They jokes
Your mama is so fat, when scientists discovered her, they thought it was a new galaxy.
What do emos and apples have in common? They both hang from trees.
Adam and Eve had 3 male children, the only children on Earth. How did they reproduce?
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they can't call anyone their dad.
Why do orphans play with boomerangs?
Because they come back.
THey do be tryna snitch tho
You’re so fat,
that your family moved to the other side of the U.S.A., but they still see you.
McDonald's called back and they said they want their logo back.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a bucket of water.
WHERE DO THEY REALLY GO BECAUSE WATER CAN NOT BE AT THE TOP OF A HILL!?. I honestly think that only people with a physics degree can make nursery rhythms.
Why are the Twin Towers mad?
They are like pepperoni and cheese as a plane.
The E and F in Orphan stands for Every one in their Family.
Me: yep they definitely have one 100% 💯
Bastards can never pray, because they don't have a Holy Father.
Yo mama is so retarded, they tell her it was gonna be chilly outside, she went and got a bowl!
Why did the orphan have an empty bowl?
Because they already ate their supper.
What does a sex offender that is a lesbian have in common with a sex offender that is a feminist?
They only performed cunnilingus on girls under 18 years old.
Why were the World Trade Center so mad? Because they ordered 3 pizzas, but 2 came in plane and 1 went to the wrong address.
Why do orphans always become criminals?
Because they want to feel wanted.
What do depressed teenagers and fruits have in common?
They both hang by something.
Me: If my face looked like yours, I would sue my parents.
Sensei: That’s funny, because when your parents dropped you off at the temple, they got a fine for littering.
Cop: Hehe, that’s funny because I gave them the fine!
You know you’re not liked when you get handed the camera every time they take a group photo.
Why do bees have sticky hair?
Because they use a honeycomb.