They jokes
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They can never find home.
You can make fun of adopted kids all you want. What are they going to do, tell their parents on you? Lol.
What did the orphans do when the bombs drop?
They said, "Allahu Akbar."
Why do kids with cancer hate their birthday?
They don't know if they'll be alive to see it.
Stormtroopers, I guess they never miss, huh?
What’s the difference between Santa and an orphan? Nothing; they don’t have parents.
Why do elephants never get rich?
Because they work for peanuts!
Two people about to have sex realize they have no lube.
In their desperate, horny haste, they looked for the nearest "Downy" and asked it, "Speak into my hand."
Upon their return to the bed, they regretted it immediately because his dick just stayed down...
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
Adopt Me, so they can get adopted.
Bad joke: Why is it easy to bully orphans? Because what are they going to do, tell their parents?
If Republicans really wanted to enact pro-life legislation, they would ban guns, not abortion.
You wanna hear a joke?
Two Emos hanging out under a tree.
How many Emos does it take to commit suicide? Way too fucking many, because they never get it right the first time!
Emos are weird to me because they dress up all black, and you know I don't like that, so that's why I don't like it.
If someone told me to bring up 9/11, they were trying to make a funny joke, but it didn't work.
That one really *crashed and burned*.
Why can’t orphans have an iPhone?
Because they can’t hit the home button.
What does NASA say when they don’t want to go in space: Never Access Space Again.
An Indian kid walked into the shop and had a curry down because they had no naan bread in stock.
Why did the Democrats act like an asshole when Rush Limbaugh was alive?
Because they fear him.
What's the sound that dwarfs make when they have sex?
Broken plates.
Why do people not adhere to the corona measures?
Because they hate their lives and want to die.