They're jokes
Why are colds such bad robbers?
Because they're so easy to catch.
They used to laugh when I said I wanted to be a comedian.
Well, they're not laughing now!
Tits are like Lego bricks. They're there for the kid, but dad ends up playing with them.
Why is the lesbian lifestyle so expensive? -- They're always eating out. ... and they buy Rolexes for their neighbors, because they wanna watch.
Why are Americans so bad at Chess?
They're missing two towers.
What's the cheapest kind of meat you can buy? Deer balls. They're under a buck.