Think Jokes

I think i would like a job cleaning mirrors, it's just something I could really see myself doing.

Do you think Mars prefers Sour Orbiter sweet?

Orbiter: Or bitter

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, U make me pee like I drink tea, you make me go buzz, like becoming a fuzz, It sticks in, but it goes to the bin, after its use, it will be reused, no it is not what your thinking its -~-(clay)-~-

Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a bucket of water. WHERE DO THEY REALLY GO BECAUSE WATER CAN NOT BE AT THE TOP OF A HILL!? I honestly think that only people with a physics degree can make nursery rhythms

How is toilet paper recycled?

Easier than you would think, but first they have to process the crap out of it.

Guys can we change pride month to another month please my birthday is in june and im mot gay and my friends keep making fun of me i think we should change it to march because my brothers birthday is in march and thatd be funny

When you think of the word simp, you think of a girl. Girl stands for ghosts in real life. Another word for simp is ding dong. Put them together and you get ghosts in real life with ding dongs.

If you think about it, the 9/11 memorial is literally just a scoreboard..

Think like a proton- stay positive!

I always think that percussions are golden but cheeks

Shorts go up,Pants go down Body to Body, Skin to Skin When its sniff, Stick it in It goes in dry and comes out wet And the longer its in the stronger it gets it comes out dripping and starts to sag

Its not what you think it is its a LIPTON TEA BAG

Get your mind together

If you've been thinking about singing karaoke with a friend, just duet

I was looking at our Human Services Minister and thinking I'm surprised he's married. The things you do for your cousins!

My lesbian friends bought me a nice watch for my birthday. I think they got confused when I said "I wanna watch"

I had sex with twins, well I think it was twins all my rage victims look alike