I always wonder what girls are thinking about. Maybe balls.
Yo mama so fat.
She is the reason why people think that the Earth is flat.
I just gotta come out and say it: I like miners, and I don’t care what y’all think. I mean the fact that they are risking their lives just to make ours a little easier is amazing. I’ve always wanted to marry one, to be honest. Y’all need to give more respect to the mining ⛏ community.
Ok, everyone on this website... I HAVE NO BROTHERS OR SISTERS. The person who claims he's my "brother" is firesharky. He is trying to get fame. Never listen to him. He will lie and trick you to think I have a brother, but I don't.
Riley....I...I think I wanna be more than friends.
"You think THAT'S bad?!? Remember the time I was in Paris with Donny de Francovich?"
I think the pollen count is a difficult job. Especially if you have hay fever.
Who thinks that Prince should just avoid Qwen and just continue the relationship?
Okay, okay, why [are] people askin[g] where I went[?] I[']m always on this website. Never think I[']m not.
For people who love Gwen and think she is the best person on this website, comment if so.
What did Josef Vasicek think before the plane hit the ground?
"Oh shit, is my name still on the Stanley Cup?"
Jk: Jimin, why are you so small?
Jm: Excujjimi?
Jk: No offense, Jim.
Jm: Yah, call me hyung!
Jk: But I'm bigger.
Jm: I'm older!
Jk: I'm the top and you're the bottom, so I don't think it's right to call you hyung.
Jm:......
What did Pavol Demitra think before the Yaroslavl plane hit the ground?
"Oh shit, did I leave the stove on at home?"
I want to make another joke about Josef Vasicek, but I think if I make the NHL, I'll die in an airplane crash, so I won't risk it again.
You say this to your friend, "Damn, your nuts are bigger than mine!" *thinks the wrong way*.
Friend: I must order more nuts.
What do you think of your mom? I have to go now and tyyyytt.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Algorithm.
Algorithm who?
Think Algorithm to the store.
Sometimes I feel ugly, but then I think of my sister.
Daveon is so straight, he thinks a straight line is the shortest distance between two points and nothing else.
One reason I like to tell riddles is because they help with critical thinking skills.
