They jokes
What jumps higher than a basketball player?
An emo kid, they never touch the ground.
Yo mama's so fat that the earth used to be flat before they buried her.
Yo mama so ugly, when she went to the ugly club, they said, "Sorry, professionals only!"
I have fuck and sex with all the sexy naked ladies and they suck my balls (penis), but you ain't have no girlfriend. Your only friend, they call him ching chong coz of your hairline.
Why do men midgets laugh when they run?
Because their balls get tickled by the grass.
Memes
Me all the time :
Why do women have periods? Because they deserve them!
Women are only for sex!
They are good for cooking and sex!
Nothing but those things.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't run home.
All of these are funny. Why are they the "worst jokes ever" lol?
Why can’t orphans eat at a family restaurant? Because they don’t have a mom or dad.
Why do midgets laugh while they run?
The grass tickles their balls.
Why are Americans so bad at chess?
Because they have already lost 2 towers!
Why do cows have big [udders]? Because they have big balls.
What do Hiroshima and Nagasaki share in common with balls?
They both drop.
Why can't an orphan role-play Star Wars?
Because they have no one to play Darth Vader.
"How do celebrities stay cool?"
"They have many fans!"
Q: Why can't orphans be gay?
A: Because they don't have anyone they can call "Daddy."
Why don't orphans play GTA?
Because they're sad they don't get wanted!
Why can’t an emo have sex?
They can’t make it to the bed, they kept swinging on the tree.