They jokes
Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything.
Fat women can't walk, but on 9/11, they ran.
A priest walks outside and finds two young boys sitting on a big ice cube. The priest asks what they are doing. The boys answer that the priest always likes a couple of cold ones before he goes on.
If you're ever frustrated, just punch them in the face. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
The E and F in Orphan stands for Every one in their Family.
Me: yep they definitely have one 100% 💯
My ex wanted to humiliate me in front of her friends, so she said I was useless in bed.
Should have seen her face when they all disagreed.
Q: Why can kids relate to dogs?
A: They are noticed for 13 years, then left for no one to touch again.
Why do orphans love going to church?
Because they can call someone "father."
Why do orphans go to church?
Because they have someone to call "Father."
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale? Because they already lost two towers.
What's the similarity between an orphan and my dick?
They both will die alone.
McDonald's called back and they said they want their logo back.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a bucket of water.
WHERE DO THEY REALLY GO BECAUSE WATER CAN NOT BE AT THE TOP OF A HILL!?. I honestly think that only people with a physics degree can make nursery rhythms.
Why are the Twin Towers mad?
They are like pepperoni and cheese as a plane.
Why do orphans love chips? They love the family-sized ones, too!
“Who are the fastest readers in the world?”
“The 9/11 pilots, they did 30 stories in 7 seconds.”
I bully orphans. What are they gonna do? Cry to their parents?
What do priests and McDonald's have in common?
They both stick their meat in 10-year-old buns!
Why'd the emo have no friends?
"Because they like to hang by themself."
Why don't orphans go home at pickup?
Because they don't have parents to pick them up.