They jokes

Why do Emos love Christmas? So they can pretend they're ornaments and hang themselves on trees. Hope you liked it, happy holidays!

People say that biting off your finger would be as easy as biting a carrot if your brain didn't try to stop you. How the f do people know that and how many people's fingers did they bite off before coming to that conclusion?

Why can't orphans play baseball?

Because they can't hit a home run.

What does my dad and Nemo have in common? They both can't be found.

If the minions serve whoever is the biggest bad, then who did they serve 1930-1945?

What do old people and meth heads have in common? They usually trip over their balls.

No one cares if you bully an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

Bad jokes are like the planes in 9/11, they don't land.

Why does an orphan wanna be a criminal?

Because they wanna be wanted.

Why did orphans want to commit a crime?

Because they wanted to see what it feels like to be wanted.

How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. They just hold it in the socket and expect the world to revolve around them.

Why don’t midgets fight? They walk away to be the bigger man.

Why can't an orphan be gay? Because they don't have anyone to call "daddy."

What do orphans, parents, and trees have in common? They leafed.

What do emos and the Lorax have in common?

They both hang with trees.

I was happy for once, and my family was happy I was happy, but that all changed when they found out I was thinking about bridges and humans.

Why can't orphans play baseball?

Because they can't make it to home.

You know why emos get excited playing Minecraft? They see a creeper.

Why can't orphans work at McDonald's? Because they call their employees family.

Why are orphans bad at poker?

Because they don't know what a full house is!