gender of Mr. Potato Head.

What did the janitor think when he was mopping the 101st floor?

The 102nd.

Fat bully. That was just the starter, now do you want the main course?

Me: I don't think I want that because you already ate it.

Call me fat? You call me fat because you think that you’re pretty, but you ain’t. You’re just a musty, dusty, rusty Cardi B.

Roses are red, violets are blue, people think that you’re fat, until they saw your mom.

I was thinking about jelly this morning. It reminded me to take out the trash.

What does a skeleton tile his roof with?

Tiles.

WTF did you think he’d tile it with?

I can never get away from my dog, he follows me everywhere. I think you two would be really good friends.

What stands on the side of the road and needs a lot of money to buy?

Billboard, did you think I was gonna say street walker?

Your forehead so big, I think that's what Kobe crashed into.

Mommy, mommy! Are we outlaws? Your stepmom thinks so.

You know I would make a deaf joke, but I don't think they would hear it.

A man is about to be hanged. His executioner asks for his last words.

The man says, “Man, it’s hard to think of something when your life is on the line.”

I think that church is super burning 🥵.

One would think Dracula would have a lot of friends. Unfortunately, no one likes him. He is a pain in the neck.