Think Jokes

When you think your mom's a virgin, then you stumble into the wrong closet.

I woke up on the floor this morning. I think I woke up on the wrong side though.

Yo mama is so stupid that she thinks fruit punch is a gay boxer!

Sonic says... April 1st is the best day to do a school shooting. They will think it’s a joke! 😃

A depressed man has been thinking of killing himself, and his friend says, "Find Jesus instead, he'll help you!"

And then the man says, "It's pretty hard to 'get help' from something that doesn't exist."

A sign that reads: "www.bridgewatercurlingclub.com. You think you can hurt my feelings. I used to hold the fleshlight for my dad."

When the school shooter gives the autistic kid a glock and he shoots himself, thinking it’s a cigarette.

What do cannibals think when they see a pregnant woman?

"Kinder Egg surprise."

If you unironically think someone who killed themselves should have their body in jail, you are honestly such a fucking embarrassment to humanity.

I think my penis has facial recognition.

Your forehead is so big, you think in 4K.

I had sex with twins. Well, I think it was twins. All my rage victims look alike.

If you think about it, then adoption is the last choice for getting a child, so those who are adopted were the last choice.

Your mama is so fat, when I think of her in my head, she just broke my neck.

I always think that percussions are golden, but cheeks are brass.

Guys, can we change pride month to another month, please? My birthday is in June, and I'm not gay, and my friends keep making fun of me. I think we should change it to March because my brother's birthday is in March, and that'd be funny.

How is toilet paper recycled?

Easier than you would think, but first they have to process the crap out of it.

You think you guys are funny, but look at your hairline. It be looking like the McDonald's symbol. 😂😂😂😂😭😭💀🤨🍆💦👶🏻😈😈😈😈😈😂😂😂😂😂😂👍😳😳😳😭😭😭😭😭😭🤨

I think your hairline is too stupid.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a bucket of water.

WHERE DO THEY REALLY GO BECAUSE WATER CAN NOT BE AT THE TOP OF A HILL!?. I honestly think that only people with a physics degree can make nursery rhythms.