They jokes
When the school shooter is getting roasted because of his Pokemon lunch box, but they don't know that there is a Glock 34 inside.
The twin towers were just tryna take after the leaning tower of Pisa, but they lost their balance and fucked it up.
Why is an orphan gay? Because they can call somebody "daddy."
Who is the fastest reader? The 9/11 victims, because they went through 20 stories.
Why were the Twin Towers mad? Because they ordered three pepperoni pizzas and one came plain, the other came late, and the other one went to the wrong address.
Your dick is so small they thought you were a girl when you came into the world.
Why can’t orphans date?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Why can't male orphans be gay?
Because they don't have anyone to call "daddy."
What do orphans and sperm donor kids have in common? They don't have dads.
Little Johnny got a dog without ears, and then they invited their neighbors over. Then they asked what his name was. The owners said, "We didn't name him anything, because there's no reason. Because when we called his name, he wouldn't come."
What's the difference between a mole and an eagle?
They both live underground, except for the eagle.
What do cannibals think when they see a pregnant woman?
"Kinder Egg surprise."
What does grass and Rachel Sutherland’s wrists have in common: nothing, they both get cut.
You and me went up to stab your father. He was out, do not pout. They are coming after.
Why can't an orphan have sex?
Because they can't call them "daddy."
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
Walked into a bar the other day and a group of sailors were being loud and shouting about all the women they have in port that had given them gonorrhea...
Bloody seamen.
You know, life as a pufferfish is tough. They get startled, then they get hard.
Women are like tornadoes.
They scream when they are coming and take your house when they are leaving.