They jokes
Why can't Asians play baseball?
Because they ate all the bats!
Why don’t cheetahs get married?
They always cheat on each other.
I’ll make a joke about homeless people, but they just don’t work.
Why do Chinese people hate Christmas? Because they make the toys.
Why are Americans stupid? They shoot everyone that goes to school.
Why are most absent dads mechanics?
They like to nut and bolt.
Why are orphans not boomerangs? Because they never come back.
Why can't orphans have babies?
Because they have no one to call daddy.
Why can't orphans go to Home Depot?
Because they do not have a home!
I wish that people would stop mailing jokes about Kobe Bryant. Guys, all they do is crash and burn!
Why was the orphan so successful?
They told him, "Go big or go home," he only had one option.
Little Johnny saw his dad getting head from his mom. Johnny asked what they were doing, and mom stopped and said she was fixing his dad's pants. Little Johnny says, "That explains what the lady next door was doing."
What song did the Titanic victims listen to as they died?
Ice, Ice Baby!!
What do emos like to do when they're sad?
They play violin on their wrists.
Your teeth are so yellow they slow down traffic.
Ever wondered why my gay kids don't play basketball? Because they can't shoot the ball straight into the hoop.
Q: Why can’t orphans be criminals?
A: They are not wanted.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They can’t find home.
What do boobs and toys have in common?
They were both originally made for kids, but daddies end up playing with them.
I told my suicidal friends to stop posting suicidal memes. They said they will stop soon.