They jokes
Why do people adopt orphans?
They get cash.
Study tip: Laminate your notes so they don't get damaged by the tears!
My cousin’s friend spelled “racist” wrong and when my cousin showed me, the first thing I said to my cousin’s friend is “Go to Grammarly. They REALLY teach you spelling.”
Why do the orphans fuck in their cars?
Because they don't know what a home is.
The only woman to ever tell you that they loved you was your mom. (If she even loved you in the first place.)
Why are orphans so successful?
When they were told to go big or go home, they only had one option.
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have nobody to call "daddy."
My grandpa warned people the Titanic would sink, but they wouldn’t listen, so he kept warning them. Then he was kicked out of the theater.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They can't find home base.
Why were the Twin Towers workers disappointed? Because they ordered a ham and cheese, but all they got was a plane.
Are your forehead and hairline friends? 'Cause they go way back.
Why can't orphans have sex?
They have nobody to call "daddy."
Why can't women just shut the fuck up! I hate women. They need to know their place and stay in the kitchen and be baby makers...
"Abortion jokes are like the babies; they never get old."
Why can't orphans play poker?
Because they don't know what a full house is.
I wish I had emo nails,
So they could cut themselves.
What war game can the French win? None, they are always losing.
Why can't orphans bake?
They don't have milk.
Why can't orphans have gay sex?
They have no one to call "daddy."
Why did the Carthaginian say Rome lost the war?
Because they were just roman around.