They jokes
Most people think an octopus has 8 legs.
Actually, they have 6 legs and 2 arms. How can you tell which are the arms?
Hit it on the head. The two that go up to the head when he says "Owwww" are his arms.
"2001 just called and they want their towers back."
Why do gay men hate periods? Because they per Collins.
I smacked an orphan.
What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Why can't weapons play baseball?
Because they need to get to home base.
We all know what rapper she’s talking about…
Q. Why don't cannibals eat clowns?
A. Because they hate the taste of their stupid clown wigs, makeup, and retarded shoes.
Orphans are human too! They have parents like all of us, so I don't know why they're saying it's fun to make fun of an orphan. Have you ever been too cold and wondered if your parents are going to have another child and not you? That's not funny! It is %9000,000 NO!!!!!!!!!!
Why did the orphan cross the road?
Because they thought they saw their parents. (Plot twist: the orphan got ran over.)
Dark humor jokes are like kids with cancer.
They never get old.
Your hairline is so bad, when people see the back of your head they say "nice beard!"
Why are Indian people bad at Monopoly?
Because whenever they hit the corner, they build a shop.
Why do Christmas trees like wheelchairs? Because they have kids.
What does weed and the Carolina Panthers have in common?
They both get smoked in bowls.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to catch some pail of water.
Jack came down, and then Jill came tumbling after, so they had a baby...
Why do some kids only experience 364 days per year?
Because they don't have a Father's Day.
One day I was with my mom and we had no money on the credit card, and we live far, and my mom was hungry.
A guy and his friend had a car and asked us if we were lost. We said no, we have no ride, no money, and my mom is hungry. So the guy would take us for a blowjob each, so I was driving the car and my mom gave both guys a blowjob. We had to get out of the car to look for something, then the two guys went in the car and told us we got bad news and good news. I asked what the bad news was. They said that they're not taking us home, so I asked what the good news was. They told me that they fed my mom and drove off. I guess where they left us wasn't a long walk and my mom wasn't hungry anymore.
Twin monks who ring the church bells died.
Now they are dead ringers. :)
Why do cannibals not like to eat clowns?
Cause they taste funny!
Why can’t pedophiles ever win races? Because they are always coming in a little behind.
Is it necrophilia if they die while you're having sex and you just don't realize?
That's what happened to my dog.