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On Christmas, Mexicans wake up in the morning, then take a nap.
Joking, I know they work hard. They run all the way to the border to decorate the barbed wire.
Why do women have periods?
Because they deserve them, haha!
So I found out a rainbow is basically where a guy ejaculates in a female's mouth and she swallows her period juice and they both kiss each other, swishing it together in each other's mouth, and it forms a rainbow.
And a strawberry shortcake is basically where a dude ejaculates on a female's face and then punches her in the nose, causing her to bleed. That's why it's called a strawberry shortcake.
Why do orphans become criminals? To know what it’s like to be Wanted.
Why are orphans bad at poker? They don’t know what a full house is.
I saw a child crying yesterday, so I asked him where his parents were. Bad move. I got fired from my job at the orphanage.
What do you call an orphan’s family reunion? Me time.
Did you know? The letter ‘f’ in orphan stands for family.
What is an orphan’s least favorite song? "We are Family."
What’s an orphan’s least favorite TV show? "Family Guy."
What’s an orphan’s least favorite movie? "Meet the Parents."
What’s an orphan’s least favorite type of music? House.
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What’s an orphan’s least favorite store? Home Depot.
What’s an orphan’s favorite band? Foster the People.
What do you call a virgin from Alabama? An orphan.
Where do orphan chickens end up? Foster Farms.
What beer do orphans drink? Foster’s.
Why do orphans have water with their cereal? Because their dad never came back with the milk.
What do you call a fish with no parents? An orfin.
Why do orphans like playing tennis? Because it’s the only love they get.
Me: Are you an orphan? Orphan: Yes, what gave me away?
Two guys were on a hunting trip, and after the first day of hunting, they didn’t see anything, so they decided the next day they would split up and meet back at the fire at dinner time.
After a day of hunting, they meet back at the fire, and one hunter asked the other, “How did your day go?”
The one hunter said, “I had the best day ever! I went down the hill and hunted by the train tracks and saw the hottest chick ever. We had sex for hours in every position you could think of.”
Then the other hunter asked him, “Was she a good lookin’ blond?” And he said, “Oh, I don’t know, I didn’t find her head.”
Why was the rapper always on time?
Because they had mad flow!
Why did the rapper become a barber?
Because they love CUTTING TRACKS!
Why did the rapper become a teacher?
Because they had a knack for dropping KNOWLEDGE.
Why did the rapper become a construction worker?
Because they were always BUILDING UP their RHYMES!
How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
They drop some HOT BARS!
How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
They spit HOT FIRE!
Why did the rapper become a tailor?
Because they wanted to drop some fresh THREADS.
Why did the rapper open a bakery?
Because they wanted to bake some BEATS.
Why did the rapper bring a map to the recording studio?
Because he heard they were dropping TRACKS.
Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because they could always count on their beats!
How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
They wear their rhymes!
Why don't rappers ever get LOST?
Because they always find their way with their GPS (Great Poetic Skills).
How do you know if a rapper is hungry?
They start dropping BEATS at the dinner table.
Why don't rappers ever become bankers?
Because they always break the BARS!
Why do asses make terrible spies?
Because they always CRACK under pressure.