Godzilla in Class

The humor comes from the teacher playfully calling the fat kid "Godzilla", implying the kid is large and monstrous like the movie character. The teacher uses sarcasm instead of giving a direct answer.

• Godzilla
• Kid
• Fat
• School
• Teacher
• Movie

• Fat teachers be like: "I hope you're paying a ten chin."
• Teacher: Here, have candy. Kid: No, I’m too fat. Teacher: Shut up, or I’m gonna fail you. *Next week* Teacher: Okay kids, get off the floor and go back to your seats. Kid: I’m too fat to get up. Teacher: Don’t you remember what I said? Kid: Yep, elephants don’t forget.
• Teacher: "Stand up, class!" She is sitting down. Teacher: "Whoever stands up is stupid!"
• We were discussing cows in a lesson. I asked my teacher why she was one.