They jokes
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't run home.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't get a home run.
Why do women love wind chimes?
They vibrate.
Why can't orphans use iPhones?
They can't find the home button.
What does an emo kid say when they wanna hang out?
"Wanna hang?"
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They have no home to run to.
Another joke, I know they suck.
What is a depressed person's favorite joke? Their life.
I would make a joke about fat people, but they already have enough on their plate.
I went to the grocery and they said I did something wrong, but I thought they were talking about a food, so I said, "Wrong yummy!"
Why can’t Chinese people play baseball? They always eat the bat.
Bruh, the cops just arrested a black dude...
Well nvm, they shot him dead.
The north tower wanted some salted fries at Burger King.
They were plane as usual.
What happens to teeth when they go in water?
Bro, I dunno, they get wet?
Why can’t orphans play baseball? 'Cause they can’t find home plate.
What does Santa Claus and Bill Cosby have in common?
They both come while you’re asleep.
Every depressed person just has to say, "I WANT TO JUMP OFF THAT TALL BUILDING RIGHT THERE!" and then points to the building and runs up to it like an immature child, and then they get disappointed when they aren't allowed into the building.
What’s the difference between a cancer patient and a British news reporter in the South?
They usually don’t live to tell the tale.
I can’t take my dog to the park anymore.
Why?
The ducks keep trying to eat him.
Why would they do that?
Because he’s pure-bread.
What do orgasms and impulses have in common?
I don’t care if they have either of them.
They say I have a silver tongue, I'll let you make it white.