Think jokes

I have something on my lip and I think I’m taller than you.

"Who am I?"

My friend wasn't laughing at my jokes, so I said, "Is your funny bone broken?" But he got mad, and then I said, "Do you have a bone to pick with me?" He tried to insult me, but I said, "Call me what you want, I got thick skin," and this story was down to the bone.

Two guys were on a hunting trip, and after the first day of hunting, they didn’t see anything, so they decided the next day they would split up and meet back at the fire at dinner time.

After a day of hunting, they meet back at the fire, and one hunter asked the other, “How did your day go?”

The one hunter said, “I had the best day ever! I went down the hill and hunted by the train tracks and saw the hottest chick ever. We had sex for hours in every position you could think of.”

Then the other hunter asked him, “Was she a good lookin’ blond?” And he said, “Oh, I don’t know, I didn’t find her head.”

Your mama is so fat. She gets winded just thinking about running.

The last thing the victims were thinking was, "Is there 9 or 11 stories?"

My brother thinks he's cool when he just SMELLS.

What did the emo say to the popular kid?

"Go fuck yourself for thinking all emos cut because they don't... y'know, for a matter of fact, fuck all you guys..."

My girlfriend said to me, "Dear, I think you have hit an animal, there's blood and dents all over the bonnet."

I said, "No, love, I'm not waiting for a Black Lives Matter rally."

I was about to joke about your life, but I think your life is already a joke.

I couldn't think of anything because you're in the "countryside."

What did the fat guy say to the skinny guy?

Fat guy: Does this look fat on me?

Skinny guy: No, I don’t think it’s that.

Fat guy: Thinking.

An orphan thinks he finally sees his mom, but then he realizes it's air.

Todoroki POV: All he can think about is Deku.

"Why can’t you be comfortable with my own body?"

"I think you should ask yourself that."

What's long and hard and has c*m in the middle? Cucumber. What were you thinking?

I think your hairline might have the hiccups.

Answer to it: You might have to give it a wash in the shower.

What's hard and hairy on the outside and soft and wet on the inside? Coconut, what were you thinking of?

Why was the noble gas not emo?

Because they were thinking RIGHT.

Your balls are so big, when people see you at the market, they think it's watermelon.

Kaleb: Addison, are you okay???

Addison: Not at all. People think I'm annoying and stupid! Do you?

Kaleb: Yes, once I pound you in the ass.