They jokes
The Towers wanted pepperoni pizza, but they got planned.
Yo mama so fat, when she goes to get grapes off a bush, the bush says, "Bitch, I never thought they can grow that big!"
Why do orphans not build houses in Minecraft? Because they want it to be realistic.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They can never find home.
What do a stool and an emo have in common?
They both sit still.
Your forehead and your hairline must be friends, because they go way back!
Why do orphans play tennis?
It's the only way they get love.
Why are orphans' funerals so small?
They have no loved ones.
My priest asked if anyone had any questions or anything interesting they wanted to say.
So I raised my hand, he said why don’t you tell everyone what you have to say.
In front of the whole church I said I did not know Jesus Christ was the first scarecrow.
Me: I hit an orphan!
Mom: OMG WHY?
Me: Not like they can tell their parents-
When you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their mummy?
Why can't orphans do it?
They have no one to call "daddy."
Someone complimented me on my driving last week. They left a note saying, "Parking Fine!"
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and orphans?
At least the Twin Towers saw the parents they crashed on.
Technoblade says, "Punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?"
Why do orphans play GTA?
They want to be wanted.
What did the hijackers say when they crashed into the Twin Towers?
"Jenga!"
History teacher: "They had a temporary cure for the disease, but it would be years before they found a cure for life."
Student: "I need that."
A fireman, a policeman, and a carpenter went on a fishing trip. The fireman and the policeman both have the same father but different mothers, and they are half-brothers. But the fireman and the carpenter have the same mother and father, but they are not brothers. How is this possible?
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Hey, are you bored? Kick an orphan, what are they going to do? Tell their parents?