They jokes
Why were the Twin Towers upset? Because they ordered pepperoni and cheese pizza, but instead got plain!
Why do orphans not like jokes?
Because they hate your "mom" and "dad" joke because they miss their parents. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Why are orphans so successful?
When they were told to go big or go home, they only had one option.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They can't find home base.
Why is the US so bad at Clash Royale? Because they already lost two towers.
My grandpa warned people the Titanic would sink, but they wouldn’t listen, so he kept warning them. Then he was kicked out of the theater.
Why do the orphans fuck in their cars?
Because they don't know what a home is.
The only woman to ever tell you that they loved you was your mom. (If she even loved you in the first place.)
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have nobody to call "daddy."
What do emo kids have in common with orphans?
They both depress'd on the inside.
My cousin’s friend spelled “racist” wrong and when my cousin showed me, the first thing I said to my cousin’s friend is “Go to Grammarly. They REALLY teach you spelling.”
Why can't orphans have sex?
They have nobody to call "daddy."
Why can’t you play games with cats? Because they always ‘cheetah’.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they do not know where home is.
What war game can the French win? None, they are always losing.
Why can't orphans have gay sex?
They have no one to call "daddy."
What do orphans and deaf people have in common?
They can't hear their parents.
Why did the Carthaginian say Rome lost the war?
Because they were just roman around.
I went to ask my friend's mom if I could have a sleepover.
Then I remembered they did not have a mom or dad.
Did you hear they just took Biden to the hospital?
No, what happened?
He couldn’t stop pootin!