Think

Think jokes

Victim

The last thing the victims were thinking was, "Is there 9 or 11 stories?"

Emo

What did the emo say to the popular kid?

"Go fuck yourself for thinking all emos cut because they don't... y'know, for a matter of fact, fuck all you guys..."

Animal

My girlfriend said to me, "Dear, I think you have hit an animal, there's blood and dents all over the bonnet."

I said, "No, love, I'm not waiting for a Black Lives Matter rally."

Life

I was about to joke about your life, but I think your life is already a joke.

Memes

Car

Like if you can relate and comment if you think this is funny

The image consists of two panels. The top panel shows a text saying "7 y/o me in my dad's car: Dad, I wanna turn on the light. Can I press this button?" with an image of a hand about to press a car light button. The bottom panel shows a text saying "My dad:" with an image of the character Rocket Racoon from the movie Guardians of the Galaxy saying "No!! That's the button that will kill everyone".

Guy

What did the fat guy say to the skinny guy?

Fat guy: Does this look fat on me?

Skinny guy: No, I don’t think it’s that.

Fat guy: Thinking.

Orphan

An orphan thinks he finally sees his mom, but then he realizes it's air.

Body

"Why can’t you be comfortable with my own body?"

"I think you should ask yourself that."

Cucumber

What's long and hard and has c*m in the middle? Cucumber. What were you thinking?

Hairline

I think your hairline might have the hiccups.

Answer to it: You might have to give it a wash in the shower.

Coconut

What's hard and hairy on the outside and soft and wet on the inside? Coconut, what were you thinking of?

Gas

Why was the noble gas not emo?

Because they were thinking RIGHT.

Ball

Your balls are so big, when people see you at the market, they think it's watermelon.

Ass

Kaleb: Addison, are you okay???

Addison: Not at all. People think I'm annoying and stupid! Do you?

Kaleb: Yes, once I pound you in the ass.

Orphan

A man and a boy went into a forest. The boy said he was scared. The man said, "How do you think I feel? I have to walk back alone."

Relationship

Hey, who thinks Gwen and Aiden are not dating, and who also thinks this dumb girl named "Zre" is being a dummy? And who thinks Gwen belongs with Prince, aka boyfriend?

Gwen

Who thinks Gwen and dumb bitch prince should *STOP* dating! AND LET THE REAL LOVERS *Gwen and Aiden* RESUME TO *LOVE* SAY ME IN THE COMMENTS SO NOT!!!!!!!!