They jokes
Why did Dairy Queen and Burger King get arrested for copyright infringement? Because they gave birth to Five Guys.
Why can't orphans go to school? They need their parents to sign them up.
What happens when skeletons score points in a game?
They get a bone-us.
Why does an orphan always try to escape the orphanage?
Because he wants to get money to buy a family since they won't buy him.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find their way home.
If you ever get cold, just go to a corner because they're usually 90 degrees.
Why can't orphans steal bases?
Because they can't find home.
Why do they call it abortion? Because they aborted the mission.
Why can't an orphan go to school?
They have no one to sign the parent signature.
"Sonic Says", "If you're ever bored and have nothing to do, then just punch an orphan in the face. Who are they gonna tell? Their parents?"
Do you ever wonder why orphans buy small cereal boxes? It's because they can't get family size.
When they walk in and you're fucking... everyone at the morgue.
There are 365 days in a year. Orphans have 363 because they don’t have a Mother’s or Father’s Day.
What does a baby and a grenade have in common?
They both make a noise when you throw them.
Why did the CSI team have to go to the "Purple Rain" shoot?
Because they had to dust for Prince! hahaha
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can never hit a homerun.
Mirrors can’t talk; it’s sad that they can’t laugh at you!
Why would an orphan kill his family? Because they weren't there.
Why can't orphans smoke?
They don't have parents ._.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Cause they don’t know where home is.