Things jokes
The last thing I said to my dog was,
"Play dead."
My dad died in 9/11, and that was the second worst thing that happened to me with a plane, next to Soul Plane.
Who remembers when Gwen was the only thing people talked about on this website?
The CCP should be pleased. COVID is the longest thing to have ever been made in China.
What's one thing you'll never find in lost and found?
Your dad.
I was reading this in class and laughed at loud, i had to clear all my history of jokes
Me as a 5-year-old: How do you relate to the Twin Towers?
Friend: What?
Me: Every time I think of them, I feel sad.
I done a thing where we have chat hangouts with people that like Gwen or just want to hang out, do stuff.
All people are invited!
We have a lot! Enjoy!
Knock knock.
Who's there? Discord server.
Discord server who?
This server is dead, bye bitches, I got better things to do than watch you sit here and type like a sloth.
Chenle: One time when I was younger, someone asked me how old I was and I forgot. I had to Wikipedia my age to remember.
Jisung: This is the richest thing I've ever heard in my life.
Soldiers, there is one thing you can be sure of: You will be at home with your families, in a jar on the mantelpiece.
I told a seal a joke, it went like this: "Why did the kid cross the playground?" He said, "Why?" I said, "To get to the other slide." And then he said, "That's the sealiest thing I've ever heard!"
One day the mailman came to drop the mail off, then he asked if I could use the bathroom. I said yeah. The thing is, my mom was coming out of the shower naked, and when she opened the door, it was me and the mailman.
Now, when the mailman sees me, he says to me, "We got something in common, we both saw your mom naked."
What’s the worst thing about being suicidal?
The school shooter will always spare you.
President Biden ordered an F16 missile attack to destroy the Chinese spy balloon.
Americans are thrilled. It's the first thing he's done to combat inflation.
Every time I work late at the hospital, I help the patients sleep.
There isn't a snooze button on the beeping things, so I unplug them.
What was Hitler's favorite thing to do to pass the time?
Smoking.
What's the worst thing to hear in a prison shower?
"Drop the soap, we've got you surrounded."
People dream about having a lot of money, but the only thing you should be dreaming about is a hairline.
What is the thing that orphans miss the most?
Their parents.
What's the scariest thing about white people in prison?
How rare they are.