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Freddie Mercury was on top of the music world. That's only the 2nd thing he was a top in.
Grandpa: "Sonny, let me tell you something. There's only one damn thing in this whole world worse than Alzheimers." Boy: "What's that?" Grandpa: "What's what?"
Where are average things manafactured? The satisfactory!
Dont you just hate it when your grandmas always complaining about things getting stuck between her false teeth, like my foreskin
The most powerful thing in the world is babies. This is because they cry and get what every they want.
Q.) Why do orphans love elevators? A.) Because they're the only things to raise them
Know what a 6.9 is? Another good thing screwed up by a period.
The Good Old Days > You don't appreciate a lot of stuff in school until you get older. Little things like being spanked every day by a middle-aged woman: Stuff you pay good money for in later life.
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Every time I work late at the hospital, I help the patients sleep. There isn't a snooze button on the beeping things, so I unplug them
what is one thing blind people and orphans have in common
they both cant see their parents
Whenever I work late at the hospital, I help the patients sleep. There isn't a snooze button on the beeping things and it can be quite annoying, making it hard for the patient to sleep, so I unplug them.
What's the best thing about a dead hooker? Refunds.
The good thing about being gay in school is that you can be the best student, and still get all the D's.
Slavery and disciplinen it's kind of the same thing you get whipped for doing the wrong thing
Politicians and diapers have one thing in common: they should both be changed regularly... and for the same reason. Trump and Biden didn’t get the memo.
a man walks up to lil johnny one day and asks if you had one wish but that wish will be granted to everyone on earth so the lil johnny thinks real hard and long then said well i would wish for me to shit my self and the man is shocked and asks why and lil johnny reply's well i would be on the toilet i thing everyone else would just be confused
I am trying to re comment something that used to be on here, but is no longer on here. Here are some rules to make a good joke: 1: don’t say “my life” 2: proof read your joke, and make sure people can read it/have good grammar in it 3: And don’t re post things (although this last one is hippocritical because this was me trying to repost something but it is still a good rule to go by)
What did Tennessee?
Same thing Arkansas.
