They jokes
I know how to cut down on Medicare expenses.
Lock Alzheimer's patients in dog cages when they misbehave.
A Japanese man goes to the dentist. After being there for a while, the dentist asks, "How often do you floss your teeth?"
The Jap said, "After every meal." When they finish up, the dentist turns to him and says, "You need to floss your eyes more. I can still see them."
Why shouldn't you trust trees? Because they seem shady.
I told my fam a joke.
They all looked at me weird and one person even said, "I’m sorry!"
POV: When the orphan kid goes to church and they have to swear on something.
The kid: "I swear on my... friends. Oh wait, I don't have any."
How do butts stay cool in the summer?
They stay in crack conditioning.
My lesbian friends bought me a nice watch for my birthday. I think they got confused when I said, "I wanna watch."
My lesbian neighbors and my sister gave me a Rolex for my birthday. I guess they misunderstood when I said I wanted a watch.
Why can’t orphans get married in Alabama?
Because they don’t have a sister.
What do Arby's and black women have in common? They both have the meats.
What do your BF and the Twin Towers have in common?
They both never get erect.
Why do people adopt orphans?
They get cash.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
My priest asked if anyone had any questions or anything interesting they wanted to say.
So I raised my hand, he said why don’t you tell everyone what you have to say.
In front of the whole church I said I did not know Jesus Christ was the first scarecrow.
Yo mama so old, she walked into an antique store, and they didn't let her leave.
Yo dad is so hairy, people chased him because they thought he was Bigfoot.
Why do orphans like boomerangs so much?
Because they come back.
Yo mama's teeth are so yellow kids thought they were mini school buses.
If an orphan wins the lottery, what do they have to use all of it on?
Years of child support!
Why can't fat kids play poker?
They eat all the chips.