They jokes
Yo mama is so slow, they had to wait six hours for the crane to finally show up.
Do you know why I don't like stairs? They are always up to something. #dadjokes
Three women walk into a bar and start talking about how loose they are. One fits a sausage, another fits a cucumber, the third one slides down the barstool.
My uncle got really badly burned the other day.
They don't fuck around at the crematorium.
How do you know someone is fucking dumb?
They put jokes that have been used several times already.
Yo' mama is so stupid, when they said, "Order in the court," she asked for fries and a shake.
Do you like tree jokes? Because they leaf me in tears! :3
The bakery I worked at got robbed. They demanded the dough; apparently, it couldn't be baked first.
If you ever get mad at an orphan, punch them in the face... What are they going to do, tell their parents?
My parents said to me, "Whenever you say sorry to someone and they say, 'It's okay,' it's really not."
So I said, "Okay."
Why do golfers bring an extra pair of socks? In case they get a hole in one.
It's really great that you can make fun of orphans, 'cause what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Yo mama is so retarded, they tell her it was gonna be chilly outside, she went and got a bowl!
What do depressed teenagers and fruits have in common?
They both hang by something.
The Earth used to be flat until they buried yo mama.
Me: If my face looked like yours, I would sue my parents.
Sensei: That’s funny, because when your parents dropped you off at the temple, they got a fine for littering.
Cop: Hehe, that’s funny because I gave them the fine!
If a blind person can’t see, then do they sleep?
They’re the night watchers while people who see sleep.
You know you’re not liked when you get handed the camera every time they take a group photo.
What does a sex offender that is a lesbian have in common with a sex offender that is a feminist?
They only performed cunnilingus on girls under 18 years old.
Why were the World Trade Center so mad? Because they ordered 3 pizzas, but 2 came in plane and 1 went to the wrong address.