They're jokes
What do Will from "Stranger Things" and the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air have in common? They're both named Will, and their lives both got flipped, turned upside down.
When you're walking through the garden section at Walmart and you hear your grandpa screaming, "They're in the fucking trees!"
Jeff, did you hear they're making a film about Jimmy Savile? It’s a very touchy subject.
Yeah, I did, Gary, but did you hear the reviews on the Bill Cosby film? People said it was so boring it put them to sleep.
Did you know that French fries aren't from France? They're cooked in Greece.
Why are orphans called orphans?
'Cause they're gay.
What does Bill Cosby and someone eating at McDonald's have in common?
They're both mc lovin' what they're eating.
What do a blonde and a cow have in common?
They're both fat af.
You should never date a prospector. They're all just gold diggers.
Why would you never donate to crabs?
Because they're shellfish!
Have you heard of bees? They're bee-utiful!
What’s the difference between a bleeding child and a bleeding chimpanzee?
They're both crazy and now dead.
Don't trust an atom. They're stupid!
I heard they're making a film about Jimmy Savile, it's a very touchy subject.
I heard the film about is so boring it puts you to sleep.
Never trust stairs, they're always up to something.
I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something :D
People so dumb they think they're "transblind" like WTF, idiots!
Bob Ross fighting in Vietnam. "They're in the happy little trees, shoot the happy little trees and bushes!"
Why do people have sex? Because they're dumb.
Santa and Bill Cosby's favorite quote: "Don't be dumb, make sure they're numb, and always use a condom!"
Them: You want some Lucky Harms?
Me: What are Lucky Harms?
Them: They're Lucky Charms, but instead of being magically delicious, they're magically malicious.