Think

Think Jokes

City

When Leicester City won the league in 2015/16, do you think there was a little lad in Africa running around with "Drinkwater" on his back, annoying the hell out of the locals?

Hairline

Your hairline is so far back that if you wore yellow, people would think you were One Punch Man.

Prince

If I died and went to heaven, do you think I’d be friends with Prince?

The only thing that makes me want to stay alive more is the thought that Prince would hate me.

Starter

Fat bully. That was just the starter, now do you want the main course?

Me: I don't think I want that because you already ate it.

Dracula

One would think Dracula would have a lot of friends. Unfortunately, no one likes him. He is a pain in the neck.

Dad

So a kid was hanging out with his mom and this man comes up to him and said, "Hi, I'm your new dad." The kid did not think about it, and then he did and said, "But I already have a dad." The mom said, "That was not your real dad."

Dog

I can never get away from my dog, he follows me everywhere. I think you two would be really good friends.

Jelly

I was thinking about jelly this morning. It reminded me to take out the trash.

Skeleton

What does a skeleton tile his roof with?

Tiles.

WTF did you think he’d tile it with?

Orphanage

Bro, I was told that "LMAO" meant launching missiles at orphanages. Well, I LMAOed. I don't think they are ever gonna see their parents again.

Man

A man is about to be hanged. His executioner asks for his last words.

The man says, “Man, it’s hard to think of something when your life is on the line.”

Billboard

What stands on the side of the road and needs a lot of money to buy?

Billboard, did you think I was gonna say street walker?

Deaf

You know I would make a deaf joke, but I don't think they would hear it.

Dad

"I miss you.

Being happy was never that hard without you..."

Someone's dad: You think he/she wants to join me? I didn't get the milk...