They jokes
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why did the Twin Towers order from Just Eat?
They wanted some plane fries.
Why can't Mexicans play Uno? Because they steal all of the green cards.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
They can’t find home.
They say mistakes make you stronger. If that were true, then whoever made that nonexistent thing called “women's rights” would have muscles bigger than a white girl.
Memes
This goes out to my ex no name droppin tho
Why are orphans so bad at poker?
They don't know what a full house is.
I masturbated by accident. I read the wrong thing And tested its factuality.
Well, it's been some good years now, haven't they? Being your own partner has never felt so together.
Why do orphans cry alone?
They do not have a mom's lap to sit on and a shoulder to cry on.
When I see two lovers' names on a tree, I don’t find it cute or funny. I think, why would they be bringing a knife on a date?
Harry Kane and Hitler are similar; they both did nazi them losing.
Why is it that orphans love Frisbees so much?
Because they return eventually.
Hey, are you bored? Kick an orphan, what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
If you're ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Why are orphans so skinny?
They never learned how to home cook.
What is a girl's favorite song when they are on their period?
"Period, oh period, oww!"
Why can orphans not get married?
They are dad can't walk them down the aisle!
Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t find home.
Why does nobody know that an Octane is a Fennec in disguise?
They have the same hitbox.
Why can't orphans cross the street? Because they can't go home.
Why can’t an orphan go on the field trip?
Answer: They don’t have a parent’s signature.