Think jokes

You know I would make a deaf joke, but I don't think they would hear it.

Your forehead so big, I think that's what Kobe crashed into.

What does a skeleton tile his roof with?

Tiles.

WTF did you think he’d tile it with?

What stands on the side of the road and needs a lot of money to buy?

Billboard, did you think I was gonna say street walker?

A man is about to be hanged. His executioner asks for his last words.

The man says, “Man, it’s hard to think of something when your life is on the line.”

Jk: Jimin, why are you so small?

Jm: Excujjimi?

Jk: No offense, Jim.

Jm: Yah, call me hyung!

Jk: But I'm bigger.

Jm: I'm older!

Jk: I'm the top and you're the bottom, so I don't think it's right to call you hyung.

Jm:......

Mommy, mommy! Are we outlaws? Your stepmom thinks so.

I always wonder what girls are thinking about. Maybe balls.

Yo mama so fat.

She is the reason why people think that the Earth is flat.

I just gotta come out and say it: I like miners, and I don’t care what y’all think. I mean the fact that they are risking their lives just to make ours a little easier is amazing. I’ve always wanted to marry one, to be honest. Y’all need to give more respect to the mining ⛏ community.

"I miss you.

Being happy was never that hard without you..."

Someone's dad: You think he/she wants to join me? I didn't get the milk...

If I died and went to heaven, do you think I’d be friends with Prince?

The only thing that makes me want to stay alive more is the thought that Prince would hate me.

Fat bully. That was just the starter, now do you want the main course?

Me: I don't think I want that because you already ate it.

Your hairline is so deep people can see what you're thinking.

If you think your life is bad, then people are discussing the gender of Mr. Potato Head.

I think my dad loves jokes.

Because he laughs when he looks at me.

Yo forehead so big you think in HD.

Your hairline is so far back that if you wore yellow, people would think you were One Punch Man.

Sometimes I feel ugly, but then I think of my sister.

I think the pollen count is a difficult job. Especially if you have hay fever.