"Why can’t you be comfortable with my own body?"
"I think you should ask yourself that."
Todoroki POV: All he can think about is Deku.
The last thing the victims were thinking was, "Is there 9 or 11 stories?"
Your mama is so fat. She gets winded just thinking about running.
Why was the noble gas not emo?
Because they were thinking RIGHT.
An orphan thinks he finally sees his mom, but then he realizes it's air.
What's hard and hairy on the outside and soft and wet on the inside? Coconut, what were you thinking of?
I think your hairline might have the hiccups.
Answer to it: You might have to give it a wash in the shower.
"Rajesh get on bus, so many people, squeeze here squeeze there. He daydream about naughty stuff, like coffee spill but not coffee. Bus move, stop, he press close to pretty lady, she smell nice. Rajesh think how funny if something else spill, make whole bus ride wild." He laugh to self, bus ride never boring now!
There were two friends talking one day. Tim tells John, "I think I'm gay."
John says to Tim, "What do you mean?"
Tim says, "When I grow up, I want to dress like a woman and sing karaoke in a bar and call myself (Gillette the best a man can get)!"
John says to Tim, "I think you're right, and thanks for reminding me I need to buy razors."
"Tibia" honestly, I think the reason I’m "bonely" is because you guys don’t find my jokes "humerus."
Maybe if I played the trombone it would get people’s attention, but "tibia" honest I can’t be bothered, so just look at my "BONE-zai" tree, although my brother doesn’t really like that one, so how about a "S-pine" tree?
One would think Dracula would have a lot of friends. Unfortunately, no one likes him. He is a pain in the neck.
What does a skeleton tile his roof with?
Tiles
Wtf did you think he’d it with
I was thinking about jelly this morning it reminded to take out the trash
I think that church is super burning 🥵
What did Josef Vasicek think before the plane hit the ground?
"Oh shit, is my name still on the Stanley Cup?"
You say this to your friend, "Damn, your nuts are bigger than mine!" *thinks the wrong way*.
Friend: I must order more nuts.
So a kid was hanging out with his mom and this man comes up to him and said, "Hi, I'm your new dad." The kid did not think about it, and then he did and said, "But I already have a dad." The mom said, "That was not your real dad."
I can never get away from my dog, he follows me everywhere. I think you two would be really good friends.
I learned that a strangler was targeting me.
All I could think was, "You’ve got to be choking me!"
