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What is an orphan's favorite game? Sims, so they can make a family to have.
Why can't orphans have sex?
They do not have anyone to call "daddy."
Why do pedophiles never win a race? Because they are always coming in a little behind.
Why do ducks have feathers? So they can cover their butt quacks.
The KGB, the FBI, and the CIA are all trying to prove they are the best at catching criminals. The Secretary-General of the UN decides to set them a test. He releases a rabbit into a forest, and each of them has to catch it.
The CIA people go in. They place animal informants throughout the forest. They question all plant and mineral witnesses. After three months of extensive investigations, they conclude that the rabbit does not exist.
The FBI goes in. After two weeks with no leads, they burn the forest, killing everything in it, including the rabbit, and make no apologies: the rabbit had it coming.
The KGB goes in. They come out two hours later with a badly beaten bear. The bear is yelling:
"Okay! Okay! I'm a rabbit! I'm a rabbit!"
when your texting your friend funny jokes, Them on the other side when they say lol:
Friends, who's your barber? They mess up big time.
Me.
You're just jealous because my dad cuts my hair for free, and you have to be paying 30 dollars just for that short-ass cut.
I like my women thick, so if they aren't over 375 pounds, they're not stepping into my room.
Why can't orphans breathe? They are drowning in their own tears.
Why do pedophiles never cum first?
Because they like to cum in a little behind.
Who are the fastest readers?
911, they went through 110 stories in 8 seconds.
What does a school bus crash and a train crash have in common?
They always line up.
Jack took Jill up a hill to have a picnic, but Jack and Jill got drunk. They then Jill unzipped Jack's fly, then said, "You know you want me to."
He said yes, so she took off her dress and bra. Jack took his pants and shirt off too. They both went in the well together and played a game: Jack's candy stick in Jill's candy stick. Next, Jill was sucking Jack's candy stick while Jack licked and sucked her candy stick, then Jill sat on Jack's candy stick while making out.
All of these are funny. Why are they the "worst jokes ever" lol?
Why can't an orphan be gay? Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Yo mama so fat, when she joined NASA, they put her in orbit and the next day there was a lunar eclipse.
Why do bisexual men 👨 👩 👨 love gay men bisexual men don't love gay men 👬 👨 👨 they just wanted to suck gay men's 👬 cocks 🌭 🌭 because they 👍 👍 like their 🍨 🍨 🍦 🍦 cream filling 😋 ☺ 💕 💖 🤗 😊 😋 ☺ 💕 💖 🤗 😊 😋 ☺
I told my fam a joke.
They all looked at me weird and one person even said, "I’m sorry!"
Why did the carrots laugh?
They saw Mrs. Green Pea over the fence.
Women understand each other.
That’s why they argue.
Why are orphans bad at poker?
Because they don't know what a full house is!