Think jokes

After 6 months of lockdown,

I was thinking a bit about Bin Laden. He stayed at home with 3 wives for 5 years. I'm beginning to suspect he called the Navy Seals himself.

Somewhere out there, a tree is tirelessly producing oxygen for BLESSEDBRIAN. I think he owes it an apology.

Did you hear about the shark that ate a key shop?

I think it got lockjaw after that.

My friend thinks he is funny.

He told me that the only food that makes you cry is an onion, so I threw a coconut at him.

Q. What do you call a goose that thinks he's a goat?

A. A Billy Goose.

I think if the center of the earth froze, it would be pretty hard core.

Never drink tea in school... I give people tea if they've passed out... tea can be nice, but only have it once a day... It's not what you think... It's not tea, it's CPR.

Your balls are so big, when people see you at the market, they think it's watermelon.

Why was the noble gas not emo?

Because they were thinking RIGHT.

What's long and hard and has c*m in the middle? Cucumber. What were you thinking?

I think your hairline might have the hiccups.

Answer to it: You might have to give it a wash in the shower.

What's hard and hairy on the outside and soft and wet on the inside? Coconut, what were you thinking of?

I was about to joke about your life, but I think your life is already a joke.

My girlfriend said to me, "Dear, I think you have hit an animal, there's blood and dents all over the bonnet."

I said, "No, love, I'm not waiting for a Black Lives Matter rally."

An orphan thinks he finally sees his mom, but then he realizes it's air.

The last thing the victims were thinking was, "Is there 9 or 11 stories?"

Your mama is so fat. She gets winded just thinking about running.

I couldn't think of anything because you're in the "countryside."

My brother thinks he's cool when he just SMELLS.

What did the emo say to the popular kid?

"Go fuck yourself for thinking all emos cut because they don't... y'know, for a matter of fact, fuck all you guys..."