Think jokes

Who thinks that Prince should just avoid Qwen and just continue the relationship?

"You think THAT'S bad?!? Remember the time I was in Paris with Donny de Francovich?"

For people who love Gwen and think she is the best person on this website, comment if so.

Riley....I...I think I wanna be more than friends.

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Algorithm.

Algorithm who?

Think Algorithm to the store.

Whenever you think back to 9/11 and realize there are 12 hours in front of us, why the f*ck didn't they warn us?

I learned that a strangler was targeting me.

All I could think was, "You’ve got to be choking me!"

I think that church is super burning 🥵.

Ok, everyone on this website... I HAVE NO BROTHERS OR SISTERS. The person who claims he's my "brother" is firesharky. He is trying to get fame. Never listen to him. He will lie and trick you to think I have a brother, but I don't.

Okay, okay, why [are] people askin[g] where I went[?] I[']m always on this website. Never think I[']m not.

I was thinking about jelly this morning. It reminded me to take out the trash.

So a kid was hanging out with his mom and this man comes up to him and said, "Hi, I'm your new dad." The kid did not think about it, and then he did and said, "But I already have a dad." The mom said, "That was not your real dad."

One would think Dracula would have a lot of friends. Unfortunately, no one likes him. He is a pain in the neck.

I can never get away from my dog, he follows me everywhere. I think you two would be really good friends.

What did Pavol Demitra think before the Yaroslavl plane hit the ground?

"Oh shit, did I leave the stove on at home?"

I want to make another joke about Josef Vasicek, but I think if I make the NHL, I'll die in an airplane crash, so I won't risk it again.

What did Josef Vasicek think before the plane hit the ground?

"Oh shit, is my name still on the Stanley Cup?"

You say this to your friend, "Damn, your nuts are bigger than mine!" *thinks the wrong way*.

Friend: I must order more nuts.

What did the janitor think when he was mopping the 101st floor?

The 102nd.

I just had sex...

I think I nailed it!

(Shit joke, I know.)