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Do you know why most men are impressive cooks?
Because with two eggs and a sausage, they can keep women full for 9 months.
Did you hear about the dyslexic couple who were struggling to have sex? They kept doing the 96 positions.
What does the Bartles and Jaymes wine cooler television ad have in common with ministers who are white Christian nationalists?
They both thank you for your financial support.
They should bring Michael Jackson back from the dead so he can star in the Peter Pan horror movie.
Ever tried African food?
Neither have they.
How do rappers keep themselves clean?
They drop SOAP BARS.
People say that biting off your finger would be as easy as biting a carrot if your brain didn't try to stop you. How the f do people know that and how many people's fingers did they bite off before coming to that conclusion?
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't hit a home run.
What do White Castle sliders and Michael Jackson have in common? They have their meat in tiny wet buns.
I hate prom in Alabama. They always say, "Uhh, actually this is our family reunion." We are in Alabama, so they are the same thing.
If the minions serve whoever is the biggest bad, then who did they serve 1930-1945?
How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None. They just hold it in the socket and expect the world to revolve around them.
Why do Emos love Christmas? So they can pretend they're ornaments and hang themselves on trees. Hope you liked it, happy holidays!
Why does USA suck at Clash Royale? They already lost two towers.
What does my dad and Nemo have in common? They both can't be found.
Why did orphans want to commit a crime?
Because they wanted to see what it feels like to be wanted.
No one cares if you bully an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Why does an orphan wanna be a criminal?
Because they wanna be wanted.
What is a cup called when they show a ton of emotions?
Answer: Expresso! (KILL MEH)
You know why emos get excited playing Minecraft? They see a creeper.