to be brutally honest i think his wife let him die for money cos they could just plug him back in, surely they have an android cable about?
jill went up to a bar to play a game of pool then jack came in and asked jill if she wanted to ride in his new car she said i have to think then jack said at least let me by you a drink after 5 drinks he asked again this time she said yes so they got in the car and jack and jill roed up a hill to to jacks home then jack said (close your eiys i got a supries )so jack lead jill to his room then said open your ies so jill opend her iese then jack got them some red wine jack got drunk and unzipped his fly and jack said i know you wana she said no way so jack gave her one more drink then she passed out then jack ripped all his close off then he did the same to jill then he did it till 3am
5 knock knock jokes from best to corny
1.Knock! Knock! Who's there? Needle. Needle who? Needle little help getting in the door. 2.Knock! Knock! Who's there? Scold. Scold who? Scold outside, let me in! 3. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Mikey. Mikey who? Mikey isn't working, can you let me in? 4.Knock! Knock! Who's there? Says. Says who? Says me, that's who! 5.Knock! Knock! Who's there? Voodoo. Voodoo who? Voodoo you think you are, asking all these questions?
One day johnny told his dad this girl in his class who liked him he thoe she was cute she sead aw your like candy he doesn't say any thing he sead why don't u think I am sweat like candy little Johnny say well some time I get a tooth ake and it hurt so I stop eating it like I stobed liking u
According to all known laws of aviation,
there is no way a bee should be able to fly.
Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground.
The bee, of course, flies anyway
because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.
Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
Ooh, black and yellow! Let's shake it up a little.
Barry! Breakfast is ready!
Ooming!
Hang on a second.
Hello?
- Barry? - Adam?
- Oan you believe this is happening? - I can't. I'll pick you up.
Looking sharp.
Use the stairs. Your father paid good money for those.
Sorry. I'm excited.
Here's the graduate. We're very proud of you, son.
A perfect report card, all B's.
Very proud.
Ma! I got a thing going here.
- You got lint on your fuzz. - Ow! That's me!
- Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000. - Bye!
Barry, I told you, stop flying in the house!
I don't think we should eliminate the lgbt
However-
Friend. Do you think she likes me. Me.. Yah. friend... Really😀😀😀. Me.... hell no. Friend...😥😓😫😭😭😭😭😭😭 you did not have to be so honest.
i think i know why stephen hawkings died, he pressed altf4
why do not air come down,I think gravity didn't like the facebook page of air.('''_ ''')
jesus told me if I believed I would live for eternity. I believed but at 97 I died...
I think jesus is broken
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Do you think the founder of Dunlop was a retired tree surgeon or a hairdresser?
Hey so i like orphan jokes and some of them are fun but i think thats engonp
If you think I sound sexy, just reply sexy.
so a guy and his brother was walking in the woods so his brother said "its getting dark out here can we go home" the man said "i know think how i will feel walking home tonight"
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Who thinks I should keep bothring gwen? Comments good or bad!
Tj and Prince, I really think we should stop doing this date night, date fight thing on this website because it's driving everyone crazy and this is a joke website, not a dating website, so I say let's just take this to face book.
How did the computer hackers get away from the scene of the crime?
I think they just hacked the chrime
Bob the Golden Retriever and Lily rhe Husky were talking at Bob's jouse Lily: Bob do you think I'm fat? Bob: No Lily, of course not! Your just a little husky!!!! Lol Golden Retrievers are funny.
