Think jokes

"Tibia" honestly, I think the reason I’m "bonely" is because you guys don’t find my jokes "humerus."

Maybe if I played the trombone it would get people’s attention, but "tibia" honest I can’t be bothered, so just look at my "BONE-zai" tree, although my brother doesn’t really like that one, so how about a "S-pine" tree?

Daveon is so straight, he thinks a straight line is the shortest distance between two points and nothing else.

The best news about a pretty girl with special needs is that you can get her to do exactly what you want her to do.

I mean, she probably thinks receiving oral is like 100% blood sausage coming right at her.

I always thought the idea of education was to learn to think for yourself.

I think they are New York Jets fans and the Jets QB helped them... That's why one of them was off target.

I think DJT has FTD.

I think my butt looks flat, but my boyfriend seems to think the opposite. I told him to be deadass with me.

What does one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob? “If we don’t get some support, people will think we’re nuts.”

You'd think with Jason being a pastor's kid, his parents would have gotten him Invisalign.

And an exorcism.

You know how 6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9?

Well, how do you think 10 feels being in the middle of 9 11?

I'm not into scatplay. In fact, I think that shit's disgusting.

It's often said that people peaked in high school.

I think Trump peaked in kindergarten.

Do you ever look at someone and think, "You must have been conceived at a family reunion"?

Alright, class, we have 39 students and 40 seats.

That one dyslexic kid thinking he’s Superman:

Yo momma so queer that she thinks Paige Stawicki will be the first female in the NHL.

One reason I like to tell riddles is because they help with critical thinking skills.

I just had sex...

I think I nailed it!

(Shit joke, I know.)

Yo mama so stupid, your mama thinks that VR is real life.

Once at school, a teacher thought I was Russian. Why do you think that? I said. The teacher replied, because you're reading from Right to Left.

I think my dad loves jokes.

Because he laughs when he looks at me.