They jokes
I was happy for once, and my family was happy I was happy, but that all changed when they found out I was thinking about bridges and humans.
What do orphans, parents, and trees have in common? They leafed.
I went to go hang out with the emo kids, but they already did.
People say that biting off your finger would be as easy as biting a carrot if your brain didn't try to stop you. How the f do people know that and how many people's fingers did they bite off before coming to that conclusion?
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't hit a home run.
Memes
Why does an orphan wanna be a criminal?
Because they wanna be wanted.
Why do Emos love Christmas? So they can pretend they're ornaments and hang themselves on trees. Hope you liked it, happy holidays!
Why can't an orphan be gay? Because they don't have anyone to call "daddy."
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
So they can get in the cast!
What is a cup called when they show a ton of emotions?
Answer: Expresso! (KILL MEH)
They should bring Michael Jackson back from the dead so he can star in the Peter Pan horror movie.
What's the same with shoes and slaves?
When they get loose, you tie them up.
I hate prom in Alabama. They always say, "Uhh, actually this is our family reunion." We are in Alabama, so they are the same thing.
Someone at school asked what makeup I was wearing.
I said, "a smile."
They are now following me around asking if my mental health is okay.
My plan to avoid them is to not go to school.
Going to school is mandatory in this country.
Can you guess my plan?
What do White Castle sliders and Michael Jackson have in common? They have their meat in tiny wet buns.
Why do old people swallow popcorn kernels?
To make their cremation more entertaining when they die.
Communists don't play Minecraft.
They play Ourcraft.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims. They went through 67 stories in 0.67 milliseconds.
Ever tried African food?
Neither have they.
Why do French people eat snails?
Because they don’t like fast food.