They jokes

I came on for an orphan joke.

Then I realized they are a joke.

Why do orphans play tennis?

So they can finally get love.

We don't joke about orphans unless they have family. Then we assassinate the family.

An apple and an emo are at the top of a tree, they both fall at the same time.

Who hit the ground first?

The apple won because the emo had forgotten to connect the internet.

Once I took a test on waving signal flags.

They said I passed with flying colors.

What happens when the Freedom Towers got hit? They step in Ground Zero.

Why are the Twin Towers mad?

They ordered burgers, but what they got was plane.

Why can’t orphans play baseball?

Because they can’t find home plate.

Think about how many more girls we guys could get if we talked to them how we talk to other guys, like when they say, "Can I borrow a pencil?" You say, "You can borrow this hard wood dick."

What's the difference between 911 and the stock market in the 1930's?

Nothing, they both crashed.

Why can’t orphans play baseball?

Because they don’t have a home to run to.

Why are orphans so bad at dodge ball?

They don't have a home to run to.

What do emos and apples have in common? They both hang off trees.

Yo, hairline go so far back they got their own fashion type.

If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?

I don't like telling nine eleven jokes, because they always crash and burn.

Why can't orphans score in baseball?

They can't find home.

Let's go punch some orphans, who are they gonna tell, their parents? 🤣🤣🤣

I don't like Twin Tower jokes. They always tend to crash and burn.

My friend was in Afghanistan when he saw someone got shot, and then they bombed him. Now he called them the "Talkwakers."