They jokes
What's the only time women are doing real work? When they are giving blow jobs.
My grandpa warned people the Titanic would sink, but they wouldn’t listen, so he kept warning them. Then he was kicked out of the theater.
The only woman to ever tell you that they loved you was your mom. (If she even loved you in the first place.)
What do emo kids have in common with orphans?
They both depress'd on the inside.
Why can't orphans have sex?
They have nobody to call "daddy."
Memes
Rich girls when they see a spider
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have nobody to call "daddy."
Why is it so easy to roast an orphan?
What are they gonna do, run home and tell their parents?
Why are orphans bad at dad jokes?
Because they don't have a dad to tell them.
Why can't orphans play poker?
Because they don't know what a full house is.
Why are orphans very abusive to their kids?
Because they never had loving parents of their own.
Congratulations! 10 years+ record of hide and seek with your parents, and they're still hiding!
They hide so well, they probably forgot about you. Mwah. <3
Why did two dumb blondes put condoms on the cow's udders because they wanted the cow to practice safe sex?
Why were Twin Towers mad that their food wasn’t good enough?
Because they got plain.
Depressed should be spelled "depraseed" because then they would be 1, 2, 5, 9.
How do NASA plan parades?
They plan-et.
People, when your lover cheats on you, do this!
1. Start a conversation. 2. Say, "What's that smell?" 3. They will smell around. 4. Say, "OMG, it's a b****," and walk away and ignore them.
If girls are vegan, why do they suck dick?
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why do orphans suck at baseball?
Because they can't run home.
What do the Flintstones and the building next to the Twin Towers have in common? They both live next to the rubble.