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What do Civil War veterans and pedophiles have in common?
They both prefer Minnie (mini) balls.
Someone at school asked what makeup I was wearing.
I said, "a smile."
They are now following me around asking if my mental health is okay.
My plan to avoid them is to not go to school.
Going to school is mandatory in this country.
Can you guess my plan?
What do White Castle sliders and Michael Jackson have in common? They have their meat in tiny wet buns.
I hate prom in Alabama. They always say, "Uhh, actually this is our family reunion." We are in Alabama, so they are the same thing.
What does the Bartles and Jaymes wine cooler television ad have in common with ministers who are white Christian nationalists?
They both thank you for your financial support.
How do rappers keep themselves clean?
They drop SOAP BARS.
Why do Black people go to a confession stand at the Catholic Church?
They wanna know what it’s like to speak to a father.
People say that biting off your finger would be as easy as biting a carrot if your brain didn't try to stop you. How the f do people know that and how many people's fingers did they bite off before coming to that conclusion?
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't hit a home run.
Why did orphans want to commit a crime?
Because they wanted to see what it feels like to be wanted.
No one cares if you bully an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None. They just hold it in the socket and expect the world to revolve around them.
What does my dad and Nemo have in common? They both can't be found.
If the minions serve whoever is the biggest bad, then who did they serve 1930-1945?
Why do Emos love Christmas? So they can pretend they're ornaments and hang themselves on trees. Hope you liked it, happy holidays!
What do orphans, parents, and trees have in common? They leafed.
I was happy for once, and my family was happy I was happy, but that all changed when they found out I was thinking about bridges and humans.
Why do the twin towers and my mom have in common? They fell over.
What do emos and the Lorax have in common?
They both hang with trees.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't make it to home.