They Jokes

What do a mag and a clip have in common? They are both good at school.

Ever tried African food?

Neither have they.

What do Civil War veterans and pedophiles have in common?

They both prefer Minnie (mini) balls.

What do an open champagne bottle and an orphan have in common? They both lost their pop.

Why can’t orphans get married?

Because they were already given away.

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Yo mama so ugly, when she tried to enter an ugly contest, they said they didn't allow professionals.

Why don’t cheetahs get married?

They always cheat on each other.

The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza. They got plane.

What does the Bartles and Jaymes wine cooler television ad have in common with ministers who are white Christian nationalists?

They both thank you for your financial support.

Q: Why can’t orphans be criminals?

A: They are not wanted.

I told my suicidal friends to stop posting suicidal memes. They said they will stop soon.

So I went to the binoculars shop the other day. Tell you what, they saw me coming.

How do you keep your friends from boring you with pictures of their children?

Every time they show you a new one, you say, "Oh FUCK yeah!"

Ever wondered why my gay kids don't play basketball? Because they can't shoot the ball straight into the hoop.

Why are Americans stupid? They shoot everyone that goes to school.

What do trans men and Pinocchio have in common?

Both are lying when they say, "I'm a real boy."

A man and woman were having sex. After they were done, the man asks the woman, "Are you a nurse?" The woman answers, "Yes. How did you know?" The man replies, "Because you took care of me so well." Then the woman asks the man, "Are you an anesthesiologist?" He says proudly, "Yes. How do you know?" The woman answers, "Because I didn't feel a thing."