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Why haven't they put Stephen Hawking in charge yet?
Why do orphans hate playing baseball?
'Cause they can't get a home run.
I don't trust trees...they look shady.
Bored? Beat up an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
I smacked an orphan.
What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Why do orphans like boomerangs? Because they actually come back.
A person told an orphan to not move; otherwise, they would kill their parents. What did the orphan do?
It danced its a** off.
Vaginas are like onions. They have lots of layers to get through.
If you execute someone in ventricular fibrillation in the electric chair, will they come back to life once and then die?
Why can’t monkeys play in the jungle? Because there are too many cheetahs!
I love punching orphans. What are they gonna do? Tell their mum?
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They can't go home.
Why shouldn't you make an orphan cry?
Because they won't have a parent to cry to.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t make a home run. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Why are orphans not on this?
They don’t want to listen to the dumbos on here!
When I was 11, my mom came home from the bar super drunk that night, and I just wanted to know if they knew where the cat was because I heard a noise. We had a loooooooong talk the next morning.
I don't get progressive leftists these days. They claim to be supporting BLM, but they aren't pro-life.
Why do orphans go to church?
Because there they have a father.
Why does America suck at Clash of Clans?
They already lost two towers.
I hate adopted kids. They are ugly and stupid, lmao.