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Royal rebel and push so back, they ever marble say that drink pushback.
Why do orphans like boomerangs more than their parents? The boomerang comes back.
One day I saw a kid cry, so I go, "Let's go find your parents." I miss my job at the orphanage.
Why do orphans get lost on boats? They can't find the home room.
Punch an orphan, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Why are orphans bad at basketball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Harry Kane and Hitler are similar; they both did nazi them losing.
It's even better when they get charged by a 19 yo with a funny boom boom stick
Why are orphans so skinny?
They never learned how to home cook.
Yo mamma so fat, she asked for a water bed, and they put a blanket over the Atlantic Ocean.
Why is England bad at chess?
'Cause they lost their queen.
Why can't an orphan win a baseball game?
Because they can't reach home.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't go home.
Why are all lesbians bad at math?
Because they can't multiply.
Orphans around my area only watched Youtube Shorts.
I asked them and then realized they can't click the home button.
Your hairline is so bad that they used it as trenches in the World War.
Your forehead and your hairline must be great friends, because they go way back.
What did the two towers make after they died? The One World Trade Center.
Yo mama so fat, when she falls, they have to call 999 and a crane to pick her up.
Sister: Wanna know the difference between your singing and your flute playing?
Me: Sure... (Expecting a completely different response than what I get.)
Sister: Nvm, they have no difference.
Me: *Confused*
Sister: They're both horrible.
Why do orphans like boomerangs?
Because they come back.
Why do orphans only have 360 days?
Because they don't have Mother's and Father's days.
What is a similarity between priests and doctors?
They both have fetishes for their professions.