Why do orphans say, "Go big or go home?"
So that way they feel important.
They Jokes
What is the difference between an orphan and a non-orphan? You can slap the orphan, but not the non-orphan because they can actually tell their parents.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't hit a home run.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home base.
Two friends fighting.
Friend 3: "Cut it out, you two!"
Friend 4: "It wouldn't help if they cut it out... Believe me... I've tried..."
These jokes have a good build up, but in the end, they all come crashing down.
Did you know China wanted to send a dog to space?
They didn't because they ate it.
Who are the world's fastest readers?
9/11 victims; they went through 91 stories in 11 seconds.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Why do orphans hate dad jokes? They never return.
If you are going to bully anyone, then bully an orphan, because what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
I came on for an orphan joke.
Then I realized they are a joke.
Why do orphans play tennis?
So they can finally get love.
We don't joke about orphans unless they have family. Then we assassinate the family.
An apple and an emo are at the top of a tree, they both fall at the same time.
Who hit the ground first?
The apple won because the emo had forgotten to connect the internet.
What did Jeffrey Dahmer say to the men he took home that said they were hungry? "I've got Ben and Jerry's in the freezer."
Once I took a test on waving signal flags.
They said I passed with flying colors.
What are three things the Twin Towers have in common with my dad? They are big, sexy, and smashed your mom.
What happens when the Freedom Towers got hit? They step in Ground Zero.
Why are the Twin Towers mad?
They ordered burgers, but what they got was plane.
