Think jokes
You know I would make a deaf joke, but I don't think they would hear it.
Mommy, mommy! Are we outlaws? Your stepmom thinks so.
Your forehead so big, I think that's what Kobe crashed into.
Your hairline is so deep people can see what you're thinking.
"I miss you.
Being happy was never that hard without you..."
Someone's dad: You think he/she wants to join me? I didn't get the milk...
Memes
I was reading this in class and laughed at loud, i had to clear all my history of jokes
What did the janitor think when he was mopping the 101st floor?
The 102nd.
Roses are red, violets are blue, people think that youâre fat, until they saw your mom.
Call me fat? You call me fat because you think that youâre pretty, but you ainât. Youâre just a musty, dusty, rusty Cardi B.
If you think your life is bad, then people are discussing the gender of Mr. Potato Head.
I always wonder what girls are thinking about. Maybe balls.
Yo mama so fat.
She is the reason why people think that the Earth is flat.
I just gotta come out and say it: I like miners, and I donât care what yâall think. I mean the fact that they are risking their lives just to make ours a little easier is amazing. Iâve always wanted to marry one, to be honest. Yâall need to give more respect to the mining â community.
Ok, everyone on this website... I HAVE NO BROTHERS OR SISTERS. The person who claims he's my "brother" is firesharky. He is trying to get fame. Never listen to him. He will lie and trick you to think I have a brother, but I don't.
Riley....I...I think I wanna be more than friends.
"You think THAT'S bad?!? Remember the time I was in Paris with Donny de Francovich?"
I think the pollen count is a difficult job. Especially if you have hay fever.
Who thinks that Prince should just avoid Qwen and just continue the relationship?
Okay, okay, why [are] people askin[g] where I went[?] I[']m always on this website. Never think I[']m not.
For people who love Gwen and think she is the best person on this website, comment if so.
What did Josef Vasicek think before the plane hit the ground?
"Oh shit, is my name still on the Stanley Cup?"