They're jokes
When you get home and see your parents with your grades in their hands.
Twenty minutes later, they're slapping you with the belt.
Why do orphans like the movie Home Alone?
Because they're home alone themselves!
What's the difference between Madlen Makan and Stephen Hawking?
Nothing, they're both dead.
When an orphan finds out who their parents are, and then finds out they're dead.
Tooth 1: Hey, do you like my jokes?
Tooth 2: Yeah, but they're cracking me up.
I swear your eyebrows have attachment issues, they're touching right now.
Kid: Why aren’t koalas considered bears?
Nerd: Because they're marsupials.
Kid: No, because they didn’t have the koala-fication!
Emo people are like other emo people, they're emo. Laugh now or I'll cut your eyes out. Tee hee!
Q: Why can orphans never be criminals?
A: Because they're never wanted.
What do ants use when they're stinky?
Deodorant.
Gwen just wanted to help you with the bullying.
Tip 1. Ignore them; bullies are really just cowards.
Tip 2. Stand up for yourself; it's ok for people to also help you, but you do the same for yourself!
Tip 3. Just let them be; they're just stupid!
Love you-Iariah
What is the cheapest meat?
"Deer balls," they're under a buck!
You're so short, I bet your parents left you at home most times when they went to the pool because they're scared you'll drown in the kiddie pool.
If you ever get chased by a police dog, try not to go through a tunnel, then on to a little seesaw, then jump through a hoop of fire.
They're trained for that.
RIP K.
When they have a party, they're racist. When they hang out with Ys, they're mean.
What do women and peanut butter have in common?
They're both easy to spread.
Why are school shootings branded “very American”?
1. They usually happen in the USA.
2. They’re like the Fourth of July: there’s a lot of loud banging and kids screaming.
Can you believe they're still together after everything they've been through?
Who you might ask...
YOUR ASS CHEEKS!
Hi guys, I'm going to be out for 3 days. Also, quote for the day and advice.
Quote. (Made by me) Don't look back at tomorrow; just look forward today. There are new thoughts, strength, and ideas.
Advice. Sometimes ppl have opinions, and those opinions are probably what you don't like, but don't bring negativity on them just because of what they're saying. If you chose, you probably say, "I don't understand that statement, but it does sound good." This is not a drama site; it's a joking site.
P.S. No hating in these comments.
Why did Texas freeze to death? Because they're retarded.