Think Jokes

I learned that a strangler was targeting me. All I could think was “You’ve got to be choking me

If I died and went to heaven, do you think I’d be friends with Prince? The only thing that makes me want to stay alive more is the thought that Prince would hate me.

What is Josef Vasicek think before the plane hit the ground? Oh shit is my name still on the stanley cup?

My orphan terrorist freind is on the tv..... i think he blew up

When Leicester City won the league in 2015/16 , do you think there was a little lad in Africa running around with Drink-water on his back annoying the hell out of the locals ?

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Algorithm.

Algorithm who?

Think Algorithm to the store.

Your hairline so far back that if you wore yellow people would think you were one punch man

Mommy mommy! Are we Outlaws? Your stepmom thinks so.

Roses are red violets are blue people thinks that you’re fat until they saw your mom

A man is about to be hanged. His executioner asks for his last words. The man says: “Man, it’s hard to think of something when your life is on the line.”

Jk: jimin why are you so small? Jm: excujjimi? Jk: no offense jim jm: yah call me hyung! Jk: but im bigger jm: im older! Jk: im tge top and your tge bottom so i dobt think its right to call you hyung.. jm:......

if you think your life is bad than pepole are discusing the gender of mr potato head

I think the pollen count is a difficult job. Especially if you have hayfever.

i always woder what girls are thinking about. mabe balls

you know i would make a deaf joke but i dont think they would hear it

Like if you think Joel was a hero for saving Ellie instead of saving the world.

so a kid was hanging out with his mom and this man comes up to him and said hi i'm your new dad the kid did not think about it and then he did and said but i already have a dad the mom said that was not your real dad

I think my dad love jokes

because he laugh when he look at me