They jokes
Yesterday I asked my friend, "What is a fish without eyes?"
They replied, "I don’t know."
I said, "Fsh."
What’s the difference between someone’s wife and a plate?
They both have to stay in the kitchen.
Why are mice bad singers?
They are very cheesy.
Why can’t orphans be a space ship? Because they don’t have a mothership!
Why can't an orphan be a criminal?
They aren't wanted.
When I see two lovers' names on a tree, I don’t find it cute or funny. I think, why would they be bringing a knife on a date?
Why can't an orphan play football? Because they don't have a dad or mom.
What do a blackjack dealer and my uncle have in common?
They both hit me face down on the table.
Q: Why do I like bone jokes so much?
A: Because they are humerus.
What does a priest and a male homosexual have in common?
They both like to suck a big cock inside the men's locker room at the gym.
They say mistakes make you stronger. If that were true, then whoever made that nonexistent thing called “women's rights” would have muscles bigger than a white girl.
How do you start a rave in Ethiopia?
You put food on the ceiling and they start jumping.
GBM when he sees Soph (gets a boner) and has sex with Soph but realizes he forgot to put on a condom. Soph: "This is why Arsenal fans are so deluded and retarded."
Normal Fans after they lose the game: Good game, you guys played really well. GBM: "BRO REF WHAT THE BLOODY HELL YOU DELUDED ASS RETARD, OMFG WE LOST BECAUSE OF THIS REF!"
Adapt: Hey Adapt, did you know you're smart? Smart for being retarded. Yo Adapt!! You're so stupid that you gave me your Roblox account info and you said thanks about it!!
Barca fans after the LFC vs Barca game: We bottled it, damn it, we'll win the Copa Del Rey tho. Commie after the LFC vs Barca game: "YOU NEVER WALK ALONEEEEEEEEEE" Normal People: I support only 1 team. Commie: I support Barca, LFC, and AEK!! And I'm the biggest plastic in the server!!
Why can't orphans play Monopoly?
Because they never get a full house.
Emos are weird to me because they dress up all black, and you know I don't like that, so that's why I don't like it.
Why do orphans love getting r@ped?
Because they want to know what love feels like.
Why can't an orphan role-play Star Wars?
Because they have no one to play Darth Vader.
What do teachers eat? They eat square stuff.
Why did the orphan cry to the teacher? Because they have no one else.
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, they all sit in the dark.