Think jokes

Okay, okay, why [are] people askin[g] where I went[?] I[']m always on this website. Never think I[']m not.

For people who love Gwen and think she is the best person on this website, comment if so.

Riley....I...I think I wanna be more than friends.

So a kid was hanging out with his mom and this man comes up to him and said, "Hi, I'm your new dad." The kid did not think about it, and then he did and said, "But I already have a dad." The mom said, "That was not your real dad."

If you think your life is bad, then people are discussing the gender of Mr. Potato Head.

Roses are red, violets are blue, people think that you’re fat, until they saw your mom.

Call me fat? You call me fat because you think that you’re pretty, but you ain’t. You’re just a musty, dusty, rusty Cardi B.

What did the janitor think when he was mopping the 101st floor?

The 102nd.

I always wonder what girls are thinking about. Maybe balls.

One would think Dracula would have a lot of friends. Unfortunately, no one likes him. He is a pain in the neck.

I can never get away from my dog, he follows me everywhere. I think you two would be really good friends.

I was thinking about jelly this morning. It reminded me to take out the trash.

What does a skeleton tile his roof with?

Tiles.

WTF did you think he’d tile it with?

What stands on the side of the road and needs a lot of money to buy?

Billboard, did you think I was gonna say street walker?

You know I would make a deaf joke, but I don't think they would hear it.

Your forehead so big, I think that's what Kobe crashed into.

Bro, I was told that "LMAO" meant launching missiles at orphanages. Well, I LMAOed. I don't think they are ever gonna see their parents again.

Mommy, mommy! Are we outlaws? Your stepmom thinks so.

Yo mama so fat.

She is the reason why people think that the Earth is flat.

I just gotta come out and say it: I like miners, and I don’t care what y’all think. I mean the fact that they are risking their lives just to make ours a little easier is amazing. I’ve always wanted to marry one, to be honest. Y’all need to give more respect to the mining ⛏ community.