They jokes
What song did the Titanic victims listen to as they died?
Ice, Ice Baby!!
Why was the orphan so successful?
They told him, "Go big or go home," he only had one option.
What do emos like to do when they're sad?
They play violin on their wrists.
How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just sit in the dark and bitch.
They say the first time doesn't work, third time's the charm. Ha, not!
Memes
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What do orphans be on Halloween?
They be themselves.
Why can't an orphan be gay?
They have no one to call daddy.
When someone saw your hairline, they thought it was a Dorito logo.
Orphans maybe got phones, but they don't have a home button.
Are you depressed? Go punch an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
Q: Why do orphans love boomerangs?
A: Because they actually come back.
How many white guys does it take to screw a lightbulb?
None. They hire me to do it.
I never do dark jokes, but when I feel like it, I prefer orphan jokes, 'cause they're the safest option. I mean, what are they gonna do, call their parents?
What do Kurt Cobain and an emo kid have in common?
They both smell like "Teen Spirit."
Why can't orphans go to Home Depot?
Because they do not have a home!
I wish that people would stop mailing jokes about Kobe Bryant. Guys, all they do is crash and burn!
Why can't orphans have babies?
Because they have no one to call daddy.
Orphans are the best targets for bullying, since who are they gonna cry to? Their parents?
I was reading the news and read that a kid killed his family, and when they interviewed him, he said he wanted to become Batman.
Why are orphans not boomerangs? Because they never come back.