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I don't like 9/11 jokes, they tend to crash and burn.
How did Helen Keller's parents punish her?
They put doorknobs on a wall and said, "Open the door."
Don't be scared of skeletons.
They don't have the guts for murder.
What did one shoe say to the other shoe when they were fighting?
I wanna sock you in the eye so bad!
What's so special about bullets?
They do work after they are fired.
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Women are like iPhones, you have to touch them all over before they respond. Men are like Blackberrys, rub one ball and everything moves!
What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.
Bad jokes are like the planes in 9/11, they don't land.
What does my dad and Nemo have in common? They both can't be found.
No one cares if you bully an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None. They just hold it in the socket and expect the world to revolve around them.
If the minions serve whoever is the biggest bad, then who did they serve 1930-1945?
Why did orphans want to commit a crime?
Because they wanted to see what it feels like to be wanted.
Why don’t midgets fight? They walk away to be the bigger man.
You know why emos get excited playing Minecraft? They see a creeper.
Why are orphans bad at poker?
Because they don't know what a full house is!
What do emos and the Lorax have in common?
They both hang with trees.
Why can't orphans work at McDonald's? Because they call their employees family.
Why do the twin towers and my mom have in common? They fell over.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't make it to home.