They jokes
Q: Why can kids relate to dogs?
A: They are noticed for 13 years, then left for no one to touch again.
Why do orphans love going to church?
Because they can call someone "father."
Why do orphans go to church?
Because they have someone to call "Father."
Why are the Twin Towers mad?
They are like pepperoni and cheese as a plane.
A priest walks outside and finds two young boys sitting on a big ice cube. The priest asks what they are doing. The boys answer that the priest always likes a couple of cold ones before he goes on.
Your hairline is so back when the police saw it, they had to arrest you.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale? Because they already lost two towers.
What's the similarity between an orphan and my dick?
They both will die alone.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a bucket of water.
WHERE DO THEY REALLY GO BECAUSE WATER CAN NOT BE AT THE TOP OF A HILL!?. I honestly think that only people with a physics degree can make nursery rhythms.
Why do orphans love chips? They love the family-sized ones, too!
If you're ever frustrated, just punch them in the face. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
The E and F in Orphan stands for Every one in their Family.
Me: yep they definitely have one 100% 💯
Why do orphans wish they had a bounty on them so that they can be wanted?
Why don’t orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
Why did the Twin Towers get mad?
They ordered pepperoni pizza, but got plane.
You know what they say about 9/11 jokes?
The second one never lands as good as the first one.
Why do Jedis stay single?
Because they use "divorce" (the Force).
May divorce be with you!
I bully orphans. What are they gonna do? Cry to their parents?
Why can't America play Clash of Clans?
Because they already lost two towers.
Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything.