Think jokes

Roses are red, violets are blue, people think that you’re fat, until they saw your mom.

I always wonder what girls are thinking about. Maybe balls.

One would think Dracula would have a lot of friends. Unfortunately, no one likes him. He is a pain in the neck.

I can never get away from my dog, he follows me everywhere. I think you two would be really good friends.

I just gotta come out and say it: I like miners, and I don’t care what y’all think. I mean the fact that they are risking their lives just to make ours a little easier is amazing. I’ve always wanted to marry one, to be honest. Y’all need to give more respect to the mining ⛏ community.

Mommy, mommy! Are we outlaws? Your stepmom thinks so.

A man is about to be hanged. His executioner asks for his last words.

The man says, “Man, it’s hard to think of something when your life is on the line.”

Your forehead so big, I think that's what Kobe crashed into.

I was thinking about jelly this morning. It reminded me to take out the trash.

Okay, okay, why [are] people askin[g] where I went[?] I[']m always on this website. Never think I[']m not.

You know I would make a deaf joke, but I don't think they would hear it.

What does a skeleton tile his roof with?

Tiles.

WTF did you think he’d tile it with?

What stands on the side of the road and needs a lot of money to buy?

Billboard, did you think I was gonna say street walker?

When Leicester City won the league in 2015/16, do you think there was a little lad in Africa running around with "Drinkwater" on his back, annoying the hell out of the locals?

My orphan terrorist friend is on TV... I think he blew up.

"I miss you.

Being happy was never that hard without you..."

Someone's dad: You think he/she wants to join me? I didn't get the milk...

Yo forehead so big you think in HD.

Your hairline is so far back that if you wore yellow, people would think you were One Punch Man.

If I died and went to heaven, do you think I’d be friends with Prince?

The only thing that makes me want to stay alive more is the thought that Prince would hate me.

Fat bully. That was just the starter, now do you want the main course?

Me: I don't think I want that because you already ate it.