They jokes
Did you hear they found a cure for autism? It's called Zyklon B.
Light it up blue 🔵
How do you tell the difference between a Communist and everybody else? The way they are spelled.
Inmate 1: Why are you in prison?
Inmate 2: I killed 4 people and robbed someone, what about you?
Inmate 1: I blew up a school bus.
Inmate 2: OMG, you demon! Were they autistic?
Inmate 1: No, they were Fortnite kids.
Inmate 2 (who is Muslim): Halelouia, we have found the messiah!
Whoever invented religions, they fucked up.
We got all kinds of retarded adults believing in mythologies.
Yo mama's teeth are so crooked, they have a British accent.
How do you find a redneck virgin?
Just look for a 4-year-old. They can run faster than her brothers.
The Make-A-Wish Foundation has gone too far. All of the Make-A-Wish kids asked for cancer to be gone, so they just gave the cancer to all of the Make-A-Wish kids.
What's the same about dark humor and kids with cancer?
They never get old.
After the shooting, people were asking why they would do it.
They wanted to stop but it turns out they were playing an online game.
Q: Who are the fastest readers in the world?
A: The 9/11 victims. They went through 20 stories in seconds.
Why don't wheelchairs have pedals, so when their arms get tired, they can keep going with their feet?
Atoms are untrustworthy little critters. They make everything up!
What do Arby's and black women have in common? They both have the meats.
Why do they call matches, matches?
They all look the same.
Fat kids are so fat, they have their own gravitational pull.
I told my fam a joke.
They all looked at me weird and one person even said, "I’m sorry!"
POV: When the orphan kid goes to church and they have to swear on something.
The kid: "I swear on my... friends. Oh wait, I don't have any."
My lesbian friends bought me a nice watch for my birthday. I think they got confused when I said, "I wanna watch."
How do butts stay cool in the summer?
They stay in crack conditioning.
Why can't fat kids play poker?
They eat all the chips.