You think THAT'S bad?!? Remember the time I was in Paris with Donny de Francovich?
I want to make another joke about Josef Vasicek but I think if I make the NHL I'll die in an airplane crash so I won't risk it again
What did Pavol Demitra think before the Yaroslavl Plane Hit the ground? Oh shit did I leave the stove on at home?
Riley....I'..I think I wanna be more than friends.
what stands on the side of the road and needs a lot of money to buy
billboard, did you think I was gonna say street walker?
Ok everyone on this wepsite.... I HAVE NO BROTHERS OR SISTERS the person who claims hes my "brother" is firesharky he is trying to get fame. Never listen to him. He will lie and trick u to think i have a brother but i dont.
you say this to your friend damn your nuts are bigger then mine* thinks the wrong way* friend: i must order more nuts
One would think Dracula would have a lot of friends. Unfortunately, no one likes him. He is a pain in the neck.
Ok, ok why people askin where i went im always on this website. Never think im not.
For people who love Gwen and think she is the best person on this website. Comment if so.
I was thinking about jelly this morning it reminded to take out the trash
Sometimes I feel ugly but then I think of my sister
One reason I like to tell riddles is because they help with critical thinking skills.
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What did the janitor think when he was mopping the 101st floor
The 102
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Once at school, a teacher thought I was Russian why do think that I said the teacher replied because you're reading from Right to Left
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ur hair line so deep people can see what u thinking
I just gotta come out and say it. I like miners, and I donāt care what yāall think. I mean the fact that they risking their lives just to make ours a little easier is amazing. Iāve always wanted to marry one to be honest. Yāall need to give more respect to the miningā community.
