Think Jokes

I have a stepladder because my real ladder left when I was just a kid.

oh wait i'm thinking of....

Why can’t Chinese people play baseball? Because they ate the bat. If you don’t get it a Chinese women ate a bat and she got the coronavirus (I think)

Your mum is so fat flat earthers think shes round

why do you think after death the angle says do not be afraid search up biblically accurate angles

Somebody keeps sending me flowers with their heads cut off.

I think I'm being stalked.

You think on a airplane when a muslim guy gets on people look at him and think... Aw fuck

I was raised as an only child, which I think was hard for my brother.

Hey guys,

I'm starting to think they don't have any candy in this van...

You never think of how people will react to an event, my friend gets discounts at any store he goes to.

whats worse bieng loved or hated? cuz when ur loved you could be left alone or be batrade. but when your hated no ones there to leave you. what do u think?

a guy stuffed some cigarrets up his eyes thinking it would make him see colors. The next day he could see only one color... Black

I am thinking of removing my spine. It's only holding me back

i remember last year all these biches called me lame so i stoped the simping and pretended i was gay, now i think theyre all fucking with me. im an L G B T Q imposter got cut last year know ive made the roster and you may think im a monester. im just just tryna see some titties.

I'm so confused who is Gwen, the only gwen I can think of is the one from spiderman 😂

hey you person who's scrolling, pls leave your HONEST opinion on life. Do you think "life sucks" or "eh its okay." etc it can be short if you dont want to then that's okay.