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Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they do not know where home is.
Orphans can't call their parents if they get hurt! Sorry.🩹
What does an orphan and a female's mouth have in common?
They take in 100's of kids.
Why do cat orphans watch sci-fi movies?
Because they won't understand what the mother ship is.
Why is it so easy to roast an orphan?
What are they gonna do, run home and tell their parents?
Memes
Once upon a time, there was a man named Jake who woke up one morning to find his wife and her wheelchair missing. He searched high and low, but they were nowhere to be found. Desperate to find them, he put up posters all over town offering a reward.
Why are orphans bad at dad jokes?
Because they don't have a dad to tell them.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
What do orphans and deaf people have in common?
They can't hear their parents.
Can bees fly in the rain?
Not if they don't have their yellow jackets!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't hit home base.
One knight, a king, and a queen went fishing. They each caught one fish, so how did three fish end up in the bucket?
One "knight"!!!
Why can't an orphan play baseball? They don't know where home is.
Why do orphans only have 363 days in the year?
Because they don't have a mother or father's day.
Orphans are human too! They have parents like all of us, so I don't know why they're saying it's fun to make fun of an orphan. Have you ever been too cold and wondered if your parents are going to have another child and not you? That's not funny! It is %9000,000 NO!!!!!!!!!!
Why do Christmas trees like wheelchairs? Because they have kids.
If you punch an orphan, they can't do anything; they can't tell their parents.
Why do orphans play GTA?
So they can get wanted.
Hey, what are those things on your arms? They look like cuts. Wait, what? No, it's just marker. Nothing else...
Q: What did one snake say to the other?
A: Nothing because they are both dead.
Why do orphans like boomerangs?
Because then they can play catch.