They jokes
Orphans have 362 days in a year because they don’t have a Mother’s or Father’s Day and no birthday.
How many emos does it take to fix a lightbulb?
None, because they just cry in the darkness.
Why are orphans bad at poker?
They don’t know what a full house is.
Why couldn't Jesus have been born in Florida?
Answer: They wouldn't be able to find "Three Wise Men" or a virgin!
Your mum (mom) so fat, she wore a yellow T-shirt, they said "Taxi!"
Memes
Im the best at tetris
Your forehead and your hairline must be old friends, because they go way back.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They can go 1, 2, 3 but they can’t go home. 🤣
Your forehead and hairline are like friends; they go way back.
Do they call it rapeseed oil because it is lube?
Why do white people own so many pets?
'Cause they can't own people anymore.
What's the difference between a cop and bacon?
Bacon is full of fat and makes you feel good. A cop is full of shit and will make you feel their hot steamy cock as they ram it up your ass with some justice sprinkled on top.
What does the long distance call and a Black person have in common?
They both don’t work.
What do Boy Scouts and IG models have in common?
They both be fucking sugar daddies.
Joe Biden would’ve died in the Secret Service tackle. They would have been like, "Get down Mr. Presi-"
What do two priests say to each other when they walk into an orphanage?
"Let us pray."
BLESSEDBRIAN is the reason they invented the mute button.
SLADE is the reason they invented the PAUSE BUTTON.
Why was the rapper always on time?
Because they had mad flow!
Why did the rapper become a barber?
Because they love CUTTING TRACKS!
Why did the rapper bring a basketball to the studio?
Because they wanted to drop some hoops.