Think Jokes

I have a cow over at my house spending the night with me because she has been out in the streets homeless and poor, so my family forced it to come and live with me at my place.

The cow asks me, "Where do I keep all the dairy items like the milk, cheese, yogurt, and meat?" I tell her, "In the refrigerator! Where do you think I keep them, on the farm with all the rest of those cows?"

That night we had to share a room and sleep in the same damn bed. Then she started getting high and drank some cow wine with titty milk, and it made her shit all over the bed.

I think you're eggcellent!

"Others, Morris, Sal, Sal, Rasuba Marid, Things!"

My son is broken: "I think at home!"

Happiness!

Two whales went to a bar.

The first whale said, "oooooooohhhhhh." The second whale said, "Greg, I think you're drunk, let's go home."

A person went to tell a joke: "Knock knock!" "Who’s there?" "I don’t remember!" (I think we need to moove on to the next joke now.)

I just now made this one up! Then I realized it is in the cow category, so I added the moove on part! 😂

My cousin be like :

The image is divided into two parts. The top part shows a cartoon character with a friendly face and an open mouth as if singing. The caption reads "How I think I sing". The lower part shows another cartoon character, a bird with its beak open, looking like it is screeching. The caption reads "How I actually sing".

Personally, I think putting beans on toast is better than bullets in children.

What do I think about the Kennedy assassination?

First of all, he should have had a roof on that car.

Yo mama's so fat, she thinks the buffet is the starter plate.

A girl's pussy is a muff, and when we have something against our mouths, they say our voice is muffled, so do I think the origin of the word "muffled" is talking while eating muff?

I think it was wrong for that school shooter to end his life at the scene.

He could have done some good by becoming some lonely lifer's bottom.

I think our destination is under there.

Under where?

Well, a lock and a key were going on vacation, but the key said, "Help me, I'm stuck!" and then the lock said, "I think I am in lock-shary."

How does a disabled person play chess?

I think you forgot they don't have legs.

Do you think I can shoot a basketball?

I make it dip like water.

A guy is at his locker, and a girl comes and says, "Hey, I love you."

He says, "Okay, cool." She then replies and says, "Well, what do you think about our love?" He says, "Count the stars."

Then she says, "Oh, infinity!" and he replies with, "Nope, it's just a waste of time."

Toothbrush: I think I have the worst job ever.

Toilet paper: Ya, right.

If you have a bad day, just think there are at least 15 people who care about you.

Awww, Gwen thinks she has a boyfriend! Oh wait, no you don't! She is just some loser ass bitch who could be a ho, you don't know. He was mine, and I want him back!