Think Jokes

todoroki POV: all he can think about deku

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I went to the table to eat my egg, but I couldn't find it anywhere.

I think someone must've poached it.

Why was the noble gas not emo? Because they were thinking RIGHT.

A men and a boy went in a forest the boy said he was scared the men said how do you think i fill i have to walk back alone

An orphan thinks he finally sees his mom but then he realizes it's air.

My friend thinks he is funny.He told me that the only food that makes you cry is an onion,so I threw a coconut at him.

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Somewhere out there, a tree is tirelessly producing oxygen for BLESSEDBRIAN. I think he owes it an APOLOGY

ive done a skeleTON of work to think of this joke. trust me ive got a feumer jokes

What is it called when young sheep bet?

LAMbling.

(havent uploaded yesterday cuz couldnt think of a joke)

My brother thinks hes cool when he just SMELLS

Never drink tea in school... L give people tea if they've passed out....tea can be nice but only havd it once a day... Its not what you think..... Its not tea its CPR

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Rajesh get on bus, so many people, squeeze here squeeze there. He daydream about naughty stuff, like coffee spill but not coffee. Bus move, stop, he press close to pretty lady, she smell nice. Rajesh think how funny if something else spill, make whole bus ride wild. He laugh to self, bus ride never boring now!

Their were two friends talking one day Tim tells john " I THINK I'M GAY " john says to Tim what do you mean Tim says "WHEN I GROW UP I WANT TO DRESS LIKE A WOMEN AND SING KARAOKE IN A BAR AND CALL MYSELF" (GILLETTE THE BEST A MAN CAN GET) JOHN SAYS TO TIM I THINK YOUR RIGHT AND THANKS FOR REMINDING ME I NEED TO BUY RAZORS

*Tibia* honestly I think the reason I’m *bonely* is because you guys don’t find my jokes *humerus* ...... maybe if I played the *trombone* it would get people’s attention but *tibia* honest I can’t be bothered so one just look at my *BONE-zai* tree, although my brother doesn’t really like that one so how about a *S-pine* tree