They jokes

Why can't orphans play baseball?

Because they can't run home.

The wife said, "Honey! Do you like my new teeth?"

The husband replied, "They remind me of stars, darling!"

"Yellow and far apart."

Hey, are you bored? Kick an orphan, what are they going to do? Tell their parents?

I should be ashamed of myself for making all these jokes at the expense of the disabled! After all, they can't even stand up for themselves.

The Towers wanted pepperoni pizza, but they got planned.

Why are Germans good at smoking?

They had experience with smoking.

So I went to the binoculars shop the other day. Tell you what, they saw me coming.

I went to a truck on wheels, they said, "Wheel feed you."

Hey guys. I just wanted to say, while I think some rape jokes can be funny, not one of these are. In fact, I find them pretty horrifying.

I was raped when I was fourteen (about six years ago), and I have made one rape joke in my entire life when, last year, I said "I don't fuck with rapists, I just get fucked by them." I thought it was funny. No one else did, and they were probably right in that.

My point is this: rape jokes CAN be funny when they are used by victims as a way of coping with trauma. They CANNOT be funny when they are made about raping someone else. Even if there is a difference between joking about raping someone and raping someone, it is absolutely disgusting to think such a horrific crime is funny, and I am sure at least some of the posters on this page have already crossed the line into committing rape.

Great material for social scientific research, though, gentlemen. Really well done.

Just saying this, but I hate how many little kids there are on this site, and when they post, they have the worst posts about "sex", so I'm just saying how they act immature.

A happy little girl was running on the grass. She saw two gay guys kissing in a blank space, and she started crying. The two gay guys heard her crying, and then they asked her: "Why are you crying?" The little girl answered: "This is the first time I see an unnatural nature."

😂😂😂😂

Why did they invent white chocolate?

So Black people can be messy too.

When you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their mummy?

In communist Russia there is no discrimination. White, black, African, American, British and Asian. They all go to Gulag eventually.

A teacher asks a boy in her class, "If 3 birds are sitting on a fence, and one is shot, how many are left?" The boy responds with, "None." The teacher asks why. "They would all fly away after hearing the gunshot." The teacher says, "The answer is 2, but I like the way you think."

Later, the boy asks the teacher, "3 women walk out of an ice cream shop. One is eating with a spoon, one is licking it, and one is sucking it. Which one is married?" The teacher says, "The one sucking it." The boy says, "No, the one wearing the ring, but I like the way you think."

How many feminazis does it take to change a light bulb?

None, because they can't change anything.

Why do orphans suck at baseball?

'Cause they can't find home.

My grandfather was there when the Titanic sank. He shouted 3 times that it was gonna sink until they finally kicked him out of the movie theater... haha

Why can’t organs have a family bag of chips?

Because they have no family to share it with.

Q: Why are the 49ers called the 49ers?

A: 'Cause they can't make it past the 50-yard line.