What do birds and children have in common?
If you shoot them, they die.
They Jokes
I can't believe the suicide hotline put my cousin on hold. They left him hanging.
Why can't an orphan be gay? Because they have no one to call "daddy."
When the school shooter is getting roasted because of his Pokemon lunch box, but they don't know that there is a Glock 34 inside.
The twin towers were just tryna take after the leaning tower of Pisa, but they lost their balance and fucked it up.
My brother when i slap him on the arm. But at the same time they are not about to grow up soft.
Why is an orphan gay? Because they can call somebody "daddy."
Who is the fastest reader? The 9/11 victims, because they went through 20 stories.
Why were the Twin Towers mad? Because they ordered three pepperoni pizzas and one came plain, the other came late, and the other one went to the wrong address.
Your dick is so small they thought you were a girl when you came into the world.
Why can’t orphans date?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Why can't male orphans be gay?
Because they don't have anyone to call "daddy."
What do orphans and sperm donor kids have in common? They don't have dads.
Little Johnny got a dog without ears, and then they invited their neighbors over. Then they asked what his name was. The owners said, "We didn't name him anything, because there's no reason. Because when we called his name, he wouldn't come."
What's the difference between a mole and an eagle?
They both live underground, except for the eagle.
What do cannibals think when they see a pregnant woman?
"Kinder Egg surprise."
What does grass and Rachel Sutherland’s wrists have in common: nothing, they both get cut.
You and me went up to stab your father. He was out, do not pout. They are coming after.
Why can't an orphan have sex?
Because they can't call them "daddy."
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
