Think Jokes

hey so um
TELUS LTE
there's this girl
3:14 PM
en.m.wikipedia.org
participate!
The Game (mind game)
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and um
The Game is a mental game where the
objective is to avoid thinking about The Ga
itself. Thinking about The Game constitute
loss, which must be announced each time
occurs. It is impossible to win most version

Lol same

When I want to kill myself
What my friends think I do. What my mom thinks I do.
100101
MASCOATED
What society thinks I do.
Ahah
What I think I do.
That's a funny meme
What I really do.

NOBODY
6 YEAR OLD ME THINKING
MY MOM DIED BECAUSE SHE TOOK
TOO LONG AT THE GROCERY STORE.
rofal

How I Think I look when I cry
How I actually look

this guy randomly messaged me, but i legit have no idea who tf he is lmao

My cousin be like :

How i think i sing
camyberry.tumblr
How i actually sing

2020:

Music days be like:

My grandma, who has
taught music for 36 years,
listening to my sister's 5th
grade orchestra concert
My dad, who has no
musical talent,
thinking this concert is
pretty good

Anonymous 16 minut temu
2 REPLIES
108090531
Remember in college you
were making out with Betty
from your CompSci class and
she put a finger up your butt.
So you started questioning
your sexual preference?
IT WAS MY FINGER BARRY!
Anonymous 14 minut temu
>>108090531 (OP)
>Remember when you were jacking off with
no clothes on for the first time just to try it out?
Remember when your Mom walked by and saw
everything, even though you were sure that you
had closed the door?
108090547
>It was me, Barry! I opened the door! And don't think
for a moment that I didn't see everything too!!
Anonymous 10 minut temu
>Remember that wet dream that ruined your favorite
cartoon bed spread as a teen?!
>IT WAS ME, BARRY! I JERKED YOU OFF IN
YOUR SLEEP!!
108090571

that one kid who thinks hes cool

There was once a kid named Timmy. His father & mother went to bed one night and didn't hear or see Timmy come with them. They all get under the covers Timmy, still unnoticed, looks under the covers and lets out a blood curdling scream. "MOMMY WATCH OUT THERE IS A SNAKE GOING INTO YOUR BIG BLACK HAIRY BUSH!" And he proceeds to say, "DON'T WORRY MOMMY I'LL GET IT!" And he takes his fathers penis in his mouth and chomps down. Now I want you to think what their breakfast conversation was the next morning.

Person 1 " I love KFC" Person 2 "yeah, me too!" Person 1 " How many have you gotten?" Person 2 " How am I supposed too remember how many buckets of chicken I have ordered!?" Person 1 " Chicken? What chicken, what do you think KFC stands for?" Person 2 "? Kentucky Fried Chicken?" Person 1 " What? I thought it meant kidnapping foster children." Person 2 " BLOODY WHATT??"

"You did great!"

"Come here and get your prize, a shiny quarter!"

"Nah, that's okay."

"Here's the quarter back."

"You don't want the quarter?"

"No! Quarterback!"

"Huh?"

(Crashes) (screams)

"Yo, sorry bout that."

"You think he's gonna be mad?"

"Who? Baldi?"

"Nah, he doesn't have a HAIR in the world!"

(Annoying Orange laughs) (Baldi groans)

It was Christmas time for Little Johnny. He was going to make some cookies and milk for Santa until he heard shaking and moaning from his mother's bedroom. He thinks, "Meh, Dad's probably back from the grocery store". But 2 seconds later, he heard a "Ho Ho Ho Oh YEAH" and then a slap. He opens the door. He finds Santa riding on his 19 yr old mom. He asks, "Santa, when did you get here and WHAT are you doing?". Santa replied, "Your mother asked for her 'milk jar' to be filled, and that's what I am doing." Johnny says, "Oh." "But, Mom, you told me Dad was here, well where is he?"

(Santa winks at you)

Superman was bored and wanted to go out, he called all his super friends but they were all busy. He even calls Louis but it's her time of the month. He flies to the liquor store and buy some beer and gets drunk. As has flying he sees wonder woman naked on top of the roof, he starts thinking 'I will fly down.......and have sex with her sooooo fast "BURP" that she WON'T know what happen. "HICKUP" He flies to her faster than a speed of light BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG and flies away with a smile he passes out and crashed into a wall. Wonder woman jumps up and screams 'WHAT WAS THAT........ the invisible man appears holding his butt and he gets off on wonder woman and says 'I dont know but my butt hurts real bad'.

Hillary Clinton is elected president, . . .

and on the first night she spends in the White House, she is visited by the ghost of George Washington. She asks him, "George, what can I do to best serve the United States?"

The ghost of George Washington responds, "Never tell a lie."

She says, "Oh, I don't think I can do that." The next night, she is visited by the ghost of Thomas Jefferson. She asks him, "Thomas, what can I do to best serve the United States?"

The ghost of Thomas Jefferson responds, "Listen to the people."

She says, "Oh, I don't think I can do that."

On the third night, she is visited by the ghost of Abraham Lincoln. She asks him, "Abraham, what can I do to best serve the United States?"

The ghost of Abraham Lincoln responds, "Go see a play."

A guy walks into a bar. He goes up to the bartender and says: If i can suprise you, i get a free drink. The bartender was unsure but agreed. The guy pulled up a 30cm long pianist out of his pocket and he starts to play The bartender was suprised and gave the guy a free drink The guy then sais: You see, i have a little wizard in my pocket that grants wishes, can i get another free drink if you get a free wish? The bartender agrees without hesitation The bartender wishes for a 1000 bucks, but he gets a 1000 ducks WTF! the man shouts. The guy answered: Did you think i wanted a 30cm long pianist

like this if u think its sexy

I see a poor guy. Mini me be like- mama can I giwve mwy spare money to him. 🤗 and my mum sais yes so I give my money and home feeling SO NICE while MY MOM knows he's going to spend it on DRUGS we go back tomorrow and then after we go to the same place and then I see him with drugs. Me- what I think fck what I do 😭.