They jokes
What is the difference between genders and the Twin Towers?
They used to be two, now it's a touchy subject.
Why do they call them a nonce?
Because they go for people who don't have any sense.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home to go to.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't run home.
How do cats masturbate? They lick they pussy.
Why were there only 3,000 Mexicans at the Battle of the Alamo?
'Cause they only had 4 trucks.
Monkeys are big, but they sure can swing very lightly.
Bro, is your hairline and your forehead good friends because they go way back?
Why can’t English people play chess? They ain't got no queen.
Why does Russia suck at chess? They only have pawns.
I don't get why bakers aren't wealthier. They make so much dough.
Why was 2019 afraid of 2020?
Because they had a fight, and 2021.
Why do gay men hate periods? Because they per Collins.
A gay couple and a lesbian couple are going on a cruise. Who gets there first?
Obviously, the lesbian couple; they got their lickety-split. The gay couple was still packing their shit.
Everyone becomes happy when they complete the last stage of the game.
But the cancer patients aren't.
Did you know your pupils are the last part to stop working when you die? They dilate.
Did you know that the first French fries weren’t cooked in France? They were cooked in Greece.
What does a paleontologist and woke people have in common?
They both enjoy digging up the past.
Don't listen to people when they say you have a dad bod. You don't.
You have a father figure.
How many emo kids does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they just like hanging in the dark.