Why can't orphans go on a field trip?
They need their parents' permission. 😆😆😆😆😆😆
They Jokes
What do orphans, parents, and a ball have in common?
If you throw them, they both will never come back.
Why do tables never need wheelchairs?
Because even without the ‘t’ they are still able.
Why are the best used guns from France?
Because they have never been fired and they have only been dropped once.
When a cat gets a sibling, do they say, "Oh, shit! Another mew kid?!?!?!"
What do pedophiles do when they wake up?
Turn on the child safety lock on the car.
Why do they call matches, matches?
They all look the same.
Yo mama so old, she walked into an antique store, and they didn't let her leave.
I told my fam a joke.
They all looked at me weird and one person even said, "I’m sorry!"
How do butts stay cool in the summer?
They stay in crack conditioning.
Fat kids are so fat, they have their own gravitational pull.
Why can’t orphans have phones?
Because it has a home button.
Why don’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t get a home run.
Why can't fat kids play poker?
They eat all the chips.
POV: When the orphan kid goes to church and they have to swear on something.
The kid: "I swear on my... friends. Oh wait, I don't have any."
They are making new versions of the Star Wars films. The names have only just come out.
There is Star Wars: Attack of the Trannies, Star Wars: The Trannie Awakens, Star Wars: Rogue Trannie, Star Wars: The LGBTQ Strikes Back, and then there is Star Wars: The Last Straight Man.
Why can’t orphans get married in Alabama?
Because they don’t have a sister.
If an orphan wins the lottery, what do they have to use all of it on?
Years of child support!
A Japanese man goes to the dentist. After being there for a while, the dentist asks, "How often do you floss your teeth?"
The Jap said, "After every meal." When they finish up, the dentist turns to him and says, "You need to floss your eyes more. I can still see them."
Yo dad is so hairy, people chased him because they thought he was Bigfoot.
Why shouldn't you trust trees? Because they seem shady.
