They jokes
What do Civil War veterans and pedophiles have in common?
They both prefer Minnie (mini) balls.
How do rappers keep themselves clean?
They drop SOAP BARS.
What is a cup called when they show a ton of emotions?
Answer: Expresso! (KILL MEH)
What does the Bartles and Jaymes wine cooler television ad have in common with ministers who are white Christian nationalists?
They both thank you for your financial support.
They should bring Michael Jackson back from the dead so he can star in the Peter Pan horror movie.
I hate prom in Alabama. They always say, "Uhh, actually this is our family reunion." We are in Alabama, so they are the same thing.
Why can't an orphan be gay? Because they don't have anyone to call "daddy."
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't hit a home run.
Why does an orphan wanna be a criminal?
Because they wanna be wanted.
Why do Emos love Christmas? So they can pretend they're ornaments and hang themselves on trees. Hope you liked it, happy holidays!
People say that biting off your finger would be as easy as biting a carrot if your brain didn't try to stop you. How the f do people know that and how many people's fingers did they bite off before coming to that conclusion?
Why did orphans want to commit a crime?
Because they wanted to see what it feels like to be wanted.
No one cares if you bully an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
I went to go hang out with the emo kids, but they already did.
Someone at school asked what makeup I was wearing.
I said, "a smile."
They are now following me around asking if my mental health is okay.
My plan to avoid them is to not go to school.
Going to school is mandatory in this country.
Can you guess my plan?
What do White Castle sliders and Michael Jackson have in common? They have their meat in tiny wet buns.
How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None. They just hold it in the socket and expect the world to revolve around them.
Why does USA suck at Clash Royale? They already lost two towers.
If the minions serve whoever is the biggest bad, then who did they serve 1930-1945?
Bad jokes are like the planes in 9/11, they don't land.