They're jokes
Why is it okay to hit an orphan?
It's not like they're going to tell their parents.
"Chelsea is the most consistent team.
One win in August, one win in September, and one win in October; it's just like a menstrual cycle.
If they don't win in November, just know that they're pregnant." 😅
How do Chinese people name their babies?
They chuck a pan down the stairs.
What does Michael Jackson and maths have in common? They're both hard for kids.
You know, 9/11 jokes aren't funny, they're just PLANE wrong!
Your hairline and the universe have one thing in common: they’re yet to be discovered.
Why can't America play chess?
They're already missing 2 towers.
Friend: Stop with the self harm jokes, they're not funny.
Me: It's not that deep. I'll cut it out.
A lion, Johnny Depp, and a hockey player from Nashville all have one thing in common.
They're all Predators!
What does a cute deaf girl and a fire have in common?
They're both hot, but they're both quiet.
Little Johnny was overheard by his mother reciting his homework, “Two plus two, the son of a b*tch is four; four plus four, the son of a b*tch is eight; eight plus eight, the son of a b*tch...;” “Johnny!” shouted his mother. “Stop swearing!” “But mom!” Little Johnny protested, “That’s what the teacher taught us! And she said we should recite it till we learned it!”
The next day his mother went to the teacher to complain. “No, no,” said the teacher, terrified. “That’s not what I taught them. They’re supposed to say: ‘Two plus two, the sum of which is four.’”
Orphan, they're enough of a joke.
Kid walks in the door. "Mommy and Daddy, I'm home." Mommy and Daddy meanwhile in their room moaning. Kid runs to them thinking they're hurt and sees something he definitely shouldn't have.
10 minutes later, [he] kills himself.
Why are orphans so fond of shadows?
They're the only thing that accompanies them always.
Guys, stop telling orphan jokes, soon they're gonna tell they're par... oh wait, never mind, carry on.
My wife and children are leaving me over my obsession with horse racing.
And they're off!
Why can’t an orphan play GTA?
Because they're not wanted.
Why can't orphans get 5 stars in GTA?
Because they're not wanted.
Corpses aren’t funny—they’re dead serious.
Why are orphans never in jail?
Because they're never wanted.