They jokes
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These orphan jokes would leave them crying to their mommies if they had any.
I made a website for orphans. Unfortunately, it doesn’t have a home page.
Why is it ok to hit an orphan? It’s not like they can tell their parents.
Why did the orphan go to church? So he had someone to call Father.
Why do orphans love boomerangs? Because they come back. (Clearly someone didn't come back with the milk)
Why was the orphan so successful? When they told him go big or go home, he only had one option.
What’s the only advantage of being an orphan? Nobody makes jokes about yo mamma.
Hope you had fun reading this! My friend and I laughed reading all of em!
Why were the people in the Twin Towers sad?
They ordered pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.
A boy walks in on his parents having sex. "What are you doing to my mother?!" the boy screams at his father, and runs out of the room.
Soon, the parents hear screams coming from the father's mother's room. They both go running. They see the little boy pumping into his grandmother like anything. "What are you doing to my mother?!" the father screams. "It's not so easy when it's your mother is it?" says the boy.
Why are fish easy to measure?
Because they bring their own scales.
What do children and lights have in common? They both hang from ceilings!
Not funny, here’s another.
Why can’t China play baseball? They ate the bat.
How do orphans have a family reunion?
They use a Ouija board.
How do we know that Princess Diana had dandruff?
Because they found her head and shoulders in the glovebox.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
They unplugged the wifi.
I can’t stand disabled jokes...
Neither can they 😂
What do McDonald's and a priest have in common? They both stick their meat in 10-year-old buns.
What would you find on a haunted beach?
A sand-witch!
"Hey guys, I'm a new jokester, remember my name as I'll be making a lot more!!! P.S. They will be much better than this one!"
People with Down syndrome have a specific skill only they have; they can give a blow job and talk to you while sounding exactly the same.
Yo mama so fat, when she ordered a water bed they gave her the Pacific Ocean.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to go and have some fun.
Silly Jill forgot the pill, and now they have a son.
THIS IS A RHYME
Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana.
Jack got high and grabbed her thigh and said you know you wanna.
Jill said yes as he grabbed her dress,
and they had a little fun.
Jill forgot her pills so now they have a son.
Why are Trump's ties so long?
Because they go all the way to Russia.
Why did Michael Jackson call Boyz II Men? He thought they were a delivery service.
I can’t hang out with an emo when they are sad? Why? Because it cuts deeply.
I walked into a room full of men masturbating. They all looked shocked when I didn't stop.
Why do they bury Germans 20 feet down when they die, instead of the usual 6 feet? Because deep down, Germans are ok.