Think jokes

Your balls are so big, when people see you at the market, they think it's watermelon.

I think your hairline might have the hiccups.

Answer to it: You might have to give it a wash in the shower.

What's long and hard and has c*m in the middle? Cucumber. What were you thinking?

What's hard and hairy on the outside and soft and wet on the inside? Coconut, what were you thinking of?

Why was the noble gas not emo?

Because they were thinking RIGHT.

What did the emo say to the popular kid?

"Go fuck yourself for thinking all emos cut because they don't... y'know, for a matter of fact, fuck all you guys..."

My girlfriend said to me, "Dear, I think you have hit an animal, there's blood and dents all over the bonnet."

I said, "No, love, I'm not waiting for a Black Lives Matter rally."

I was about to joke about your life, but I think your life is already a joke.

Todoroki POV: All he can think about is Deku.

An orphan thinks he finally sees his mom, but then he realizes it's air.

"Yol, what do you think about sex?"

"Good."

Hey, who thinks Gwen and Aiden are not dating, and who also thinks this dumb girl named "Zre" is being a dummy? And who thinks Gwen belongs with Prince, aka boyfriend?

Who thinks Gwen and dumb bitch prince should *STOP* dating! AND LET THE REAL LOVERS *Gwen and Aiden* RESUME TO *LOVE* SAY ME IN THE COMMENTS SO NOT!!!!!!!!

Hey, who thinks Gwen is a dummy, so is Jaden and Kenya!

I've done a skele-TON of work to think of this joke. Trust me, I've got a FEW more jokes!

What did one droplet say to the other?

"Water you thinking?"

Do you think the ocean is salty because the beach never waves back?

What is it called when young sheep bet?

LAMbling.

(haven't uploaded yesterday cuz couldn't think of a joke)

I went to the table to eat my egg, but I couldn't find it anywhere.

I think someone must've poached it.

Did you hear about the shark that ate a key shop?

I think it got lockjaw after that.