They jokes
So a guy is walking with a young boy into the woods.
The boy turns to the man and says, "Hey mister, it's getting dark out, and I’m scared... Can we go back now?"
So the man says: "How do you think I feel, I have to walk back alone!"
What do skeletons say before they begin dining?
Bone-appetit!
Why should you be wary of stairs? -- Because they are always up to something.
My wife left me for an Indian guy. I know he's going to treat her well, I heard they worship cows.
Why are blind people so good at being a Jedi?
They are always swinging a stick.
me when i realized that buildings don't make earth any heavier cuz all the materials were already used on it.
Why do orphan girls love pedophiles? Because they get to call someone “Daddy”!
Why doesn’t Pakistan have any football teams?
Every corner they get, they open a shop on it!
Q: Why can't orphans be gay?
A: They have nobody to call daddy.
If you are ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Jack and Jill went up the hill to have a little fun, but stupid Jill forgot her pill, and now they have a son.
Why were the people in the Twin Towers sad?
They ordered pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.
A boy walks in on his parents having sex. "What are you doing to my mother?!" the boy screams at his father, and runs out of the room.
Soon, the parents hear screams coming from the father's mother's room. They both go running. They see the little boy pumping into his grandmother like anything. "What are you doing to my mother?!" the father screams. "It's not so easy when it's your mother is it?" says the boy.
Why are fish easy to measure?
Because they bring their own scales.
What do children and lights have in common? They both hang from ceilings!
Not funny, here’s another.
Why can’t China play baseball? They ate the bat.
How do orphans have a family reunion?
They use a Ouija board.
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These orphan jokes would leave them crying to their mommies if they had any.
I made a website for orphans. Unfortunately, it doesn’t have a home page.
Why is it ok to hit an orphan? It’s not like they can tell their parents.
Why did the orphan go to church? So he had someone to call Father.
Why do orphans love boomerangs? Because they come back. (Clearly someone didn't come back with the milk)
Why was the orphan so successful? When they told him go big or go home, he only had one option.
What’s the only advantage of being an orphan? Nobody makes jokes about yo mamma.
Hope you had fun reading this! My friend and I laughed reading all of em!
How do we know that Princess Diana had dandruff?
Because they found her head and shoulders in the glovebox.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
They unplugged the wifi.
I can’t stand disabled jokes...
Neither can they 😂
What do McDonald's and a priest have in common? They both stick their meat in 10-year-old buns.