They're jokes
Did you know that a lot of graves are put in churchyards?
Yeah, they're pretty holey.
Why do crabs never give to charity?
Because they're all shellfish.
Why do dogs like skeletons?
Because they're boneheads.
The fat kid asked the teacher, "Is Godzilla real?" The teacher said, "They're standing right in front of me."
Why do women wear makeup and perfume?
Because they're ugly and smell bad.
I like my women like my family, they’re related.
Three women—a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead—are riding through the desert on a dune buggy. About two hours later, their vehicle dies with no gas, and they're forced to travel to their destination on foot, but they all agree to carry something with them.
The brunette brings canteens of water.
The redhead takes a large beach umbrella.
The blonde somehow rips off the car door.
The redhead asks her, "Why did you take the whole car door?"
To which the blonde replied, "So I can roll down the window in case it gets too hot."
What do Will from "Stranger Things" and the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air have in common? They're both named Will, and their lives both got flipped, turned upside down.
When you're walking through the garden section at Walmart and you hear your grandpa screaming, "They're in the fucking trees!"
Jeff, did you hear they're making a film about Jimmy Savile? It’s a very touchy subject.
Yeah, I did, Gary, but did you hear the reviews on the Bill Cosby film? People said it was so boring it put them to sleep.
Did you know that French fries aren't from France? They're cooked in Greece.
Why are orphans called orphans?
'Cause they're gay.
What does Bill Cosby and someone eating at McDonald's have in common?
They're both mc lovin' what they're eating.
What do a blonde and a cow have in common?
They're both fat af.
You should never date a prospector. They're all just gold diggers.
Why would you never donate to crabs?
Because they're shellfish!
Have you heard of bees? They're bee-utiful!
What’s the difference between a bleeding child and a bleeding chimpanzee?
They're both crazy and now dead.
Don't trust an atom. They're stupid!
I heard they're making a film about Jimmy Savile, it's a very touchy subject.
I heard the film about is so boring it puts you to sleep.