They jokes
How do NASA plan parades?
They plan-et.
People, when your lover cheats on you, do this!
1. Start a conversation. 2. Say, "What's that smell?" 3. They will smell around. 4. Say, "OMG, it's a b****," and walk away and ignore them.
If girls are vegan, why do they suck dick?
Why can't orphans bake?
They don't have milk.
Why do orphans play GTA?
Because they want to feel wanted.
Memes
Why do orphans love blowjobs?
Because they actually get kissed!
Why can't orphans play poker?
Because they don't know what a full house is.
Why can orphans travel so much?
They don't get homesick.
Why can't women just shut the fuck up! I hate women. They need to know their place and stay in the kitchen and be baby makers...
What war game can the French win? None, they are always losing.
Why can't orphans have gay sex?
They have no one to call "daddy."
I wish I had emo nails,
So they could cut themselves.
"Abortion jokes are like the babies; they never get old."
Did you hear they just took Biden to the hospital?
No, what happened?
He couldn’t stop pootin!
Why do your orphans not drink beer?
Because last time they did, he went to suck some dudes' toes, then he tried to take him to his parents, but I guess that never happened.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why do orphans suck at baseball?
Because they can't run home.
Why did the Carthaginian say Rome lost the war?
Because they were just roman around.
I went to ask my friend's mom if I could have a sleepover.
Then I remembered they did not have a mom or dad.
Sonic says: If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?