They're jokes
Why do cats like to sing? They're very mewsical!
That joke and paper have one thing in common: they're both tearable.
What do women and peanut butter have in common?
They're both easy to spread.
Dead people can’t cross the street because they're dead, ha ha!
If you ever have a gay friend whose comatose, tell his family he/she was a fruit. Now he/she's a vegetable, at least they're still in the produce section.
Why can't pirates play cards? Because they're standing on the deck.
Did you hear about the restaurant they're putting on the moon?
Good food, but no atmosphere.
What's the difference between acne and a Catholic priest?
Acne doesn't cum on a kid's face 'til they're 13 or 14.
I hate stairs, they're always up to something.
What do a coin and an Irish man have in common?
They're both fun to flip off.
Why can't dinosaurs clap? Because they're dead!
Why can't dinosaurs clap?
Because they're dead.
Girls are like math; if they're under ten, then you use your fingers.
Why can't dinosaurs clap? Because they're dead.
Why couldn't the dinosaur clap? They're dead!
Little girls are like basic math. If they're under 13, you do them in your head.
I once asked a sketchy man at a bar for some relationship advice. He simply replied, "They're all dead hookers once they're in the trunk."
Why are mountains so funny? Because they're hill-arious! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha, very funny!
We cut and kill flowers because they're pretty.
We cut and kill ourselves because we are not.
Why does Jesus never vacation on Earth?
Because he traveled down about 2,000 years ago, got with some Jewish chick, and they're still talking about it!