They jokes
What does a freshly pregnant teen and her baby share?
They both think, "Mom's probably going to kill me."
Why are most absent dads mechanics?
They like to nut and bolt.
What do a mag and a clip have in common? They are both good at school.
Ever tried African food?
Neither have they.
What do an open champagne bottle and an orphan have in common? They both lost their pop.
Memes
Why can’t orphans get married?
Because they were already given away.
Yo mama so ugly, when she tried to enter an ugly contest, they said they didn't allow professionals.
Why don’t cheetahs get married?
They always cheat on each other.
The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza. They got plane.
What does the Bartles and Jaymes wine cooler television ad have in common with ministers who are white Christian nationalists?
They both thank you for your financial support.
Q: Why can’t orphans be criminals?
A: They are not wanted.
I told my suicidal friends to stop posting suicidal memes. They said they will stop soon.
So I went to the binoculars shop the other day. Tell you what, they saw me coming.
How do you keep your friends from boring you with pictures of their children?
Every time they show you a new one, you say, "Oh FUCK yeah!"
Ever wondered why my gay kids don't play basketball? Because they can't shoot the ball straight into the hoop.
Why are Americans stupid? They shoot everyone that goes to school.
What's the same with shoes and slaves?
When they get loose, you tie them up.
How many white guys does it take to screw a lightbulb?
None. They hire me to do it.
What do Spider-Man and suicidal people have in common?
They both hang.
Communists don't play Minecraft.
They play Ourcraft.