Think jokes

What comment did the United States Senator Kamla Harris make when one of her 64% blue dog democrat constituents called her incompetent?

"Sometimes I sits and thinks, and sometimes I just sits!"

Your hairline is so far back that if you were a backbencher in class and I was a germ sitting on it, I would think that the rest of the backbenchers are seated in front of the class.

Your mama is so fat. She gets winded just thinking about running.

The last thing the victims were thinking was, "Is there 9 or 11 stories?"

I couldn't think of anything because you're in the "countryside."

A man and a boy went into a forest. The boy said he was scared. The man said, "How do you think I feel? I have to walk back alone."

Kaleb: Addison, are you okay???

Addison: Not at all. People think I'm annoying and stupid! Do you?

Kaleb: Yes, once I pound you in the ass.

What did the fat guy say to the skinny guy?

Fat guy: Does this look fat on me?

Skinny guy: No, I don’t think it’s that.

Fat guy: Thinking.

My brother thinks he's cool when he just SMELLS.

Your balls are so big, when people see you at the market, they think it's watermelon.

I think your hairline might have the hiccups.

Answer to it: You might have to give it a wash in the shower.

What's long and hard and has c*m in the middle? Cucumber. What were you thinking?

What's hard and hairy on the outside and soft and wet on the inside? Coconut, what were you thinking of?

Why was the noble gas not emo?

Because they were thinking RIGHT.

What did the emo say to the popular kid?

"Go fuck yourself for thinking all emos cut because they don't... y'know, for a matter of fact, fuck all you guys..."

My girlfriend said to me, "Dear, I think you have hit an animal, there's blood and dents all over the bonnet."

I said, "No, love, I'm not waiting for a Black Lives Matter rally."

I was about to joke about your life, but I think your life is already a joke.

An orphan thinks he finally sees his mom, but then he realizes it's air.

"Yol, what do you think about sex?"

"Good."

Hey, who thinks Gwen and Aiden are not dating, and who also thinks this dumb girl named "Zre" is being a dummy? And who thinks Gwen belongs with Prince, aka boyfriend?