They jokes
The more they smile, the less they see.
What did the people do to the deceased after tests?
They bari-um.
Why do orphans have no home?
Because they didn't have a family to give them one.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They never can make it home.
Why are grapes never alone?
Because they hang out in a bunch!
Why do orphans come to me?
'Cause they have someone to call "father."
I played catch with my friends, but they keep going to sleep when I throw it.
Why do orphans play with Barbies?
So they can have a home :)
"Hey Gwen, I'm back."
-Dev
"It's been so long they unblocked it!"
Why are short people sad?
Don't judge though, it's crap but...
Because they couldn't reach happiness.
Why do kids like bananas?
'Cause they like doing the nana.
"Look at these kids stealing ideas, bro. They're going to jail."
Why can you not let an orphan touch an iPhone 7? Because it would break if they touched the home button.
Why can't ghosts stay happy? Because they are too skeletal.
Q: If there were two moo cows walking down the street, where would they be going?
A: Home to see their mama!
Two kids told their parents they saw a man late at night entering their house on Christmas night.
The day later, they found out several houses were robbed.
Why do anions hate each other?
Because they can't handle the negativity!
They're blooming a gay chicken.
Why do orphans prefer the monarchy?
Because they could feel the warm[th] of the royal family.