They jokes
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
I told my fam a joke.
They all looked at me weird and one person even said, "I’m sorry!"
POV: When the orphan kid goes to church and they have to swear on something.
The kid: "I swear on my... friends. Oh wait, I don't have any."
My priest asked if anyone had any questions or anything interesting they wanted to say.
So I raised my hand, he said why don’t you tell everyone what you have to say.
In front of the whole church I said I did not know Jesus Christ was the first scarecrow.
A Japanese man goes to the dentist. After being there for a while, the dentist asks, "How often do you floss your teeth?"
The Jap said, "After every meal." When they finish up, the dentist turns to him and says, "You need to floss your eyes more. I can still see them."
Yo mama so old, she walked into an antique store, and they didn't let her leave.
Yo dad is so hairy, people chased him because they thought he was Bigfoot.
What do your BF and the Twin Towers have in common?
They both never get erect.
What do emo kids have in common with orphans?
They both depress'd on the inside.
Why shouldn't you trust trees? Because they seem shady.
My lesbian friends bought me a nice watch for my birthday. I think they got confused when I said, "I wanna watch."
How do butts stay cool in the summer?
They stay in crack conditioning.
Why do they call matches, matches?
They all look the same.
Why can’t orphans get married in Alabama?
Because they don’t have a sister.
Why do orphans like boomerangs so much?
Because they come back.
They are making new versions of the Star Wars films. The names have only just come out.
There is Star Wars: Attack of the Trannies, Star Wars: The Trannie Awakens, Star Wars: Rogue Trannie, Star Wars: The LGBTQ Strikes Back, and then there is Star Wars: The Last Straight Man.
Why do orphans like pedos? Because it's someone that loves them and they can call "daddy."
If an orphan wins the lottery, what do they have to use all of it on?
Years of child support!
Why can't fat kids play poker?
They eat all the chips.
Why can’t orphans have phones?
Because it has a home button.
Why don’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t get a home run.