Think jokes
Hey, who thinks Gwen is a dummy, so is Jaden and Kenya!
What is it called when young sheep bet?
LAMbling.
(haven't uploaded yesterday cuz couldn't think of a joke)
I went to the table to eat my egg, but I couldn't find it anywhere.
I think someone must've poached it.
I think if the center of the earth froze, it would be pretty hard core.
Never drink tea in school... I give people tea if they've passed out... tea can be nice, but only have it once a day... It's not what you think... It's not tea, it's CPR.
Memes
I was reading this in class and laughed at loud, i had to clear all my history of jokes
What comment did the United States Senator Kamla Harris make when one of her 64% blue dog democrat constituents called her incompetent?
"Sometimes I sits and thinks, and sometimes I just sits!"
Your hairline is so far back that if you were a backbencher in class and I was a germ sitting on it, I would think that the rest of the backbenchers are seated in front of the class.
Guy: You won't eat a human, so why do you eat meat?
Other Guy: It is bold of you to think I won't eat a human.
What did one droplet say to the other?
"Water you thinking?"
Do you think the ocean is salty because the beach never waves back?
Did you hear about the shark that ate a key shop?
I think it got lockjaw after that.
My friend thinks he is funny.
He told me that the only food that makes you cry is an onion, so I threw a coconut at him.
Jimmy asks an elevator operator what he thinks of his job.
The operator shrugs and says, "It has its ups and downs!"
I've done a skele-TON of work to think of this joke. Trust me, I've got a FEW more jokes!
What's brown and sticky?
What did you think! A stick......
I tried my best to think of some puns, but I'm gonna have tibia honest: I don't have any puns left, but I'm pretty sternum, so I'll think of a few puns here and there. It took a lot of spine to do this.
Q. What do you call a goose that thinks he's a goat?
A. A Billy Goose.
What do you think was going through the heads of the 9/11 victims on floor 43?
Floor 44.
After 6 months of lockdown,
I was thinking a bit about Bin Laden. He stayed at home with 3 wives for 5 years. I'm beginning to suspect he called the Navy Seals himself.
Somewhere out there, a tree is tirelessly producing oxygen for BLESSEDBRIAN. I think he owes it an apology.