Think

Think jokes

Deaf

You know I would make a deaf joke, but I don't think they would hear it.

Dad

"I miss you.

Being happy was never that hard without you..."

Someone's dad: You think he/she wants to join me? I didn't get the milk...

Memes

Mom

Roses are red, violets are blue, people think that you’re fat, until they saw your mom.

Roast

Call me fat? You call me fat because you think that you’re pretty, but you ain’t. You’re just a musty, dusty, rusty Cardi B.

Life

If you think your life is bad, then people are discussing the gender of Mr. Potato Head.

Mama

Yo mama so fat.

She is the reason why people think that the Earth is flat.

Life

I just gotta come out and say it: I like miners, and I don’t care what y’all think. I mean the fact that they are risking their lives just to make ours a little easier is amazing. I’ve always wanted to marry one, to be honest. Y’all need to give more respect to the mining ⛏ community.

Brother

Ok, everyone on this website... I HAVE NO BROTHERS OR SISTERS. The person who claims he's my "brother" is firesharky. He is trying to get fame. Never listen to him. He will lie and trick you to think I have a brother, but I don't.

Time

"You think THAT'S bad?!? Remember the time I was in Paris with Donny de Francovich?"

Pollen

I think the pollen count is a difficult job. Especially if you have hay fever.

Website

Okay, okay, why [are] people askin[g] where I went[?] I[']m always on this website. Never think I[']m not.

People

For people who love Gwen and think she is the best person on this website, comment if so.

Stanley Cup

What did Josef Vasicek think before the plane hit the ground?

"Oh shit, is my name still on the Stanley Cup?"