Things jokes

Who remembers when Gwen was the only thing people talked about on this website?

Me as a 5-year-old: How do you relate to the Twin Towers?

Friend: What?

Me: Every time I think of them, I feel sad.

My dad died in 9/11, and that was the second worst thing that happened to me with a plane, next to Soul Plane.

Soldiers, there is one thing you can be sure of: You will be at home with your families, in a jar on the mantelpiece.

Chenle: One time when I was younger, someone asked me how old I was and I forgot. I had to Wikipedia my age to remember.

Jisung: This is the richest thing I've ever heard in my life.

Knock knock.

Who's there? Discord server.

Discord server who?

This server is dead, bye bitches, I got better things to do than watch you sit here and type like a sloth.

I told a seal a joke, it went like this: "Why did the kid cross the playground?" He said, "Why?" I said, "To get to the other slide." And then he said, "That's the sealiest thing I've ever heard!"

What’s the only positive thing about Freddie Mercury’s death?

The HIV test results.

What is the best thing about being back?

Free bullets.

Been single for a couple of years and then I met this Muslim girl. She soon put the spark back into things.

One day the mailman came to drop the mail off, then he asked if I could use the bathroom. I said yeah. The thing is, my mom was coming out of the shower naked, and when she opened the door, it was me and the mailman.

Now, when the mailman sees me, he says to me, "We got something in common, we both saw your mom naked."

What was Hitler's favorite thing to do to pass the time?

Smoking.

People dream about having a lot of money, but the only thing you should be dreaming about is a hairline.

What is the thing that orphans miss the most?

Their parents.

What's the worst thing you can say to a widow?

"I'm sorry, I just had to."

Me: How does this thing work?

ForTnite kid: Oh, you don’t know how to use a pistol? Look, I’ll show you.

ForTnitekid: *shoots foot*

Me: That wasn’t a very good demonstration.

Thank you so much for helping me get to 20 followers! I'm so happy, every time I look at my followers going up, it makes me so happy. I can't wait to keep posting other things on here! <3

What's the scariest thing about white people in prison?

How rare they are.

I was the second worst thing to happen to those orphans.

Fat people should expect big things when they take their shirt off.