They jokes

It’s like Sonic always says, “If you’re ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?”

I just went to India and thought, "Why do they have so many sniper hitmen?" It turns out the red dot isn't a sniper laser.

What do you do when you are angry with an orphan? Hit them.

It's not like they can tell their parents.

Your balls are so big, when people see you at the market, they think it's watermelon.

Why can't orphans be gay?

Because they have no one to call "daddy."

What happens to Freedom Towers if they got hit? They stepped in Ground Zero.

I was the person that flew into the Twin Towers. I have two friends that are both twins, and whenever they speak, I tell them to shut up because if they don't, I'll make myself explode in them.

What’s the issue with 9/11 jokes?

They never land.

Just like the planes.

Bro, they almost forgot you in the abortion bucket.

Why are orphans so bad at baseball?

Because they can't go home.

Me before: Why do bandanas exist? They're ugly.

Me after seeing your hairline: Oh, I seeee.

Me giving pro tip: Get a bandana LMAO.

Ask someone if they are a rhino. If they say yes, tell them "so you're horny." And if they reply yes again, block them from your life entirely.

Why are people so worked up about 9/11? They were just playing Jenga.

I hate adopted kids. They are ugly and stupid, lmao.

What is an orphan's least favorite holiday?

Christmas, they wish they'd get parents.

The only difference between my grandma and the twin towers is that they collapsed faster than my grandma.

Why are orphans so bad at baseball?

Because they can’t find their way home.

Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.

The people in the tower ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got was a plane.

Why can't orphans be in charge of making web pages?

Because they can't add a home page.