Think jokes
Think about how many more girls we guys could get if we talked to them how we talk to other guys, like when they say, "Can I borrow a pencil?" You say, "You can borrow this hard wood dick."
I was thinking of starting up a stair company, but there were too many steps to it.
Lewandowski is so fast because whoever would think of adding an engine to him is a genius!
Your sister is so stupid, she only thinks an onion will make people cry.
So I threw a coconut at her.
You might think that tigers or lions are the best jumpers, but in my opinion, it's emos, because some of them are still in the air.
Memes
Are your ankles having a party? Because I think your pants should come on down.
If you think vanilla and chocolate ice cream is just light and dark mode.
I don't think I could ever become a beggar. I really don't like change.
I think I am a boomerang because I always come back to you.
In 2006 on 6/9, there was something called communication opportunity happened. On 6/9. 69. Coincidence? I think NOT.
I just did a test to see who my soulmate is, and it said "best friend." So I guess I am gay. I think so, WTF.
Sometimes I look at someone I hate and think, "I hope you get laid tonight."
By a tweaker with AIDS.
Family all eating at the table.
Brother: "Hmm, I think I feel gold."
Sister: "Stop the cap."
Brother looks under the table and says, "Nope, just a gold digger."
Dad laughed.
Stepmom storms out of the room.
Alya, I need to talk to you now. If you don't reply, I will kermit the not living, and if you don't think I will, I will post your OnlyFans photos I get every month for $5.99 a week (high price if you ask me)!
You could hold your breath for the rest of your life.
Think about it.
Your forehead so big you got to go outside to think.
What do you think of your mom? I have to go now and tyyyytt.
The QUEEN is JACK! KING off the JOKER!
I know what you're thinking, pervert. Actually, the joke's about a jester in drag. OK, I’m joking, the Queen cheated on the King with the Jester.
This guy goes to the doctor and says, “I think I’m a wigwam, no, I think I’m a teepee, no, I must be a wigwam, no, a teepee.”
The doctor tells him, “I think I understand your problem. You’re two tents.”
I think about my life, and then I think about death. I prefer death. If you ask me, life is just a time when you die. Basically, death is life, meaningless 0-0.