They're jokes
Why do orphans commit crimes?
It’s the only time they’re ever wanted.
What do KFC and a brothel have in common?
They’re both full of greasy chicks.
What’s the difference between women and condoms?
There isn’t a difference; they’re both throw aways.
I'm a big fan of white boards; they're remarkable.
Technoblade: I'm the second worst thing to ever happen to those orphans.
Quackity: What is the first thing to ever happen to the orphans???
Technoblade: Quackity..... they're orphans.
(Disclaimer: not funny xD)
Why do Imagine Dragons dream about mythical creatures?
Because they're believers.
Bisexuals aren’t gay.
Bisexuals aren’t straight.
They’re graight! 😂
That joke and paper have one thing in common: they're both tearable.
I once asked a sketchy man at a bar for some relationship advice. He simply replied, "They're all dead hookers once they're in the trunk."
If you see a woman get raped, just walk away. Don't bother helping. They're independent women, after all.
One weekend some distant family members that I hadn't met before came over. My cousins (who I also hadn't met before) were fighting, so I decided to separate them and place them in opposite corners of the room (thinking it would help).
My mom took me to an empty room with tears in her eyes and told me they both ended up dying.
Well, SO-RRY, but I didn't know they were conjoined twins.
What's the best thing about beating up orphans?
They can't tell their parents.
What do feminists and tampons have in common?
They're both stuck-up cunts.
The real reason women are always cold is because they’re not in front of a stove or an oven. So, naturally, when they leave the habitat, they need to have two blankets.
What do Will from "Stranger Things" and the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air have in common? They're both named Will, and their lives both got flipped, turned upside down.
Time to go to New York to visit the Twin Towers.
They’re already getting closer.
Good night, sleep tight, don't let the bedbugs bite, and if they do, hit them with a shoe till they're all black and blue!
What do a "transgender" woman's favorite song and his/her last online order have in common?
~they're both a dick in a box.
Why can't America play chess?
They're missing two towers.
Why are colds such bad robbers?
Because they're so easy to catch.