When Leicester City won the league in 2015/16, do you think there was a little lad in Africa running around with "Drinkwater" on his back, annoying the hell out of the locals?
Like if you think Joel was a hero for saving Ellie instead of saving the world.
You know I would make a deaf joke, but I don't think they would hear it.
Your forehead so big, I think that's what Kobe crashed into.
Bro, I was told that "LMAO" meant launching missiles at orphanages. Well, I LMAOed. I don't think they are ever gonna see their parents again.
Mommy, mommy! Are we outlaws? Your stepmom thinks so.
A man is about to be hanged. His executioner asks for his last words.
The man says, āMan, itās hard to think of something when your life is on the line.ā
Yo mama so fat.
She is the reason why people think that the Earth is flat.
I just gotta come out and say it: I like miners, and I donāt care what yāall think. I mean the fact that they are risking their lives just to make ours a little easier is amazing. Iāve always wanted to marry one, to be honest. Yāall need to give more respect to the mining ā community.
I always wonder what girls are thinking about. Maybe balls.
If you think your life is bad, then people are discussing the gender of Mr. Potato Head.
I think my dad loves jokes.
Because he laughs when he looks at me.
Your hairline is so far back that if you wore yellow, people would think you were One Punch Man.
Yo forehead so big you think in HD.
My orphan terrorist friend is on TV... I think he blew up.
What did the janitor think when he was mopping the 101st floor?
The 102nd.
Yo momma so queer that she thinks Paige Stawicki will be the first female in the NHL.
What stands on the side of the road and needs a lot of money to buy?
Billboard, did you think I was gonna say street walker?
Yo mama so stupid, your mama thinks that VR is real life.
One reason I like to tell riddles is because they help with critical thinking skills.
