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So, my friend and I were talking this time. I asked them what they would do if they ever met Rengoku. They said that they would probably like shake his hand or something, but I said I would lick his forehead. Wtf?
Why do they call me a firefighter? Because I find them hot, and I leave them wet!
Today a child asked if I was an angel. I asked why, and he said, "Mommy says that angels have marks on their wrists because they don't want to be in this world."
Why do orphans hate hide n seek?
'Cause they can't find their parents.
Why does the United States have such a good military? Because they learn to dodge bullets in school.
me when i realized that buildings don't make earth any heavier cuz all the materials were already used on it.
Dad: School is canceled, I think your teacher died or something.
Me: Wow, they found the body already?
Dad: :/
Why do Black people go to a confession stand at the Catholic Church?
They wanna know what it’s like to speak to a father.
I once saw a one-handed man in a second-hand store.
I said to him: "I don't think they have what you're looking for, sir."
Why do orphans wanna be a criminal?
So that they can be wanted.
Why are Michael Jackson and caviar so much in common?
They both come on little white crackers.
So a guy is walking with a young boy into the woods.
The boy turns to the man and says, "Hey mister, it's getting dark out, and I’m scared... Can we go back now?"
So the man says: "How do you think I feel, I have to walk back alone!"
What do skeletons say before they begin dining?
Bone-appetit!
Why should you be wary of stairs? -- Because they are always up to something.
If you are ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Why are blind people so good at being a Jedi?
They are always swinging a stick.
Why do orphan girls love pedophiles? Because they get to call someone “Daddy”!
Why doesn’t Pakistan have any football teams?
Every corner they get, they open a shop on it!
Q: Why can't orphans be gay?
A: They have nobody to call daddy.
Decisions taken by world leaders often have great significance during a crisis.
The Americans, in particular, are suffering many losses during the current global pandemic. Remember, in the 1980's they had Ronald Reagan, Johnny Cash, and Bob Hope.
In 2020 they have Donald Trump, no Cash, and no Hope!
Jack and Jill went up the hill to have a little fun, but stupid Jill forgot her pill, and now they have a son.