Why can't orphans smoke?
They don't have parents ._.
They Jokes
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Cause they don’t know where home is.
When you ask your friend, "Can I hear a joke?"
"Sure."
"What do orphans and orange peels have the same?"
"What?"
"They both get thrown out."
Why do orphans love foster homes?
Because they actually have a home.
Why do orphans only have 363 days in a year?
They have no mother's or father's day.
Why do orphans suck at baseball?
Because they have no home.
You know why they call her Wonder Woman?
She's always wondering where she parked her invisible jet.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't run home.
You can hit an orphan, because who are they gonna tell? Their parents?
What happens to an orphan that gets on house arrest?
They get set free.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Why can't an orphan be in a relationship?
They have no one to call "daddy."
So, there is this button. There's a 50% chance you get a million dollars. There's a 50% chance that you turn into a turtle. Make them press the button, and if they give the money, you just push the orphan over, take their money, and run away because who are they going to tell? Their parents?
Why do orphans like boomerangs?
Because they come back, unlike their dad.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't find home.
Why can’t orphans be gay?
Because they don’t have anybody to call “daddy.”
Why don't orphans care if they get in trouble? They can't call their parents.
Why do pirates pirate? Because they "Arrrrrrrrrgggghhh!" Hahahahahahahahaha!
Why don't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where the home is.
