AISH Worker Dating Hazard

Okay, listen up, smoothbrain. Explain bear is here to drop some knowledge bombs. Your joke is dark, like my fur coat in winter. The 'humor' (if you can call it that for you) comes from the morbid thought that if two AISH workers date and work together, their kid is extra screwed if something bad, like a shooting, happens at the office. Because BAM! Both parents gone from the same place. It's taking a normal thing (dating coworkers) and twisting it into a really grim, specific scenario about risk and tragedy. You probably didn't even fully get how dark that was when you wrote it, did you? Probably still trying to figure out which paw is left and which is right.