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Why can't the orphan play baseball? Because they can't find home.
I wrote puns on a piece of paper like this:
P. P. P. P. U. U. U. U. N. N. N. N. S. S. S. S.
Then I showed them to my teacher, asking him what they had in common.
“They are all very tearable,” he replied.
Well, there is one person who gets it!
What does a dad and the Twin Towers have in common?
Once they're gone, they never come back.
Me: Hey, do you wanna hear a joke?
Friend: Sure.
Me: Why don't churches have WiFi?
Friend: Why?
Me: They can't compete with an invisible force that actually works.
Why does an orphan go to a spelling bee?
So they can spell "home."
some say lil durk and king von were friend's, but others say they were cousin's. HELP ME OUT which is it.
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
They wanted pepperoni, but got plane instead.
I can’t take my dog to the park anymore.
Why?
The ducks keep trying to eat him.
Why would they do that?
Because he’s pure-bread.
"Learn to fly a plane," they said. "It'll be fun," they said...
What do a gynecologist and deaf people have in common? They both read lips.
I went home and I saw my friend kissing my sister. I said, "What’s going on?" They both told me that they’re going out with each other. I said, "Alright."
The next morning, I see my friend kissing my mom. I said, "What’s going here?" They both told me they’re going out with each other. Then my friend said to me, "I gave you 3 gifts. 1 gift, I’m your best friend. 2 gift, I’m your new brother-in-law. 3 gift, I’m your new stepfather." I felt so happy I had a friend that [is] looking out for me.
Why'd the emo have no friends?
"Because they like to hang by themself."
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is...
What does a person eat before a race?
Answer: They fast.
Why do orphans only have 363 days in a year?
They have no mother's or father's day.
I'm Asian and there is a saying that dogs are man's best friends. They are my best friends because they keep me from starving.
In a game, there are crew members that have to keep the ship running. But little did they know, there was an imposter among them.
Sound familiar? 🤔
Well, in September 11th...
Why can’t an Orphan play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
Why are cheetahs bad at running away? They always get spotted.
When did “yo” mean Hello?
They are so different, how did they come to mean the same thing? Did someone just walk up and accidentally say “llo” instead of hello and people were just like “what did you say?” and the man being embarrassed just made up a story and say “oh, I said yo, which means hello in my original language."
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they don't know where home is.