They jokes
Beans for centuries have been called "false friends," because they have a tendency to talk behind one's back. If you get my drift. 🤣
Why is it easy to weigh fish?
Because they have their own scales! 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Why is it so easy to weigh fish?
They have their own scales.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't run home.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Memes
Why are mountains so smart?
'Cause they have a degree.
What do phones and orphans have in common?
They selfie! (It's because they don't have parents.)
Why do orphans hate iPhones? Because they have a home button.
Yo hairline so bad when people see it, they turn to stone.
Why don’t orphans play poker?
'Cause they don’t know what a full house is.
Why don't you take emo skydiving?
They cut the rope.
If you're ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Why can't orphans get a job?
Because they don't have a home.
Why can't Orphans play baseball?
They can't find home.
Why do orphans not like laptops?...
They don't have a homepage.
Why is it okay to hit an orphan?
Not like they can tell their parents.
Why don't pirates take a bath before walking the plank?
'Cause they just wash up onshore.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they don't have anyone to call "Daddy."
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home to run to, lmao.
Why do orphans play with other kids on a playground?
So they will sneak into their parents' car to be a brother or sister.