They're jokes
Why don't Chinese people believe in Santa Claus?
They're the ones that make the toys.
So, a mom and a dad are having sex. Their daughter comes down and says, "Mommy, Mommy, what are you doing?"
The mom goes, "Uh, we're making a cake. Let's go back to bed." So she tucks her daughter in and says, "We will go to the park tomorrow."
So the next day they go to the park, and two teens are going at it in some bushes, and the little girl goes, "Mommy, Mommy, what are they doing?" And the mom goes, "They're making a cake. Let's go back home."
So they go home, and the mom tucked her into bed and says, "Tomorrow we will go to the zoo." And so the next day they go to the zoo, and two monkeys are going at it, and the girl goes, "Mommy, what are they doing?" And the mom goes, "They're making a cake. Let's go back home."
And so they go home, and the girl goes, "Mommy, did you and Daddy make a cake last night?" And the mom nervously says, "N-no, why?" And the little girl goes, "Because I licked the icing off the couch."
What type of people have the record of the most amount of stories read?
Emos, they're still in the air.
What does the Catholic Church and Worstjokesever.com have in common?
They're both full of child groomers.
Not to be rude or anything, but I'm not adopted. My boyfriend is, and some of these are really mean because sometimes their parents give them up just because they're ugly or just because of their skin color. We should stop making fun of them, and yes, I do giggle sometimes, but they can be really hurtful sometimes.
Why is it okay to hit an orphan?
It's not like they're going to tell their parents.
"Chelsea is the most consistent team.
One win in August, one win in September, and one win in October; it's just like a menstrual cycle.
If they don't win in November, just know that they're pregnant." 😅
How do Chinese people name their babies?
They chuck a pan down the stairs.
What does Michael Jackson and maths have in common? They're both hard for kids.
You know, 9/11 jokes aren't funny, they're just PLANE wrong!
Your hairline and the universe have one thing in common: they’re yet to be discovered.
Why can't America play chess?
They're already missing 2 towers.
Friend: Stop with the self harm jokes, they're not funny.
Me: It's not that deep. I'll cut it out.
A lion, Johnny Depp, and a hockey player from Nashville all have one thing in common.
They're all Predators!
What does a cute deaf girl and a fire have in common?
They're both hot, but they're both quiet.
Little Johnny was overheard by his mother reciting his homework, “Two plus two, the son of a b*tch is four; four plus four, the son of a b*tch is eight; eight plus eight, the son of a b*tch...;” “Johnny!” shouted his mother. “Stop swearing!” “But mom!” Little Johnny protested, “That’s what the teacher taught us! And she said we should recite it till we learned it!”
The next day his mother went to the teacher to complain. “No, no,” said the teacher, terrified. “That’s not what I taught them. They’re supposed to say: ‘Two plus two, the sum of which is four.’”
Orphan, they're enough of a joke.
Kid walks in the door. "Mommy and Daddy, I'm home." Mommy and Daddy meanwhile in their room moaning. Kid runs to them thinking they're hurt and sees something he definitely shouldn't have.
10 minutes later, [he] kills himself.
Why are orphans so fond of shadows?
They're the only thing that accompanies them always.
Guys, stop telling orphan jokes, soon they're gonna tell they're par... oh wait, never mind, carry on.