They jokes
Why does Ama like boomerangs? Because they actually come back!
Why can’t orphans go to school? Because they don’t have a parent to sign them up.
What's the difference between fathers and hurricanes?
Nothing. They both destroy families and then leave for a couple of years.
Why do doctors use so much lipstick?
Because they love cos-medics!
lol they left.
Why can't orphans go to an amusement park?
Because they don't have parents!
They say that "The way to a man's heart is through his stomach," but I find it a lot easier to go through the ribcage.
Why can’t orphans go on field trips?
They need a parent's signature.
I see all these 9/11 jokes, and I’m disgusted. I personally won’t make a 9/11 joke because they have a tendency to crash and burn.
What are they going to say about Tim Gunn in 20 years?
He kicked the bucket.
The more they smile, the less they see.
If two people who have the clap sleep together, did they make an applause?
Why did the Red Sox lose?
They say, "Boo, Colorado Rockies."
Who are the Fastest Readers in the world?
9/11 victims: They read 87 stories in 10 seconds.
Why can't melons get married?
Because they cantaloupe.
Why does an orphan play soccer?
Because it's the only love they get.
Q: Why don't orphans turn up to parents evening?
A: Because they don't have any parents.
Did you hear about the new doggy condos?
Apparently they are now releasing!
A lot of people get mad at me for my bad jokes. I always thought they were punderful.
A man walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!"
And the women look at him as if they have never seen a man walk into a bar before.