They jokes
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
J0K35 (me): So I heard China recently released a snack.
Guy: Oh, what is it?
J0K35: They call it the Asian Raisin.
Guy: Isn't that what RiceGum was when he released Frick da police?
Why can't gay people play Baseball? They can't throw the ball straight.
Why did Princess Diana cross the road?
She wasn’t wearing her seatbelt.
Did you know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head and shoulders all over the windshield.
What did one cheese say to the other cheese?
"Hello, it's a nice day, do you have any plans on what you're going to do?"... The other cheese was taken back by his politeness and friendliness, they agreed to meet again, and were soon married and lived happily ever after. Let this tale of the two cheeses inspire you to be a better person.
Three men are shipwrecked on a jungle island and taken prisoner by the residing cannibals. They are all told to walk into the jungle and come back with one piece of fruit. They go in and the first man comes out with a peach. He is instructed to shove it in his ass, and if he laughs, he will be killed. He tries and dies.
The second man comes back with a grape and is instructed to do the same. When the two meet at the pearly gates, the first man says, "I had a peach. They're fuzzy. You had a grape. What's your excuse?"
"Well, I was doing fine until I saw Jimmy come out of the brush with a pineapple."
Did you hear they found a cure for autism? It's called Zyklon B.
Light it up blue 🔵
How do you tell the difference between a Communist and everybody else? The way they are spelled.
Inmate 1: Why are you in prison?
Inmate 2: I killed 4 people and robbed someone, what about you?
Inmate 1: I blew up a school bus.
Inmate 2: OMG, you demon! Were they autistic?
Inmate 1: No, they were Fortnite kids.
Inmate 2 (who is Muslim): Halelouia, we have found the messiah!
Whoever invented religions, they fucked up.
We got all kinds of retarded adults believing in mythologies.
Yo mama's teeth are so crooked, they have a British accent.
What's the same about dark humor and kids with cancer?
They never get old.
The Make-A-Wish Foundation has gone too far. All of the Make-A-Wish kids asked for cancer to be gone, so they just gave the cancer to all of the Make-A-Wish kids.
How do you find a redneck virgin?
Just look for a 4-year-old. They can run faster than her brothers.
After the shooting, people were asking why they would do it.
They wanted to stop but it turns out they were playing an online game.
Atoms are untrustworthy little critters. They make everything up!
Q: Who are the fastest readers in the world?
A: The 9/11 victims. They went through 20 stories in seconds.
Why don't wheelchairs have pedals, so when their arms get tired, they can keep going with their feet?
Why do they call matches, matches?
They all look the same.
Fat kids are so fat, they have their own gravitational pull.