They're jokes
1. You're so dumb, you think Cheerios are donut seeds!
2. You're so fat, you could sell shade!
3. You're just like coconut water, nobody likes you!
4. Have you been shopping lately? Because they're selling lives around the corner, you should go get one!
If being ugly was a crime, you would get a life sentence!!
Are these good?
What do they use in communion when they run out of bread?
Doughnuts, because they're holy.
Why do musicians in New Orleans smell so good?
Because they're jasmine (jazz men)!
What do royals and hot dogs have in common?
They're usually in bread.
Why don’t clams like to share?
Because they’re very shellfish.
You wanna know why I hate circles so much? They’re just so pointless! But I guess that’s how they roll.
Why are mountains never serious?
Because they’re hill areas.
Why did the kids love the mushrooms?
Because they're fun-guys!
Where do bunnies go when they're sick?
The hoppital.
Why don't you see elephants hiding in trees?
Bc they're good at it.
I was 11 or 12 at the time.
Guy (passing me): "How are you doing?" Me, an autist: "Pretty bad honestly." Guy (continued walking past me) Me: ...
If you didn’t know, “what’s up” and “how are you doing” are phatic expressions in the United States, meaning that they’re said as greetings even though they literally mean something else.
I feel bad for shopping carts. They're always being pushed around.
When I go to weddings, old people will tell me I'm next, but when I go to funerals, I tell old people they're next.
What does a deaf person do when they hear people scream? I don't know; it's not like they're gonna hear it anyway.
Hello, I'm hahaha. What do you call a funny rubber toe?
Roberto!!~!~!!! AaaaAQAAAHAHAHAA. And like hahaha, what's wrong with airline food? They're not black and they're not people.
Why can't dinosaurs talk?
'Cause they're dead.
What's wrong with airline food...! They're not black, and they're not people. hahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahhahahahXD!!!!!!!!! You're welcome?
Why do people laugh at mountains?
Because they're HILLarious!
I hate it when ever I bring a girl over, my parents don't care, but when I bring one of my friends that's a boy, they're like, "Keep the door open," and I'm gay.
Man, all these jokes suck. They're horri-puning.