Yo mama's teeth are so yellow kids thought they were mini school buses.
They Jokes
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
People want to be nice to each other because they only have one life, and they want to live it well.
Sucks to be them. I'm a cat.
A man is telling his story to someone. "My friends always said that they would kill me if I wore Gucci or Supreme. On April 1st, I wore both and conversed with them."
"Interesting."
"That's the story of how I got to the morgue," he says to The Gatekeeper of Heaven.
What's the difference between a chicken and me? None, they both don't watch right and left before crossing the road.
What did the ocean say to the other ocean?
Nothing. They just waved.
Did you sea what I did there?
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they don't know where home is.
How do inmates keep in touch?
They have cell phones.
Why do the French eat snails?
They don’t like fast food!
Stephen Hawking had a heart attack the year before his death.
They took him to PC World for repairs.
Why does an orphan not play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They can’t find home.
Good day tomorrow, and what day are they still good today? Good time. Love day! A great night time and...
How do skeletons make love?
They bone each other!
Last night I remember partying with friends to find blood on my nightstand.
Moments after, I scolded my friends to put my alarm clock back where they found it.
Where do you think all the orphans went?
In the World Trade Center, I trapped them in so they can finally get to their parents.
Why do orphans get the small sized chip bags?
Because they don’t have a family to share it with. 😥
Why do orphans like pedos? Because it's someone that loves them and they can call "daddy."
My priest asked if anyone had any questions or anything interesting they wanted to say.
So I raised my hand, he said why don’t you tell everyone what you have to say.
In front of the whole church I said I did not know Jesus Christ was the first scarecrow.
There was once a kid named Timmy. His father and mother went to bed one night and didn't hear or see Timmy come with them.
They all get under the covers. Timmy, still unnoticed, looks under the covers and lets out a blood-curdling scream. "MOMMY, WATCH OUT! THERE IS A SNAKE GOING INTO YOUR BIG BLACK HAIRY BUSH!" And he proceeds to say, "DON'T WORRY MOMMY, I'LL GET IT!" And he takes his father's penis in his mouth and chomps down.
Now I want you to think what their breakfast conversation was the next morning.
