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Why does USA suck at Clash Royale? They already lost two towers.
What does my dad and Nemo have in common? They both can't be found.
If the minions serve whoever is the biggest bad, then who did they serve 1930-1945?
People say that biting off your finger would be as easy as biting a carrot if your brain didn't try to stop you. How the f do people know that and how many people's fingers did they bite off before coming to that conclusion?
Why do Emos love Christmas? So they can pretend they're ornaments and hang themselves on trees. Hope you liked it, happy holidays!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't hit a home run.
Why does an orphan wanna be a criminal?
Because they wanna be wanted.
Why do the twin towers and my mom have in common? They fell over.
I was happy for once, and my family was happy I was happy, but that all changed when they found out I was thinking about bridges and humans.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't make it to home.
Why can't orphans work at McDonald's? Because they call their employees family.
What do orphans, parents, and trees have in common? They leafed.
You know why emos get excited playing Minecraft? They see a creeper.
What do emos and the Lorax have in common?
They both hang with trees.
Ever tried African food?
Neither have they.
Communists don't play Minecraft.
They play Ourcraft.
Why do strippers never care about things?
Because the last time they gave a fuck, it was for $20 an hour.
Why do French people eat snails?
Because they don’t like fast food.
Do you know why most men are impressive cooks?
Because with two eggs and a sausage, they can keep women full for 9 months.
They should bring Michael Jackson back from the dead so he can star in the Peter Pan horror movie.