Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home plate.
They Jokes
Think about how many more girls we guys could get if we talked to them how we talk to other guys, like when they say, "Can I borrow a pencil?" You say, "You can borrow this hard wood dick."
What's the difference between 911 and the stock market in the 1930's?
Nothing, they both crashed.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t have a home to run to.
Why are orphans so bad at dodge ball?
They don't have a home to run to.
What do emos and apples have in common? They both hang off trees.
Yo, hairline go so far back they got their own fashion type.
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
I don't like telling nine eleven jokes, because they always crash and burn.
Why can't orphans score in baseball?
They can't find home.
Let's go punch some orphans, who are they gonna tell, their parents? 🤣🤣🤣
I don't like Twin Tower jokes. They always tend to crash and burn.
My friend was in Afghanistan when he saw someone got shot, and then they bombed him. Now he called them the "Talkwakers."
The Lenovo computers at school stopped working.
They had to call an archeologist.
Why are bears' hair so sticky?
Because they use honeycombs.
What is a paedo's favourite time of year?
Halloween because they get free delivery.
Orphan: My mommy and daddy love me.
Guy: Where are they then?
Orphan: In the eternal depths of [hell].
Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t find home.
Why are fish smart?
They live in a school.
What's the difference between a guy and a woman? They fall from different heights.
