They jokes
I went to go hang out with the emo kids, but they already did.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't hit a home run.
Why don’t midgets fight? They walk away to be the bigger man.
What do orphans, parents, and trees have in common? They leafed.
Why are orphans bad at poker?
Because they don't know what a full house is!
Memes
Why can't orphans work at McDonald's? Because they call their employees family.
I was happy for once, and my family was happy I was happy, but that all changed when they found out I was thinking about bridges and humans.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't make it to home.
What do emos and the Lorax have in common?
They both hang with trees.
People say that biting off your finger would be as easy as biting a carrot if your brain didn't try to stop you. How the f do people know that and how many people's fingers did they bite off before coming to that conclusion?
What does my dad and Nemo have in common? They both can't be found.
What do old people and meth heads have in common? They usually trip over their balls.
Why did orphans want to commit a crime?
Because they wanted to see what it feels like to be wanted.
No one cares if you bully an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None. They just hold it in the socket and expect the world to revolve around them.
Why does an orphan wanna be a criminal?
Because they wanna be wanted.
Bad jokes are like the planes in 9/11, they don't land.
You know why emos get excited playing Minecraft? They see a creeper.
Why can't an orphan be gay? Because they don't have anyone to call "daddy."
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
So they can get in the cast!