They jokes
Why can’t you trust an emo kid?
'Cause they always leave you hanging.
Why couldn't the twins never do anything right?
Because they were triplets!
Why don't chickens and sheep get along?
Because they have beef between them.
Orphans would be upset if they went to FamilyMart.
'Cause they sell oden, not a family.
Why don't Jedi like their female relatives?
Because they are Sith-ters.
"Don't sneeze!"
Every time I was in the bathroom with my friends, I would always tell them, "Don't sneeze!" and when I did, they just laughed so hard. And when we sneezed, we laughed even harder.
Also,
"It dangles and swung!"
Language art quizzes are the best.
I love stairs. They always bring me up.
There were four people who went to land... only three returned... Why?
They left someone for memories!
How are women like swimming pools?
They cost a great deal of money to maintain considering the time you spend inside.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Crazy? I was crazy once, they put me in a room with rubber rats. Rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once...
I throw a flashbang in a room full of epileptics...
They were shaking in excitement!
There is a joke that did not enter this page... Why? She is afraid they will laugh at her!
Why don't Indians play baseball?
Every time they reach a corner, they make a shop.
What’s the only plus for someone who burns to death?
They get a discount at the crematorium.
Q. Why aren't midget jokes funny?
A. They always seem to punch down.
Your momma is so slutty, they hired her as a condom tester.
Everyone becomes happy when they complete the last stage of the game.
But the cancer patients aren't.
How do skyscrapers make friends?
They reach out.
I thought when my friends called me curvy, it was a compliment, but it turns out they were referring to my spine.