Think jokes

Call me fat? You call me fat because you think that you’re pretty, but you ain’t. You’re just a musty, dusty, rusty Cardi B.

What did the janitor think when he was mopping the 101st floor?

The 102nd.

Roses are red, violets are blue, people think that you’re fat, until they saw your mom.

Your hairline is so deep people can see what you're thinking.

Ok, everyone on this website... I HAVE NO BROTHERS OR SISTERS. The person who claims he's my "brother" is firesharky. He is trying to get fame. Never listen to him. He will lie and trick you to think I have a brother, but I don't.

For people who love Gwen and think she is the best person on this website, comment if so.

Riley....I...I think I wanna be more than friends.

Okay, okay, why [are] people askin[g] where I went[?] I[']m always on this website. Never think I[']m not.

Who thinks that Prince should just avoid Qwen and just continue the relationship?

Yo mama so fat.

She is the reason why people think that the Earth is flat.

A man is about to be hanged. His executioner asks for his last words.

The man says, “Man, it’s hard to think of something when your life is on the line.”

You know I would make a deaf joke, but I don't think they would hear it.

Your forehead so big, I think that's what Kobe crashed into.

Bro, I was told that "LMAO" meant launching missiles at orphanages. Well, I LMAOed. I don't think they are ever gonna see their parents again.

Mommy, mommy! Are we outlaws? Your stepmom thinks so.

What stands on the side of the road and needs a lot of money to buy?

Billboard, did you think I was gonna say street walker?

You say this to your friend, "Damn, your nuts are bigger than mine!" *thinks the wrong way*.

Friend: I must order more nuts.

So a kid was hanging out with his mom and this man comes up to him and said, "Hi, I'm your new dad." The kid did not think about it, and then he did and said, "But I already have a dad." The mom said, "That was not your real dad."

Jk: Jimin, why are you so small?

Jm: Excujjimi?

Jk: No offense, Jim.

Jm: Yah, call me hyung!

Jk: But I'm bigger.

Jm: I'm older!

Jk: I'm the top and you're the bottom, so I don't think it's right to call you hyung.

Jm:......

What did Pavol Demitra think before the Yaroslavl plane hit the ground?

"Oh shit, did I leave the stove on at home?"