Emo Kid Light Bulb

This joke plays on the stereotype of emo kids being sad and dramatic. Instead of changing a lightbulb, they just sit in the dark and cry because, you know, that's what emos do. It's a bit of a dark and self-deprecating take on the subculture.

• Emo kid
• Bulb
• Emo
• Sadness
• Darkness
• Drama

• How many emissions does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just sit in the dark and cry.
• How many orphans does it take to change a light bulb? Obviously more than three because my basement is still dark.
• How many emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they all sit in the dark and cry. To teach kids about democracy, I let them vote on dinner. They picked tacos. Then I made pizza because they don’t live in a swing state. You’re not completely useless. You can always be used as a bad example.
• Why are emos jealous of light? The lights are hanging.