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Jack and Jill's Unexpected Consequence

Anonymous
5 years ago ·
  • Jack and Jill went up the hill to have a little fun, but stupid Jill forgot her pill, and now they have a son.

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    • Pregnancy
    • Jack
    • Jack and Jill
    • Son
    • Family
    • Accident

    Explanation

  • This is a play on the classic nursery rhyme. Instead of fetching water, Jack and Jill are implied to be up to something else, and Jill's forgetfulness leads to an unintended pregnancy.

    Comments (1)

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    Aiden

    5 years ago

    i told my sister that and all she did was ----> OvO well ok then

    AActionable Mudlark

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