I love still things
What's the one good thing about pedophiles? They slow down near schoolzones.
Whats the only good thing about being an orphan? All snacks are family sized!
If You're In A Roast Battle With A Homophobe And They Are Talking Mad Shit Just Say:
"The only thing looser than your mouth is your asshole!"
The thing I don't like about shopping centers...
When you see one, you've seen a mall.
What is the toughest thing about living a vegan life?
Getting up at 5am to milk the almonds.
Dad: Hey son wanna here a joke?
Son: Sure thing, dad!
Dad: Your mother and I are getting a divorce. She found out that I was sleeping with the neighbors dog!
Son: I don't get the joke, dad.
Dad: It's my life son! My life is the joke.
you want to know the bad thing? only 5 out of 6 people like Russian roulette
What's the most common thing between Hitler and an emo?
Hitler knows when to kill himself!
My boyfriend just broke up with me for talking about video games too much. What a stupid thing to Fallout 4.
My mom told me to get off the computer or she will slam my head into the keyboard.
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A wife decided to leave for a vacation, leaving her husband in supervision of her mother and her cat. After a few days, she called her husband and asked, “How is everything going?” He responded with, “The cat is dead.” She cried out and said, “Why couldn’t you’ve broken the new slowly? You could have said the cat is playing on the roof or on the first day, and the next say it broke its leg, then the next that the poor things dead! Anyways, how’s my mom?” “She’s playing on the roof.”
What’s the only long-lasting thing from China?
Covid
What was the last thing Stephen Hawking said before he died? Windown Shut Down
What is the one thing wrong with Asian pet stores... There is always a kitchen in the back
What do you call a group of Emo kids?
Suicide Squad.
What jumps and never let's go?
An Emo kid.
I bet all Emos want to be like their biggest influencers some day.
Dead.
Why do Emos want to be the "Scene" these days?
The only thing I've "Scene" from them is their suicide rate climbing, it's starting to climb quicker than they did to get to the top of whatever they jumped off.
I have a pussy. It's very hairy. It has a long thing sticking out of it. It's also very hair. My hairy pussy meows and purrs.
What is the best thing about being buried alive or burning to death? No funeral costs
What starts with the letter M, ends with -arriage and is a man's favorite thing? Miscarriage. That joke never gets old, just like the baby.
When I was a boy, I had a disease that required me to eat dirt three times a day in order to survive... It's a good thing my older brother told me about it.
