Think jokes
The last thing the victims were thinking was, "Is there 9 or 11 stories?"
My brother thinks he's cool when he just SMELLS.
What did the emo say to the popular kid?
"Go fuck yourself for thinking all emos cut because they don't... y'know, for a matter of fact, fuck all you guys..."
My girlfriend said to me, "Dear, I think you have hit an animal, there's blood and dents all over the bonnet."
I said, "No, love, I'm not waiting for a Black Lives Matter rally."
I was about to joke about your life, but I think your life is already a joke.
Memes
This one is for Ethan (I'm with stupid)
I couldn't think of anything because you're in the "countryside."
What did the fat guy say to the skinny guy?
Fat guy: Does this look fat on me?
Skinny guy: No, I don’t think it’s that.
Fat guy: Thinking.
An orphan thinks he finally sees his mom, but then he realizes it's air.
Todoroki POV: All he can think about is Deku.
"Why can’t you be comfortable with my own body?"
"I think you should ask yourself that."
What's long and hard and has c*m in the middle? Cucumber. What were you thinking?
I think your hairline might have the hiccups.
Answer to it: You might have to give it a wash in the shower.
What's hard and hairy on the outside and soft and wet on the inside? Coconut, what were you thinking of?
Why was the noble gas not emo?
Because they were thinking RIGHT.
Your balls are so big, when people see you at the market, they think it's watermelon.
Kaleb: Addison, are you okay???
Addison: Not at all. People think I'm annoying and stupid! Do you?
Kaleb: Yes, once I pound you in the ass.
A man and a boy went into a forest. The boy said he was scared. The man said, "How do you think I feel? I have to walk back alone."
"Yol, what do you think about sex?"
"Good."
Hey, who thinks Gwen and Aiden are not dating, and who also thinks this dumb girl named "Zre" is being a dummy? And who thinks Gwen belongs with Prince, aka boyfriend?
Who thinks Gwen and dumb bitch prince should *STOP* dating! AND LET THE REAL LOVERS *Gwen and Aiden* RESUME TO *LOVE* SAY ME IN THE COMMENTS SO NOT!!!!!!!!