They jokes
Sonic says if you're ever born, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Why can't orphans play cricket?
Because they can't find home.
Why is it easy to weigh a fish?
Because they have their own scales.
Why do orphans love going to church?
So they can call someone "father."
Why do orphans not like Family Guy? Because they have family.
Memes
Every good joke has its delivery, except abortion jokes, because they have none.
Why do orphans play GTA?
Because they like to feel wanted!
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they don't have anyone to call "daddy."
Why should you always be friends with an emo kid?
They always hang around.
Why do orphans ride the bus? Because they have no parents to drop them off.
One morning I saw three kids were bullying one other kid because they didn't have a dad...
Later that day the three same kids were walking toward an orphanage. :)
I don't really understand 9/11 jokes, but they eventually hit me like a plane.
Why are Christmas trees banned at the mental hospital?
They would hang themselves like ornaments.
Why don’t orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can’t hit a home run.
There are only women's rights causes because they leave you.
Why can't an orphan be gay?
They don't have anyone to call "daddy."
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None, they sit in the dark and cry xdddd.
Why don't orphans play baseball?
They don't have a home to run back to.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
Why can an orphan not have homework? They do not have a home.