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How do orphans have a family reunion?
They use a Ouija board.
Three rednecks, Billy, Joe, and John, are talking about their hobbies. They agree on shooting. John says, "I like shooting animals." Joe says, "I like shooting birds." Billy says, "I like shooting cans." Joe and John ask, "What kind of cans, like bear cans, Pepsi cans, or cola cans?" Billy responds, "Africans, Mexicans, Jamaicans, and Asian Americans."
How do we know that Princess Diana had dandruff?
Because they found her head and shoulders in the glovebox.
I can’t stand disabled jokes...
Neither can they 😂
How did Stephen Hawking die?
They unplugged the wifi.
What do McDonald's and a priest have in common? They both stick their meat in 10-year-old buns.
What would you find on a haunted beach?
A sand-witch!
"Hey guys, I'm a new jokester, remember my name as I'll be making a lot more!!! P.S. They will be much better than this one!"
Yo mama so fat, when she ordered a water bed they gave her the Pacific Ocean.
Why are Michael Jackson and caviar so much in common?
They both come on little white crackers.
THIS IS A RHYME
Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana.
Jack got high and grabbed her thigh and said you know you wanna.
Jill said yes as he grabbed her dress,
and they had a little fun.
Jill forgot her pills so now they have a son.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to go and have some fun.
Silly Jill forgot the pill, and now they have a son.
Why are Trump's ties so long?
Because they go all the way to Russia.
Why did Michael Jackson call Boyz II Men? He thought they were a delivery service.
People with Down syndrome have a specific skill only they have; they can give a blow job and talk to you while sounding exactly the same.
I can’t hang out with an emo when they are sad? Why? Because it cuts deeply.
I walked into a room full of men masturbating. They all looked shocked when I didn't stop.
Why do they bury Germans 20 feet down when they die, instead of the usual 6 feet? Because deep down, Germans are ok.
What's a similarity between The Ark of the Covenant, The Holy Grail and a bunch of 12 year olds?
They are all locked in the Priest's basement.
Three people died and went to Hell. One of them is from America, the second guy is from Germany, and the third guy is from Afghanistan. The devil lets each person make a phone call to their loved ones in the country they came from, but they will be charged. The American spends 10 minutes on the phone and is charged $20. The German spends 12 minutes on the phone and is charged $24. The man from Afghanistan spends half an hour on the phone and is charged nothing. The other two guys asked the devil why. The devil responded: "Local calls are free."
Why does an orphan go to church? So they can call someone father and be loved.