They jokes
Why can't an orphan be in a relationship?
They have no one to call "daddy."
What happens to an orphan that gets on house arrest?
They get set free.
Why do orphans play baseball?
That’s the only way they can run to home.
Why didn't the orphans stay at the park for days? Because they had no one to pick them up.
What's an orphan's best friend? A boomerang because it's the only thing that ever came back.
Why are Americans bad at Clash Royale?
Because they lost two towers.
Memes
Oop- get called out
Why are 9/11 victims the fastest readers?
Because they can go through 100 stories in 7 seconds.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home to run to.
Why can't orphans play baseball? They can't run home.
Why do orphans wish they had a bounty on them so that they can be wanted?
Q: Why are most Americans bad at chess?
A: Because they lost their Twin Towers.
Why did the Twin Towers get mad?
They ordered pepperoni pizza, but got plane.
Why do orphans hate apples?
Because they get picked over.
If you're ever bored, just punch an orphan.
What are they gonna tell their parents?
You know what they say about 9/11 jokes?
The second one never lands as good as the first one.
Why are all orphans criminals?
Because they want to know what it's like to be wanted.
How is a woman like a road?
They both have manholes.
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common? They were only two.
Why can’t an orphan go to a youth church? Because they need a parent to pick them up.
Why do Jedis stay single?
Because they use "divorce" (the Force).
May divorce be with you!
I bully orphans. What are they gonna do? Cry to their parents?