Think jokes

I was about to joke about your life, but I think your life is already a joke.

What did the emo say to the popular kid?

"Go fuck yourself for thinking all emos cut because they don't... y'know, for a matter of fact, fuck all you guys..."

My girlfriend said to me, "Dear, I think you have hit an animal, there's blood and dents all over the bonnet."

I said, "No, love, I'm not waiting for a Black Lives Matter rally."

My brother thinks he's cool when he just SMELLS.

I think your hairline might have the hiccups.

Answer to it: You might have to give it a wash in the shower.

What's hard and hairy on the outside and soft and wet on the inside? Coconut, what were you thinking of?

What do you think was going through the heads of the 9/11 victims on floor 43?

Floor 44.

The last thing the victims were thinking was, "Is there 9 or 11 stories?"

Your mama is so fat. She gets winded just thinking about running.

Guy: You won't eat a human, so why do you eat meat?

Other Guy: It is bold of you to think I won't eat a human.

What's long and hard and has c*m in the middle? Cucumber. What were you thinking?

Your balls are so big, when people see you at the market, they think it's watermelon.

Why was the noble gas not emo?

Because they were thinking RIGHT.

I went to the table to eat my egg, but I couldn't find it anywhere.

I think someone must've poached it.

An orphan thinks he finally sees his mom, but then he realizes it's air.

Kaleb: Addison, are you okay???

Addison: Not at all. People think I'm annoying and stupid! Do you?

Kaleb: Yes, once I pound you in the ass.

"Yol, what do you think about sex?"

"Good."

A man and a boy went into a forest. The boy said he was scared. The man said, "How do you think I feel? I have to walk back alone."

I couldn't think of anything because you're in the "countryside."

Who thinks Gwen and dumb bitch prince should *STOP* dating! AND LET THE REAL LOVERS *Gwen and Aiden* RESUME TO *LOVE* SAY ME IN THE COMMENTS SO NOT!!!!!!!!