They jokes
Did you know your pupils are the last part to stop working when you die? They dilate.
Did you know that the first French fries weren’t cooked in France? They were cooked in Greece.
I don't get why bakers aren't wealthier. They make so much dough.
Why was 2019 afraid of 2020?
Because they had a fight, and 2021.
At the job interview, they asked me, “Where do you see yourself in five years?”
I told him, “I think we’ll still be using mirrors in five years.”
What does a paleontologist and woke people have in common?
They both enjoy digging up the past.
How many emo kids does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they just like hanging in the dark.
Why is hand holding a couple thing? Because they touch each other's genitals anyway.
How do non-binary people kill people?
They slash them.
Why do most orphans rob banks?
Because they just want to feel wanted.
Orphans around my area only watched Youtube Shorts.
I asked them and then realized they can't click the home button.
Hey, are you bored? Kick an orphan, what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
If you're ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
What is a girl's favorite song when they are on their period?
"Period, oh period, oww!"
Yo mamma so fat, she asked for a water bed, and they put a blanket over the Atlantic Ocean.
Maybe you should go on eBay to see if they have a life for sale.
Why is England bad at chess?
'Cause they lost their queen.
Why don't orphans get dad jokes?
Because they don't have a dad to tell them.
What do the Twin Towers and your siblings have in common?
Once they turn 18, they never come back.
Why can't Chinese people play football? They will eat the bat.