They jokes
Why does the Please Touch Museum sound like "police touch museum?"
Because they gotta watch out for the pedos.
Why do orphans rob banks?
Because they want to be wanted.
Why do orphans like to play tennis?
Because that’s the only love they will get.
What is a girl's favorite song when they are on their period?
"Period, oh period, oww!"
Why don’t pirates take a shower before they walk the plank?
They just wash up on shore.
Why did the Twin Towers order from Just Eat?
They wanted some plane fries.
What did the Twin Towers say when they saw the airplane?
Batter up!
Why do high tides come up so high?
Because they come up to say hi.
If you are a girl and your favorite movie as a kid was Mulan, they successfully made a man out of you.
What happened to people in Hiroshima and Nagasaki? They swapped races.
Yo mama so fat, when they buried her, they named her Everest. Mount Everest.
Why can’t Chinese people play baseball? They always eat the bat.
There’s a lot of talk about starting families, but no one ever talks about finishing what they started.
Bruh, the cops just arrested a black dude...
Well nvm, they shot him dead.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? 'Cause they can’t find home plate.
I never make that type of joke. They always seem to crash and burn.
What do the Twin Towers and Angry Birds' pigs have in common?
They always getting hit.
What did the passengers of the plane say when they saw the airplane strip? Nothing, because it was not an airplane strip, but a tower.
How does the non binary kill white en Amy?
They/them.
It's all fun and games until they start dancing.