Q: Why can't orphans be gay?
A: They have nobody to call daddy.
They Jokes
Why don't you ever see hippos hiding in trees? Because they are really good at it.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to have a little fun, but stupid Jill forgot her pill, and now they have a son.
I don't like 9/11 jokes; they have a tendency to crash and burn.
Why are blind people so good at being a Jedi?
They are always swinging a stick.
If you are ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Why were the people in the Twin Towers sad?
They ordered pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.
Why are Americans so bad at chess?
They lost 2 towers.
What do children and lights have in common? They both hang from ceilings!
Not funny, here’s another.
Why can’t China play baseball? They ate the bat.
Why are fish easy to measure?
Because they bring their own scales.
What do turtles and lesbians have in common?
They both choke on plastic.
How do orphans have a family reunion?
They use a Ouija board.
How do we know that Princess Diana had dandruff?
Because they found her head and shoulders in the glovebox.
I can’t stand disabled jokes...
Neither can they 😂
How did Stephen Hawking die?
They unplugged the wifi.
What would you find on a haunted beach?
A sand-witch!
"Hey guys, I'm a new jokester, remember my name as I'll be making a lot more!!! P.S. They will be much better than this one!"
THIS IS A RHYME
Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana.
Jack got high and grabbed her thigh and said you know you wanna.
Jill said yes as he grabbed her dress,
and they had a little fun.
Jill forgot her pills so now they have a son.
What do McDonald's and a priest have in common? They both stick their meat in 10-year-old buns.
I can’t hang out with an emo when they are sad? Why? Because it cuts deeply.
Why do they bury Germans 20 feet down when they die, instead of the usual 6 feet? Because deep down, Germans are ok.
