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Emo Kid Light Bulb

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Anonymous anananananan
3 years ago
  • How many emo kids does it take to screw in a bulb?

    None, because they all cry in the dark.

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  • Explanation

  • This joke plays on the stereotype of emo kids being sad and dramatic. Instead of changing a lightbulb, they just sit in the dark and cry because, you know, that's what emos do. It's a bit of a dark and self-deprecating take on the subculture.

    Categories

    • Emo kid
    • Bulb
    • Emo
    • Sadness
    • Darkness
    • Drama

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