They jokes
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't run home.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t find their home.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't get a home run.
I threw a paper airplane at the twin sisters. The teacher was upset. I guess they don't read the news.
Why are there no Africans on cruise ships from Africa to America?
Once again, they don't fall for the trick!
I know a lot of people hate tapeworms, but they will always have a special place in my heart.
Yo mama so fat that when she went to the fatty competition, they said no because they didn't want professionals.
I was walking with my black best friend, and he was meeting my parents, and after I got there, they said, "Who's this?" I said, "Well, I own him."
Why don't gays shop at sports authority?
They prefer Dick's.
Why do orphans do so well in life?
When people told them "Go big or go home," they only had one option.
The COVID-19 situation has been especially stressful for the Flat Earth Society.
They fear that social distancing measures could push people over the edge.
How does the non binary kill white en Amy?
They/them.
If you are a girl and your favorite movie as a kid was Mulan, they successfully made a man out of you.
Q: Why don't Indians play soccer?
A: Because every time they're in the corner, they open a store.
Why can't orphans complete homework?
Because they have no home!
Why can orphans not get married?
They are dad can't walk them down the aisle!
Why are bees' hair always sticky?
Because they use a honeycomb...
Teacher says, "Okay class, today we're gonna talk about what everyone wants to be when they grow up." Little Johnny, how about you go first."
Little Jonny: "I want to be a speed bump when I grow up!"
Yo mama so ugly when she played Five Nights at Freddy's, they thought that she was already in an animatronic costume.
Go up to someone and say, "I'm sorry for your loss," and see what they do.