They jokes
I photo bombed someone's selfie, and then they yelled, "Why would you do that? I was trying to take a family photo!"
Punch an orphan, what are they gonna do: tell their parents?
Is your hairline and forehead old friends, because they go wayyyy back?
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
They already lost two towers.
Q: Why do Americans suck at Clash Royale?
A: Because they already lost two towers!
If you’re ever bored, punch an orphan.
What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Why can't orphans be gay?
'Cause they have no one to call "daddy."
Why do orphans not know how to play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Q: Why are Americans bad at Clash Of Clans?
A: They already lost two towers.
Why did the orphan run away?
They wanted to go home.
What does a pencil and a plan have in common?
They were both in the Twin Towers.
What's an orphan's least favorite show? Family Guy ;)
It’s not like they can watch it anyway: it’s PG.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why is it that orphans love Frisbees so much?
Because they return eventually.
Hey, are you bored? Kick an orphan, what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
If you're ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
What is a girl's favorite song when they are on their period?
"Period, oh period, oww!"
Why are orphans so bad at poker?
They don't know what a full house is.
I masturbated by accident. I read the wrong thing And tested its factuality.
Well, it's been some good years now, haven't they? Being your own partner has never felt so together.
When I see two lovers' names on a tree, I don’t find it cute or funny. I think, why would they be bringing a knife on a date?