They're jokes
When you get home and see your parents with your grades in their hands.
Twenty minutes later, they're slapping you with the belt.
I swear your eyebrows have attachment issues, they're touching right now.
When an orphan finds out who their parents are, and then finds out they're dead.
Q: Why can orphans never be criminals?
A: Because they're never wanted.
What do ants use when they're stinky?
Deodorant.
What is the cheapest meat?
"Deer balls," they're under a buck!
Tooth 1: Hey, do you like my jokes?
Tooth 2: Yeah, but they're cracking me up.
If you ever get chased by a police dog, try not to go through a tunnel, then on to a little seesaw, then jump through a hoop of fire.
They're trained for that.
Gwen just wanted to help you with the bullying.
Tip 1. Ignore them; bullies are really just cowards.
Tip 2. Stand up for yourself; it's ok for people to also help you, but you do the same for yourself!
Tip 3. Just let them be; they're just stupid!
Love you-Iariah
You're so short, I bet your parents left you at home most times when they went to the pool because they're scared you'll drown in the kiddie pool.
What's the difference between George Floyd and Joe Biden?
They both talk like they're on fent.
What do women and peanut butter have in common?
They're both easy to spread.
RIP K.
When they have a party, they're racist. When they hang out with Ys, they're mean.
Can you believe they're still together after everything they've been through?
Who you might ask...
YOUR ASS CHEEKS!
Why are school shootings branded “very American”?
1. They usually happen in the USA.
2. They’re like the Fourth of July: there’s a lot of loud banging and kids screaming.
Hi guys, I'm going to be out for 3 days. Also, quote for the day and advice.
Quote. (Made by me) Don't look back at tomorrow; just look forward today. There are new thoughts, strength, and ideas.
Advice. Sometimes ppl have opinions, and those opinions are probably what you don't like, but don't bring negativity on them just because of what they're saying. If you chose, you probably say, "I don't understand that statement, but it does sound good." This is not a drama site; it's a joking site.
P.S. No hating in these comments.
Hello, I'm hahaha. What do you call a funny rubber toe?
Roberto!!~!~!!! AaaaAQAAAHAHAHAA. And like hahaha, what's wrong with airline food? They're not black and they're not people.
Why did Texas freeze to death? Because they're retarded.
Two old Indian ladies out picking potatoes, one lady stops, staring at this huge potato, turning it round and round.
The other old lady says to her, "What are you doing?" She says, "These potatoes remind me of my husband's nuts."
She says, "Oh my, are they really that big?" She said, "No, they're that dirty. lololol"
What's the difference between acne and a Catholic priest?
Acne doesn't cum on a kid's face 'til they're 13 or 14.