They jokes
What do an orphan's father and Nemo have in common?
They are both nowhere to be found.
I don't get this. Why is it I go to an orphanage and all of a sudden they said I used to be the cutest baby there?
Why can't orphans never run all the bases in baseball? Because they can never make it home.
What did one shoe say to the other shoe when they were fighting?
I wanna sock you in the eye so bad!
Person 1: "Where was Hiroshima?"
Person 2: "In Japan."
Person 1: "No wonder! That's why they never saw it coming."
What's so special about bullets?
They do work after they are fired.
I don't like 9/11 jokes, they tend to crash and burn.
Don't be scared of skeletons.
They don't have the guts for murder.
What do furries and fast food lovers have in common? They both love hot dogs.
What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.
Why can’t orphans go on school trips?
They need a parent signature.
Why do French people eat snails?
Because they don’t like fast food.
Ever tried African food?
Neither have they.
What do trans men and Pinocchio have in common?
Both are lying when they say, "I'm a real boy."
Communists don't play Minecraft.
They play Ourcraft.
Do you know why most men are impressive cooks?
Because with two eggs and a sausage, they can keep women full for 9 months.
Why do old people swallow popcorn kernels?
To make their cremation more entertaining when they die.
They should bring Michael Jackson back from the dead so he can star in the Peter Pan horror movie.
Why does an orphan wanna be a criminal?
Because they wanna be wanted.
Why do strippers never care about things?
Because the last time they gave a fuck, it was for $20 an hour.