Think jokes

Jimmy asks an elevator operator what he thinks of his job.

The operator shrugs and says, "It has its ups and downs!"

I've done a skele-TON of work to think of this joke. Trust me, I've got a FEW more jokes!

What did one droplet say to the other?

"Water you thinking?"

Do you think the ocean is salty because the beach never waves back?

I went to the table to eat my egg, but I couldn't find it anywhere.

I think someone must've poached it.

I think if the center of the earth froze, it would be pretty hard core.

How do you think they found out cows produce milk?

Two kids having fun in the barn.

What comment did the United States Senator Kamla Harris make when one of her 64% blue dog democrat constituents called her incompetent?

"Sometimes I sits and thinks, and sometimes I just sits!"

Your hairline is so far back that if you were a backbencher in class and I was a germ sitting on it, I would think that the rest of the backbenchers are seated in front of the class.

Your mama is so fat. She gets winded just thinking about running.

Somewhere out there, a tree is tirelessly producing oxygen for BLESSEDBRIAN. I think he owes it an apology.

Guy: You won't eat a human, so why do you eat meat?

Other Guy: It is bold of you to think I won't eat a human.

What do you think was going through the heads of the 9/11 victims on floor 43?

Floor 44.

What's brown and sticky?

What did you think! A stick......

Q. What do you call a goose that thinks he's a goat?

A. A Billy Goose.

I tried my best to think of some puns, but I'm gonna have tibia honest: I don't have any puns left, but I'm pretty sternum, so I'll think of a few puns here and there. It took a lot of spine to do this.

Did you hear about the shark that ate a key shop?

I think it got lockjaw after that.

Never drink tea in school... I give people tea if they've passed out... tea can be nice, but only have it once a day... It's not what you think... It's not tea, it's CPR.

"Rajesh get on bus, so many people, squeeze here squeeze there. He daydream about naughty stuff, like coffee spill but not coffee. Bus move, stop, he press close to pretty lady, she smell nice. Rajesh think how funny if something else spill, make whole bus ride wild." He laugh to self, bus ride never boring now!

There were two friends talking one day. Tim tells John, "I think I'm gay."

John says to Tim, "What do you mean?"

Tim says, "When I grow up, I want to dress like a woman and sing karaoke in a bar and call myself (Gillette the best a man can get)!"

John says to Tim, "I think you're right, and thanks for reminding me I need to buy razors."