Things jokes

What’s one thing you can say during family dinner and in bed?

"Will there be seconds?"

How did people bully Helen Keller? They said, "Wow, that was the coolest thing ever! You really should have seen it!"

I told a seal a joke, it went like this: "Why did the kid cross the playground?" He said, "Why?" I said, "To get to the other slide." And then he said, "That's the sealiest thing I've ever heard!"

What is the best thing about being back?

Free bullets.

Been single for a couple of years and then I met this Muslim girl. She soon put the spark back into things.

What's Michael Jackson's favorite things to say to little boys? "I'd really love to see you-hoo-hoo tonight," and "I can't smile without you-hoo-hoo."

There are a lot of things that explode... like cars, boats, the Twin Towers.

One day the mailman came to drop the mail off, then he asked if I could use the bathroom. I said yeah. The thing is, my mom was coming out of the shower naked, and when she opened the door, it was me and the mailman.

Now, when the mailman sees me, he says to me, "We got something in common, we both saw your mom naked."

I was the second worst thing to happen to those orphans.

What is the thing that orphans miss the most?

Their parents.

People dream about having a lot of money, but the only thing you should be dreaming about is a hairline.

What's the scariest thing about white people in prison?

How rare they are.

Thank you so much for helping me get to 20 followers! I'm so happy, every time I look at my followers going up, it makes me so happy. I can't wait to keep posting other things on here! <3

What's the worst thing you can say to a widow?

"I'm sorry, I just had to."

Me: How does this thing work?

ForTnite kid: Oh, you don’t know how to use a pistol? Look, I’ll show you.

ForTnitekid: *shoots foot*

Me: That wasn’t a very good demonstration.

Fat people should expect big things when they take their shirt off.

What’s the worst thing about being suicidal?

The school shooter will always spare you.

What was Hitler's favorite thing to do to pass the time?

Smoking.

Prince will be coming back in 10 mins here is a joke.

Gwen: Prince sorry but I'm wanting someone else instead. You've just been a complete jackass toward me, sorry good night.

Prince: Please!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Gwen: Good night!

Prince: Why?

Gwen: Because...now good night!

Prince: We can work some things out?

Gwen: Nope...NOW GOOD NIGHT!!!!!!!!

To be continued

Technoblade: I'm the second worst thing to ever happen to those orphans.

Quackity: What is the first thing to ever happen to the orphans???

Technoblade: Quackity..... they're orphans.

(Disclaimer: not funny xD)