They jokes
Q: How do you know when someone is an opposition leader to Putin?
A: When they are falling from their balcony.
What do teachers eat? They eat square stuff.
What are the similarities between BTC and 9/11? They both crashed down.
Why can't Oregon go to the doctor?
Because they need parents' signature.
Who are the quickest readers in the world? 9/11 victims. They went through 34 stories in 4 seconds.
Why can't orphans be gay? They got no one to call "daddy."
Why can't orphans play baseball? They can't run home.
Why do orphans only have 363 days of the year?
Because they don't have a Mother's and Father's Day.
Good Lord, any tips on how to kidnap children? I say, "Free candy," and they run.
Why do orphans say, "Go big or go home?"
So that way they feel important.
What is the difference between an orphan and a non-orphan? You can slap the orphan, but not the non-orphan because they can actually tell their parents.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't hit a home run.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home base.
Two friends fighting.
Friend 3: "Cut it out, you two!"
Friend 4: "It wouldn't help if they cut it out... Believe me... I've tried..."
These jokes have a good build up, but in the end, they all come crashing down.
Did you know China wanted to send a dog to space?
They didn't because they ate it.
Who are the world's fastest readers?
9/11 victims; they went through 91 stories in 11 seconds.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Why do orphans hate dad jokes? They never return.
If you are going to bully anyone, then bully an orphan, because what are they going to do? Tell their parents?