They jokes
My lesbian neighbors and my sister gave me a Rolex for my birthday. I guess they misunderstood when I said I wanted a watch.
Why can’t orphans have phones?
Because it has a home button.
Why don’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t get a home run.
How many squirrels does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Two, but how they got in there's the real mystery!
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They can’t find home.
Why can't orphans go on a field trip?
They need their parents' permission. 😆😆😆😆😆😆
When a cat gets a sibling, do they say, "Oh, shit! Another mew kid?!?!?!"
What do orphans do when they get a phone? They press the home button.
Why can’t orphans order from Costa?
They need a parent or guardian with them.
Why does an orphan not play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they don't know where home is.
A man is telling his story to someone. "My friends always said that they would kill me if I wore Gucci or Supreme. On April 1st, I wore both and conversed with them."
"Interesting."
"That's the story of how I got to the morgue," he says to The Gatekeeper of Heaven.
People want to be nice to each other because they only have one life, and they want to live it well.
Sucks to be them. I'm a cat.
What did the ocean say to the other ocean?
Nothing. They just waved.
Did you sea what I did there?
Stephen Hawking had a heart attack the year before his death.
They took him to PC World for repairs.
What's the difference between a chicken and me? None, they both don't watch right and left before crossing the road.
Where do you think all the orphans went?
In the World Trade Center, I trapped them in so they can finally get to their parents.
Why do orphans get the small sized chip bags?
Because they don’t have a family to share it with. 😥
Why do the French eat snails?
They don’t like fast food!
How do skeletons make love?
They bone each other!
What do orphans, parents, and a ball have in common?
If you throw them, they both will never come back.