They jokes
I once saw a one-handed man in a second-hand store.
I said to him: "I don't think they have what you're looking for, sir."
So a guy is walking with a young boy into the woods.
The boy turns to the man and says, "Hey mister, it's getting dark out, and I’m scared... Can we go back now?"
So the man says: "How do you think I feel, I have to walk back alone!"
What do skeletons say before they begin dining?
Bone-appetit!
Why should you be wary of stairs? -- Because they are always up to something.
Why do orphan girls love pedophiles? Because they get to call someone “Daddy”!
Memes
If you're ever angry, go ahead and punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Why were the Twin Towers mad? Because when they spawned in a Minecraft world, all they got was plains.
Twin Towers ordered Little Caesars but they got jets.
I remember when I was a kid, I thought the world used to be colorless.
I was kinda right. They used to not let colors in a lot of areas.
Q: Why can't orphans be gay?
A: They have nobody to call daddy.
Why don't you ever see hippos hiding in trees? Because they are really good at it.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to have a little fun, but stupid Jill forgot her pill, and now they have a son.
Why are blind people so good at being a Jedi?
They are always swinging a stick.
If you are ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Why were the people in the Twin Towers sad?
They ordered pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.
What do children and lights have in common? They both hang from ceilings!
Not funny, here’s another.
Why can’t China play baseball? They ate the bat.
Why are fish easy to measure?
Because they bring their own scales.
How do orphans have a family reunion?
They use a Ouija board.
How do we know that Princess Diana had dandruff?
Because they found her head and shoulders in the glovebox.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
They unplugged the wifi.