my boyfriend is just like a sexy nerd and a I still have to ask him thinks like that becuae i so distraked from him
What starts with F and ends with uck?FIRETRUCK what we’re you thinking
i cant think of any jokes.
All of you idiots who think that it is ok to laugh about us foster kids needs to be shot
yo mama so fat she got married by 20 men but they think there's only one side of her ;v; I tried making one of my own
it would be pretty funny if something that's not a joke was the most liked thing. it would be prety funy I think lol. just a little funny lol
you think your funny look at your hair line it looks like a McDonalds sample
Ok guys I think we should stop being mean that will tell their grandparent's
my sister thinks she's so smart and funny the only thing that is funny is her face
when i shit in the toliet i think that if shit hard anuff I can see my asshole plug.
I love to have sex and my name is lex which one should i be with next i really hate my ex i just saw a huge t rex and i think you probably saw this text
Welcome for the rhyme
A man and a child walk into the woods, the child turns to the man and says: "Mister, can we go home, it's getting late and I'm scared to walk home". The man turns to the child and says: "How do you think I feel? I have to walk home alone!"
I used to think that Jewish people were a myth.
But one day I realized, they Israel
Hello i am the WJE(WORST JOKES EVER) Bot Like this post if you think its good dislike if you think its bad!
roses are red tomatoes are redder I think we both know I like you better
I think I gave you the corona virus because I can't stop staring a-choo
I think there will be many more jokes afoot! 👣
Why don’t mountains 🏔 take anything serious?
Because they think they’re hill areas! 😂
A blonde, burnette and a red-head are running from the police. They come across an old shack, with three burlap sacks. They each hop into one of them. The police come and kick the one with the burnette in it. She goes, "Mew, mew." The police say, "Oh, it's just a bag of kittens." Then they kick the one with the red-head. "Woof, woof." They think, "Oh, it's just a bag of puppies." Then they kick the one with the blonde in it. She goes, "POtaTOES!!" And gets arrested.
A little boy got the homework that he had to learn the four first letters of the alphabet. He went to his mother, who was knitting and had hurt herself. He asked her what the first letter of the alphabet was, and she said a swear word. He wen't to his brother, who was playing with a superman, and asked what the second letter of the alphabet was, and he answered 'SUPERMAN!!!'. Then he went to his little sister, and asked what the third letter of the alphabet was, and given the fact that she was playing with Barbies, she said 'in the barbie dream house! Then he went to his father who was watching a soccer game, and his team just scored, so when he asked what the fourth letter of the alphabet was, he said 'Olé Olé Olé!!!'. The next day at school, the teacher asked the little boy what the first four letters of the alphabet were. He said the swear word. 'WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE, YOUNG MAN!!!', the teacher boomed. 'Superman', the boy replied. 'WHERE DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?!?!?!', the teacher continued. 'In the Barbie Dream House' 'GO TO THE PRINCIPALS OFFICE!!!' 'OLÉ OLÉ OLÉ OLÉ!', the boy chanted on his was down the hall.
