They jokes
How do you know you broke into a gay man’s house?
They only have a back door.
What do boobs and toys have in common?
They were both originally made for kids, but daddies end up playing with them.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They can’t find home.
I told my suicidal friends to stop posting suicidal memes. They said they will stop soon.
Why are Indians so good at football?
Each time they get a corner, they open a shop.
Why don’t cheetahs get married?
They always cheat on each other.
Why can’t orphans get married?
Because they were already given away.
The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza. They got plane.
Why are Americans stupid? They shoot everyone that goes to school.
Why do vegans like to make their food look and taste like meat?
Same reason lesbians use strap-ons. They still like putting meat in their hole, but they don’t like where real meat comes from.
Why do Chinese people hate Christmas? Because they make the toys.
Why was the orphan so successful?
They told him, "Go big or go home," he only had one option.
What do emos like to do when they're sad?
They play violin on their wrists.
Your teeth are so yellow they slow down traffic.
They say give a man an inch, he'll take a mile. What about women? They don't have dicks.
Little Johnny saw his dad getting head from his mom. Johnny asked what they were doing, and mom stopped and said she was fixing his dad's pants. Little Johnny says, "That explains what the lady next door was doing."
Two baked beans traveled around Australia.
They both ended up in Cairns.
Why are orphans bad at poker? Because they don't know what a full house is.
Ever wondered why my gay kids don't play basketball? Because they can't shoot the ball straight into the hoop.
Yo mama so ugly, when she tried to enter an ugly contest, they said they didn't allow professionals.