They jokes
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To find their way to the store to see their dad.
Why do shows have a family? Because they are "Pair-rents"!
Why does an orphan only have 363 days in a year? Because they don’t have mothers' and Father’s Day.
Why can't orphans play rounders?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why does the pancake team in baseball always win? Because they have the best batter.
Memes
What do they say when they answer the phone???
How does a non-binary ninja kill someone?
They slash them.
Why are orphans bad at poker?
They don't know what a full house is.
Why do orphans make terrible baseball players?
They don't know where home plate is.
Don't trust atoms, people, they make up everything!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't run home.
What did one skeleton say to another?
...nothing... they are dead... what did you expect?
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Why are mountains so smart?
'Cause they have a degree.
What do phones and orphans have in common?
They selfie! (It's because they don't have parents.)
Why do orphans hate iPhones? Because they have a home button.
Why do school shooters have the best shots?
They train at the best schools. 🤣🤣🧇🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂
What do sloths and depressed people have in common?
They both hang from the tree.
Orphan: My mommy and daddy love me.
Guy: Where are they then?
Orphan: In the eternal depths of [hell].
Why can't orphans complete homework?
Because they have no home!
What do Philippe Petit and New York citizens have in common?
They both walk(ed) over the Twin Towers.