They jokes
How many squirrels does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Two, but how they got in there's the real mystery!
Why can orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why was 911 annoyed at the pizza guy?
Because they ordered meat lovers, but they got plane.
What do orphans do when they get a phone? They press the home button.
Why can't orphans go on a field trip?
They need their parents' permission. 😆😆😆😆😆😆
What do orphans, parents, and a ball have in common?
If you throw them, they both will never come back.
Why do tables never need wheelchairs?
Because even without the ‘t’ they are still able.
Why are the best used guns from France?
Because they have never been fired and they have only been dropped once.
When a cat gets a sibling, do they say, "Oh, shit! Another mew kid?!?!?!"
What do pedophiles do when they wake up?
Turn on the child safety lock on the car.
Why do they call matches, matches?
They all look the same.
Yo mama so old, she walked into an antique store, and they didn't let her leave.
I told my fam a joke.
They all looked at me weird and one person even said, "I’m sorry!"
How do butts stay cool in the summer?
They stay in crack conditioning.
Fat kids are so fat, they have their own gravitational pull.
Why can’t orphans have phones?
Because it has a home button.
Why don’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t get a home run.
Why can't fat kids play poker?
They eat all the chips.
POV: When the orphan kid goes to church and they have to swear on something.
The kid: "I swear on my... friends. Oh wait, I don't have any."
They are making new versions of the Star Wars films. The names have only just come out.
There is Star Wars: Attack of the Trannies, Star Wars: The Trannie Awakens, Star Wars: Rogue Trannie, Star Wars: The LGBTQ Strikes Back, and then there is Star Wars: The Last Straight Man.
Why can’t orphans get married in Alabama?
Because they don’t have a sister.