They jokes
Orphans would be upset if they went to FamilyMart.
'Cause they sell oden, not a family.
There was a fire at my high school when I was in Year 7.
When the local newspaper interviewed my teacher, they asked her how she was seeing the "bright side" of it.
She said, "Well, at least our new students got a warm welcome!"
54 students died that day.
I would tell you my jokes about pogs, but they would eventually get too boar-ing.
What do crows get after they buy a phone?
A cawing card.
My brothers kept annoying me.
I told them I would disembowel them if they kept it up.
It was an empty threat—right after I was done.
Do chiropractors have to pay back taxes?
Only when they file jointly.
Q. Why do Skeletons work hard?
A. 'Cause they want the BONEus.
If you want to punch someone, just punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Roses are red, Velvet is blue, So are violets.
Why aren't dogs known as carrots? Because they aren't.
Did you hear about the monkeys who shared an Amazon account? They were prime mates.
Why aren't dogs good at dancing? Cuz they have 2 left feet!
Why don't Jedi like their female relatives?
Because they are Sith-ters.
"Don't sneeze!"
Every time I was in the bathroom with my friends, I would always tell them, "Don't sneeze!" and when I did, they just laughed so hard. And when we sneezed, we laughed even harder.
Also,
"It dangles and swung!"
Language art quizzes are the best.
I love stairs. They always bring me up.
Why do they put barcodes on the ships in Norway?
Why?
So when they come into port, they can Scan-de-navian.
Idiot 1: Why are cows good in math?
Idiot 2: I don't know why.
Idiot 1: Because they have built-in cowculators!
Do you like tree jokes? Because they leaf me in tears!
Why do teenage girls hang out in odd-numbered groups?
Because they can't even.
How do skyscrapers make friends?
They reach out.