They jokes
What song did the Titanic victims listen to as they died?
Ice, Ice Baby!!
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They can’t find home.
Yo mama so ugly, when she tried to enter an ugly contest, they said they didn't allow professionals.
What do an open champagne bottle and an orphan have in common? They both lost their pop.
What do boobs and toys have in common?
They were both originally made for kids, but daddies end up playing with them.
Why was the orphan so successful?
They told him, "Go big or go home," he only had one option.
What do emos like to do when they're sad?
They play violin on their wrists.
Why does USA suck at Clash Royale? They already lost two towers.
What do orphans be on Halloween?
They be themselves.
Why can't an orphan be gay?
They have no one to call daddy.
When someone saw your hairline, they thought it was a Dorito logo.
Orphans maybe got phones, but they don't have a home button.
Are you depressed? Go punch an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
Why are orphans not boomerangs? Because they never come back.
Why can't orphans go to Home Depot?
Because they do not have a home!
I wish that people would stop mailing jokes about Kobe Bryant. Guys, all they do is crash and burn!
Why can't orphans have babies?
Because they have no one to call daddy.
Orphans are the best targets for bullying, since who are they gonna cry to? Their parents?
I was reading the news and read that a kid killed his family, and when they interviewed him, he said he wanted to become Batman.
Why do they call my dick section 8?
Because all the hoes are on it.