They jokes
Why are orphans very abusive to their kids?
Because they never had loving parents of their own.
Why do orphans live on the street?
They don't have parents to put a roof over their head.
Why can't orphans play poker?
Because they don't know what a full house is.
Why do Christmas trees like wheelchairs? Because they have kids.
I wish I had emo nails,
So they could cut themselves.
Depressed should be spelled "depraseed" because then they would be 1, 2, 5, 9.
How do NASA plan parades?
They plan-et.
Why can't orphans play soccer? Because they can't practice with their dad.
The cannibal says to the other cannibal, "I like it when humans fall from the sky because then they are meateor."
Why do orphans play GTA?
Because they want to feel wanted.
Why do orphans love blowjobs?
Because they actually get kissed!
Yo, look, they give me and my girl free pizza and a big bottle of rabbit wine. Yay, yay! Don't drink too much of it; you might turn into a wine rabbit.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
"Abortion jokes are like the babies; they never get old."
Why are friends a lot like snow?
If you pee on them, they disappear.
Why does America suck at chess? Because they already lost their two towers.
Why were the Twin Towers workers disappointed? Because they ordered a ham and cheese, but all they got was a plane.
Are your forehead and hairline friends? 'Cause they go way back.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They have no home to run to.
What do orphans call their parents? Unicorns, because they don't exist.