They jokes
What do skeletons say before they begin dining?
Bone-appetit!
Why should you be wary of stairs? -- Because they are always up to something.
Why are blind people so good at being a Jedi?
They are always swinging a stick.
If you're ever angry, go ahead and punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Why do orphan girls love pedophiles? Because they get to call someone “Daddy”!
Memes
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Why doesn’t Pakistan have any football teams?
Every corner they get, they open a shop on it!
Q: Why can't orphans be gay?
A: They have nobody to call daddy.
If you are ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Jack and Jill went up the hill to have a little fun, but stupid Jill forgot her pill, and now they have a son.
Why were the people in the Twin Towers sad?
They ordered pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.
What do children and lights have in common? They both hang from ceilings!
Not funny, here’s another.
Why can’t China play baseball? They ate the bat.
Why are fish easy to measure?
Because they bring their own scales.
How do orphans have a family reunion?
They use a Ouija board.
Like this if you laughed.
These orphan jokes would leave them crying to their mommies if they had any.
I made a website for orphans. Unfortunately, it doesn’t have a home page.
Why is it ok to hit an orphan? It’s not like they can tell their parents.
Why did the orphan go to church? So he had someone to call Father.
Why do orphans love boomerangs? Because they come back. (Clearly someone didn't come back with the milk)
Why was the orphan so successful? When they told him go big or go home, he only had one option.
What’s the only advantage of being an orphan? Nobody makes jokes about yo mamma.
Hope you had fun reading this! My friend and I laughed reading all of em!
How do we know that Princess Diana had dandruff?
Because they found her head and shoulders in the glovebox.
I can’t stand disabled jokes...
Neither can they 😂
How did Stephen Hawking die?
They unplugged the wifi.
What would you find on a haunted beach?
A sand-witch!
"Hey guys, I'm a new jokester, remember my name as I'll be making a lot more!!! P.S. They will be much better than this one!"
THIS IS A RHYME
Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana.
Jack got high and grabbed her thigh and said you know you wanna.
Jill said yes as he grabbed her dress,
and they had a little fun.
Jill forgot her pills so now they have a son.
What do McDonald's and a priest have in common? They both stick their meat in 10-year-old buns.