Think jokes

"Yol, what do you think about sex?"

"Good."

A man and a boy went into a forest. The boy said he was scared. The man said, "How do you think I feel? I have to walk back alone."

Your balls are so big, when people see you at the market, they think it's watermelon.

Why was the noble gas not emo?

Because they were thinking RIGHT.

The last thing the victims were thinking was, "Is there 9 or 11 stories?"

Who thinks Gwen and dumb bitch prince should *STOP* dating! AND LET THE REAL LOVERS *Gwen and Aiden* RESUME TO *LOVE* SAY ME IN THE COMMENTS SO NOT!!!!!!!!

Hey, who thinks Gwen and Aiden are not dating, and who also thinks this dumb girl named "Zre" is being a dummy? And who thinks Gwen belongs with Prince, aka boyfriend?

Hey, who thinks Gwen is a dummy, so is Jaden and Kenya!

What did the fat guy say to the skinny guy?

Fat guy: Does this look fat on me?

Skinny guy: No, I don’t think it’s that.

Fat guy: Thinking.

I went to the table to eat my egg, but I couldn't find it anywhere.

I think someone must've poached it.

What's brown and sticky?

What did you think! A stick......

I've done a skele-TON of work to think of this joke. Trust me, I've got a FEW more jokes!

What did one droplet say to the other?

"Water you thinking?"

Do you think the ocean is salty because the beach never waves back?

My friend thinks he is funny.

He told me that the only food that makes you cry is an onion, so I threw a coconut at him.

Jimmy asks an elevator operator what he thinks of his job.

The operator shrugs and says, "It has its ups and downs!"

I think if the center of the earth froze, it would be pretty hard core.

Never drink tea in school... I give people tea if they've passed out... tea can be nice, but only have it once a day... It's not what you think... It's not tea, it's CPR.

I tried my best to think of some puns, but I'm gonna have tibia honest: I don't have any puns left, but I'm pretty sternum, so I'll think of a few puns here and there. It took a lot of spine to do this.

Q. What do you call a goose that thinks he's a goat?

A. A Billy Goose.