They jokes
Q: How are Clocks like Pedophiles? A: They both stop at 12.
Dad: School is canceled, I think your teacher died or something.
Me: Wow, they found the body already?
Dad: :/
Why does the United States have such a good military? Because they learn to dodge bullets in school.
Why do orphans hate hide n seek?
'Cause they can't find their parents.
If Iron Man and Quicksilver teamed up,
They would be alloys.
How are Xbox servers like hookers? First they take my money, and then they go down on me.
Why are Michael Jackson and caviar so much in common?
They both come on little white crackers.
Why do orphans wanna be a criminal?
So that they can be wanted.
I once saw a one-handed man in a second-hand store.
I said to him: "I don't think they have what you're looking for, sir."
What do skeletons say before they begin dining?
Bone-appetit!
Why should you be wary of stairs? -- Because they are always up to something.
If you are ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
I don't like 9/11 jokes; they have a tendency to crash and burn.
Why are blind people so good at being a Jedi?
They are always swinging a stick.
Why doesn’t Pakistan have any football teams?
Every corner they get, they open a shop on it!
Q: Why can't orphans be gay?
A: They have nobody to call daddy.
Decisions taken by world leaders often have great significance during a crisis.
The Americans, in particular, are suffering many losses during the current global pandemic. Remember, in the 1980's they had Ronald Reagan, Johnny Cash, and Bob Hope.
In 2020 they have Donald Trump, no Cash, and no Hope!
Jack and Jill went up the hill to have a little fun, but stupid Jill forgot her pill, and now they have a son.
Like this if you laughed.
These orphan jokes would leave them crying to their mommies if they had any.
I made a website for orphans. Unfortunately, it doesn’t have a home page.
Why is it ok to hit an orphan? It’s not like they can tell their parents.
Why did the orphan go to church? So he had someone to call Father.
Why do orphans love boomerangs? Because they come back. (Clearly someone didn't come back with the milk)
Why was the orphan so successful? When they told him go big or go home, he only had one option.
What’s the only advantage of being an orphan? Nobody makes jokes about yo mamma.
Hope you had fun reading this! My friend and I laughed reading all of em!
Why were the people in the Twin Towers sad?
They ordered pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.