They jokes
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why does an orphan want to be a prostitute?
Because they want to call someone "daddy."
What does a sex offender that is a lesbian have in common with a sex offender that is a feminist?
They only performed cunnilingus on girls under 18 years old.
An Indian kid walked into the shop and had a curry down because they had no naan bread in stock.
"The rise of atheism is going to lead to a break down of social morals and lead to all kinds of filth, including an increase in child abuse," said the village priest.
The village scientists did some fact checking. In prison, they found roughly 70% of child abusers were hyper religious before committing the crimes, and another 20% converted to religions to look 'remorseful'. The remaining 10% preferred not to say. They presented the findings to the media.
"Scientists slander good religious folk and ignore the weight of evidence!"
"Is Science biased against religion? You decide in this survey," they reported.
The village priest is living at his majesty's convenience and tells the others he committed armed robbery.
"Why is this a joke? It's not even funny!" said the person reading this, breaking the forth wall.
What is funny is you got to the end of this post and didn't cringe. Why not?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Cow.
Cow who?
Cow don't go who, they go moo!
Tell someone that you're gonna say “I 1 poopoo” and it will go in order of numbers, so they say, “I 2 poopoo” & so on:
You) I 1 poopoo
(Them) I 2 poopoo
(You) I 3 poopoo
(Them) I 4 poopoo
(You) I 5 poopoo
(Them) I 6 poopoo
(You) I 7 poopoo
(Them) I 8 poopoo
And be like, “You ate poopoo??! EWW!!”
Why do elephants never get rich?
Because they work for peanuts!
What is a girl's favorite song when they are on their period?
"Period, oh period, oww!"
Why are dogs born with balls?
They were having their stick moment when they got given birth, too.
I saw two guys wearing matching clothing, and I asked if they were gay. They quickly arrested me.
Why do leftists call their child Ariel?
So they can decide whether it wants to be a man, woman, mermaid, or washing powder.
How do cats masturbate? They lick they pussy.
Why is it ok to hit an orphan? Because they can't tell their parents.
When younger girls say, "I want my period, or it will not be bad."
*eating chocolate in bed crying* My face at them when they say that. 🤣🙄😵
Them: "I got my period." *them hurting*. Me: "Told ya."
Why did McDonald’s kill somebody because they stole the 12-piece nuggets that will never be seen because of them!
Why did the Carthaginian say Rome lost the war?
Because they were just roman around.
What's one way to drain someone's ego?
Hand them a mirror, and say they should see how ugly they turned out in life.
Why was the orphan so successful? They said "go big or go home," but he could not do the second.
Why did the Red Sox lose?
They say, "Boo, Colorado Rockies."