They jokes

Fat jokes and mom jokes😂

1. So fat when she sat on the toilet, she said, "A B C D E F G, get your fat ass off me."

2. So fat, your dad and her were in bed and tried to kiss. He’d have to slap her belly and ride the third wave up.

3. Yo mama so fat that when she went to Japan in a green bikini, they all started yelling, "Godzilla, Godzilla."

4. Your mama’s so fat when she went bungee jumping, she broke the bridge!

5. Bill was so fat when he stepped on the scale, it said "to be continued."

6. Yo mama so fat, she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller.

Why can an orphan play baseball?

They don't know where home is.

I asked someone why they were crying. They told me that they had to abort their twins.

Then someone yelled "DAMN DOUBLE HOMICIDE!"

One thing about disabled people is they never set foot in prison.

I never understood school shooting jokes.

I guess they were aimed at younger audiences.

So imagine bullying an orphan so bad they cry, and then you say, "What are you gonna do, tell your parents?"

Q: Why can't Asians play baseball?

A: Because they ate the bat!

Bitches do be so flat, you would think they have breast cancer.

Omg wassup dude, why does your hair look just like a young Whoopi Goldberg from "The Color Purple?" Them damn stanky looking corn bread rows on your head; you look like a damn cheetah pet. Che che che cheetah, they available at Wal-Mart, Dollar Tree, Target, and Kroger.

My mum found a chest that was wet, and it had a child in it. She asked me what it was for. I said I put kids in it and chuck it in a river until they are dead.

What's the difference between a cheater and your mom?

They both cheated!

They have blackboards and whiteboards, but what happened to Mexicanboards?

Where do you go if you lost a pencil?

Office Works! They have solved loads of pencil cases.

Why can't orphans play baseball?

They don't know where home is. Sorry for the dark joke :>

Two Australians walk into a bar. They run into the ceiling fan immediately.

Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is...

This kid was going to sleep and he said, "Night, Mum. Night, Dad. And night, Grandma, and bye, Grandpa." The next morning, Grandpa died, and the next night he said, "Night, Dad. Night, Mum. Night, Grandma." Grandma died the next morning. The next night he said, "Night, Mum, bye, Dad," and they heard the postman died because he was the dad, lol.

"The rise of atheism is going to lead to a break down of social morals and lead to all kinds of filth, including an increase in child abuse," said the village priest.

The village scientists did some fact checking. In prison, they found roughly 70% of child abusers were hyper religious before committing the crimes, and another 20% converted to religions to look 'remorseful'. The remaining 10% preferred not to say. They presented the findings to the media.

"Scientists slander good religious folk and ignore the weight of evidence!"

"Is Science biased against religion? You decide in this survey," they reported.

The village priest is living at his majesty's convenience and tells the others he committed armed robbery.

"Why is this a joke? It's not even funny!" said the person reading this, breaking the forth wall.

What is funny is you got to the end of this post and didn't cringe. Why not?

Why do Chinese people like playing Among Us?

It’s the only place they can vote!

Why are Americans so bad at chess?

Because they have already lost 2 towers!