They jokes
Why do rapists and pedophiles never win a race?
Because they always like to come in a little behind.
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a bulb?
None, because they all cry in the dark.
How did Helen Keller's parents punish her?
They put doorknobs on a wall and said, "Open the door."
Don't be scared of skeletons.
They don't have the guts for murder.
What did one shoe say to the other shoe when they were fighting?
I wanna sock you in the eye so bad!
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Communists don't play Minecraft.
They play Ourcraft.
Why do old people swallow popcorn kernels?
To make their cremation more entertaining when they die.
Why do French people eat snails?
Because they donāt like fast food.
Q: How are Clocks like Pedophiles? A: They both stop at 12.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims. They went through 67 stories in 0.67 milliseconds.
Ever tried African food?
Neither have they.
They should bring Michael Jackson back from the dead so he can star in the Peter Pan horror movie.
What's the same with shoes and slaves?
When they get loose, you tie them up.
Someone at school asked what makeup I was wearing.
I said, "a smile."
They are now following me around asking if my mental health is okay.
My plan to avoid them is to not go to school.
Going to school is mandatory in this country.
Can you guess my plan?
I hate prom in Alabama. They always say, "Uhh, actually this is our family reunion." We are in Alabama, so they are the same thing.
What do White Castle sliders and Michael Jackson have in common? They have their meat in tiny wet buns.
How do rappers keep themselves clean?
They drop SOAP BARS.
Why do Black people go to a confession stand at the Catholic Church?
They wanna know what itās like to speak to a father.
What do Civil War veterans and pedophiles have in common?
They both prefer Minnie (mini) balls.
I went to go hang out with the emo kids, but they already did.