They jokes
Orphans are the best targets for bullying, since who are they gonna cry to? Their parents?
If you're bored, joke about an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
I was reading the news and read that a kid killed his family, and when they interviewed him, he said he wanted to become Batman.
Why do they call my dick section 8?
Because all the hoes are on it.
I don't get it.
Orphans are very religious, well mostly. Statistics say that roughly 2/3 of the orphan population go to church. I mean it's the only place they can call someone "father".
Why does this always happen to me...
How many white guys does it take to screw a lightbulb?
None. They hire me to do it.
Why are orphans so good at GTA?
Because they're not wanted.
I never do dark jokes, but when I feel like it, I prefer orphan jokes, 'cause they're the safest option. I mean, what are they gonna do, call their parents?
Q: Why do orphans love boomerangs?
A: Because they actually come back.
Why do orphans suck at GTA? Because they don't know how to be wanted.
How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just sit in the dark and bitch.
Why can't an orphan play baseball or softball?
They can't find home. 🤣
What does a freshly pregnant teen and her baby share?
They both think, "Mom's probably going to kill me."
Why do Chinese people hate Christmas? Because they make the toys.
What do Spider-Man and suicidal people have in common?
They both hang.
Do you know what's in common between a hitman and a photographer?
They all shoot people for a living.
What do Rihanna and a DJ have in common?
They know how to get a beat down.
Michael Jackson and Jeffrey Epstein walk into a bar. But a few minutes later, they would walk out, because you have to be 21+. No room for those two.
How do you know you broke into a gay man’s house?
They only have a back door.
Did you hear about the dyslexic couple who were struggling to have sex? They kept doing the 96 positions.