They jokes
I went to ask my friend's mom if I could have a sleepover.
Then I remembered they did not have a mom or dad.
Did you hear they just took Biden to the hospital?
No, what happened?
He couldn’t stop pootin!
Why can’t you play games with cats? Because they always ‘cheetah’.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they do not know where home is.
What does an orphan and a female's mouth have in common?
They take in 100's of kids.
damn they did them durty
Why is it so easy to roast an orphan?
What are they gonna do, run home and tell their parents?
Orphans can't call their parents if they get hurt! Sorry.🩹
Can bees fly in the rain?
Not if they don't have their yellow jackets!
What do orphans and deaf people have in common?
They can't hear their parents.
What do orphans, parents, and a ball have in common?
If you throw them, they both will never come back.
Last night I remember partying with friends to find blood on my nightstand.
Moments after, I scolded my friends to put my alarm clock back where they found it.
Why do tables never need wheelchairs?
Because even without the ‘t’ they are still able.
Your mum's so fat that when she goes to KFC, they run out of stock of chicken.
Why are the best used guns from France?
Because they have never been fired and they have only been dropped once.
How do skeletons make love?
They bone each other!
Depressed should be spelled "depraseed" because then they would be 1, 2, 5, 9.
How do NASA plan parades?
They plan-et.
People, when your lover cheats on you, do this!
1. Start a conversation. 2. Say, "What's that smell?" 3. They will smell around. 4. Say, "OMG, it's a b****," and walk away and ignore them.
If girls are vegan, why do they suck dick?
Why are orphans very abusive to their kids?
Because they never had loving parents of their own.