They jokes

Why are orphans so bad at baseball?

Because they don’t know what a home looks like.

Why can’t Chinese people play baseball?

Because they ate the bay.

If you're ever bored, just bully an orphan. What are they gonna do? Cry to their mama and father?

Your hairline is so back when the police saw it, they had to arrest you.

If you ever get bored, just hit an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

If someone told me to bring up 9/11, they were trying to make a funny joke, but it didn't work.

That one really *crashed and burned*.

Why are Americans bad at Clash Royale?

Because they have already lost 2 towers.

So I told an orphan to slap themselves until they are wanted. I came back the next day to see them slapping themselves. Then I stopped them and told them to punch themselves.

The next day I saw a dead orphan.

Kid: Who is your mom?

Orphan: They left me😭

Why should you never fart in an Apple store?

Because they have no Windows!

Why aren't blind people in Brazil?

Because they can only read Braille. 🇧🇷 🙄

How do Chinese people name their babies?

They chuck a pan down the stairs.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to get a bucket of water.

Jack slipped, his condom ripped, and now they have a daughter.

What do me, emos, and Monster cans have in common?

A barcode.

Why was the new gamer mad when they were playing Overwatch? Because gamer girl WAS ALREADY TRACER.

What do kids with cancer and cancer jokes have in common?

CANCER!

Just kidding, they are both fun to laugh at.

What did the autistic kid say to his girlfriend after they broke up?

"I thought what we had was special!"

Why are emo kids the best jumpers?

Because they never fall down.

My friend lives in a caravan park. His parents named him Money because they thought it was a type of currency.

What's the difference between child abuse and abandonment?

The abused ones are forced to listen while being abused, while abandoned kids cry because they don't have parents anymore.