They jokes

Why are orphans so sad?

Because every time they swallow, they think... "You should have Mom."

Orphans can't call their parents if they get hurt! Sorry.🩹

What do orphans and deaf people have in common?

They can't hear their parents.

Why are orphans so bad at baseball?

Because they don't know where home is.

Can bees fly in the rain?

Not if they don't have their yellow jackets!

Sonic says: If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

What type of phone do orphans have?

Android because they don't have a home button.

Why can orphans travel so much?

They don't get homesick.

I wish I had emo nails,

So they could cut themselves.

"Abortion jokes are like the babies; they never get old."

Why can’t you play games with cats? Because they always ‘cheetah’.

Why did the Carthaginian say Rome lost the war?

Because they were just roman around.

I went to ask my friend's mom if I could have a sleepover.

Then I remembered they did not have a mom or dad.

What war game can the French win? None, they are always losing.

Why can't orphans have gay sex?

They have no one to call "daddy."

Why can't orphans play baseball?

Because they do not know where home is.

Did you hear they just took Biden to the hospital?

No, what happened?

He couldn’t stop pootin!

What do your BF and the Twin Towers have in common?

They both never get erect.

My cousin’s friend spelled “racist” wrong and when my cousin showed me, the first thing I said to my cousin’s friend is “Go to Grammarly. They REALLY teach you spelling.”

Why do the orphans fuck in their cars?

Because they don't know what a home is.