They jokes
A boy walks in on his parents having sex. "What are you doing to my mother?!" the boy screams at his father, and runs out of the room.
Soon, the parents hear screams coming from the father's mother's room. They both go running. They see the little boy pumping into his grandmother like anything. "What are you doing to my mother?!" the father screams. "It's not so easy when it's your mother is it?" says the boy.
So a guy is walking with a young boy into the woods.
The boy turns to the man and says, "Hey mister, it's getting dark out, and I’m scared... Can we go back now?"
So the man says: "How do you think I feel, I have to walk back alone!"
Why are fish easy to measure?
Because they bring their own scales.
What do children and lights have in common? They both hang from ceilings!
Not funny, here’s another.
Why can’t China play baseball? They ate the bat.
How do orphans have a family reunion?
They use a Ouija board.
How do we know that Princess Diana had dandruff?
Because they found her head and shoulders in the glovebox.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
They unplugged the wifi.
I can’t stand disabled jokes...
Neither can they 😂
What do McDonald's and a priest have in common? They both stick their meat in 10-year-old buns.
Why did Michael Jackson call Boyz II Men? He thought they were a delivery service.
What would you find on a haunted beach?
A sand-witch!
"Hey guys, I'm a new jokester, remember my name as I'll be making a lot more!!! P.S. They will be much better than this one!"
People with Down syndrome have a specific skill only they have; they can give a blow job and talk to you while sounding exactly the same.
Yo mama so fat, when she ordered a water bed they gave her the Pacific Ocean.
THIS IS A RHYME
Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana.
Jack got high and grabbed her thigh and said you know you wanna.
Jill said yes as he grabbed her dress,
and they had a little fun.
Jill forgot her pills so now they have a son.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to go and have some fun.
Silly Jill forgot the pill, and now they have a son.
Why are Trump's ties so long?
Because they go all the way to Russia.
I can’t hang out with an emo when they are sad? Why? Because it cuts deeply.
I walked into a room full of men masturbating. They all looked shocked when I didn't stop.
Why do they bury Germans 20 feet down when they die, instead of the usual 6 feet? Because deep down, Germans are ok.
Why do heterosexual men like to receive an anonymous blowjob at an adult bookstore? Because they don't want gay men and bisexual men in the LGBT community to find out that they also like getting their cocks sucked by men, but they don't want gay and bisexual men in the LGBT community to find out.