What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
They can't see their family.
They Jokes
Why did America lose the chess match?
They were down 2 towers.
Why do people always bully orphans?
'Cause what can they do? Tell their parents?
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can never get a home run. ðŸ˜
Having cockroaches in the house is a sign that you've food.
These things are like Ugandan girls, they hate poverty.
Hey, that's the thing my grandpa has. They say that to treat it, I should call him a bitch!
Why do you not play with a cheetah? Because they cheat!
Why are people so worked up about 9/11? They were just playing Jenga.
What is an orphan's least favorite holiday?
Christmas, they wish they'd get parents.
I don't usually make 9/11 jokes. They always go down in flames.
What do a black and a tornado have in common?
They both wreck neighborhoods.
Are your forehead and your hairline best friends because they look like they go way back?
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have nobody to call "daddy."
The only difference between my grandma and the twin towers is that they collapsed faster than my grandma.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they can’t find their way home.
Can never tell a funny 9/11 joke. They always collapse and burn.
How do Chinese people name their kids?
They throw pots and pans down the stairs.
Today I went to get a sub, and they asked me if I wanted all vegetables. I said no, leave some for the rest of the customers.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where the home plate is.
McDonald's called back and they said they want their logo back.
