Think

Think jokes

Sheep

What is it called when young sheep bet?

LAMbling.

(haven't uploaded yesterday cuz couldn't think of a joke)

Egg

I went to the table to eat my egg, but I couldn't find it anywhere.

I think someone must've poached it.

Core

I think if the center of the earth froze, it would be pretty hard core.

CPR

Never drink tea in school... I give people tea if they've passed out... tea can be nice, but only have it once a day... It's not what you think... It's not tea, it's CPR.

Memes

Class

I was reading this in class and laughed at loud, i had to clear all my history of jokes

A yellow minion with one eye and blue overalls stands on the left. To the right, there is a text that begins: "What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals..." and continues with a long, aggressive monologue.

Comment

What comment did the United States Senator Kamla Harris make when one of her 64% blue dog democrat constituents called her incompetent?

"Sometimes I sits and thinks, and sometimes I just sits!"

Hairline

Your hairline is so far back that if you were a backbencher in class and I was a germ sitting on it, I would think that the rest of the backbenchers are seated in front of the class.

Human

Guy: You won't eat a human, so why do you eat meat?

Other Guy: It is bold of you to think I won't eat a human.

Ocean

Do you think the ocean is salty because the beach never waves back?

Shark

Did you hear about the shark that ate a key shop?

I think it got lockjaw after that.

Coconut

My friend thinks he is funny.

He told me that the only food that makes you cry is an onion, so I threw a coconut at him.

Job

Jimmy asks an elevator operator what he thinks of his job.

The operator shrugs and says, "It has its ups and downs!"

Work

I've done a skele-TON of work to think of this joke. Trust me, I've got a FEW more jokes!

Tibia

I tried my best to think of some puns, but I'm gonna have tibia honest: I don't have any puns left, but I'm pretty sternum, so I'll think of a few puns here and there. It took a lot of spine to do this.

Goose

Q. What do you call a goose that thinks he's a goat?

A. A Billy Goose.

Victim

What do you think was going through the heads of the 9/11 victims on floor 43?

Floor 44.

Bin Laden

After 6 months of lockdown,

I was thinking a bit about Bin Laden. He stayed at home with 3 wives for 5 years. I'm beginning to suspect he called the Navy Seals himself.

Oxygen

Somewhere out there, a tree is tirelessly producing oxygen for BLESSEDBRIAN. I think he owes it an apology.